Feature Films For Families: A Bad Movie – Bad Review

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But what about the Parents Guide for Family Discussion?

But what about the Parents Guide for Family Discussion?

But what about the Parents Guide for Family Discussion?

Oh for God sake. Fine

Q1: Because falling in love with a pretend cowboy-child is an important step in every young boy’s life, and your parents are there to ensure you are locked up in a cupboard with copies of Playboy until you are fixed.
Q2:Nothing. It worked for him!
Q3: You’re basically asking why food and water are important. Seriously?
Q4: Probably lots of stuff. Are we being vague enough?



So what’s the deal here, Feature Films For Families?

When realising that I had just added another Feature Film For Families movie to the collection, I became immediately suspicious of them as a production studio. They just seemed far too clean-cut a bunch of moralists to not have some severe and abundant skeletons in theirs closets, or torsos under the patio.

Were my suspicions correct?  Well, as I have already kind of spoiled by calling them swindlers, FFFF have a bit of a reputation.

Telemarketing and fraud!

Or as someone on the interwebs referred to their practice…Telemormonism, which is amazing.

So, according to the always accurate Wikipedia, the Fuhrer of Feature Films For Families, a certain Forrest S Baker III, pictured here has been a bit of a naughty boy it would seem, and has employed some, shall we say, mildly immoral tactics when promoting and funding his films.

Back away slowly

Back away slowly


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