“Every time someone uses a bathroom and
they flush, all the bacteria is shot into
the air” – Megan Fox
Reality Bites
How movie stars look important
PR tricks 101: Revive a flagging career by
surrounding yourself with security men, thereby
making yourself look hot.
Cannes 2006 – chestrockwell writes:
“From our window we watched a mass of armed
security gather as Al Gore prepared to set
off to the red carpet for An Inconvenient Truth
when a bearded man, out for a jog, stumbled
through the crowd. He diverted into our office
and asked if we would let him through to the
hotel. It was Ethan Hawke. On his own
and very polite.”
Cannes 2010 – ladyboy writes:
“Ethan Hawke stepping out onto the Croisette
flanked by five security guards. Five.
For Ethan Hawke.”
Joss Whedon is directing the next episode of Glee.
Celebrity baby names: Amy Adams has called her
daughter Aviana Olea. Come on, Amy, anyone can just
put some letters together, but doesn’t make it a name.
Toilet humour
Film stars make like hamsters
Think that the film that opens the Cannes
Film Festival would lay on all mod-cons for
its stars? Hmm. The toilet in the VIP area at
the Robin Hood after-party was an eco-toilet.
So instead of flushing, you cover over your
business with a scoop of wood shavings.
Like a hamster.
Mark Strong and Eva Longoria were the only
two stars in the cordoned-off VIP area long
enough to have needed to take a piss. Should
they have visited the bog, this is how they
were instructed to do it.
Photo:
FYI: The most ubiquitous record at Cannes parties –
Gala – Freed From Desire. (Released 1996. Classy.)
Forget Human Centipede and The Expendables –
Machete looks like the movie of the year:
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