Feature Films For Families: A Bad Movie – Bad Review

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BRWC welcomes the guest writer Defector from www.badmovie-badreview.com. Bad Movie – Bad Review busy themselves watching the worst and/or stupid movies in existence and then writing movie reviews full of sarcasm, swearing, and general confusion. In this review BMBR looks at the Feature Films For Families movies that hopefully will make you a better person. If this doesn’t happen, be sure to head to Bad Movie – Bad Review and register your complaint.

Feature Films For Families (FFFF) make movies with an agenda. Well, more than one agenda, if we are to address the elephant in the room here (hint: the elephant is money).

Their work takes the shape of movies that are supposed to offer an alternative to modern, super-evil, cinema. But instead, they are feel-good piles of moralising, pseudo-religious, behavioural correction, created by a bunch of thieving cunts and pan-handlers. They appear to have a thing or two for telling you how to behave, right after begging for your change. They are not very good at either.

In the menus of presumably all FFFF films appears a TON of additional material in the form of videos, trailers, things to read, and of course, things to purchase. There is also a man who says the following…

“We produce and distribute uplifting and entertaining motion pictures that are suitable for all ages, and strengthen positive values while containing no profanity, vulgarity, sexual content, or graphic violence.”

Urgh. So there’s no guns or ass?

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