Author: Joel Fisher

  • Horror Noire: Review

    Horror Noire: Review

    Horror Noire is a horror anthology exclusive to Shudder which tells six very different stories with black directors, writers and a predominantly black cast pushed to the forefront where they’re not often seen outside of a Jordan Peele movie. Taking the six short films and putting them together in one film shows the different voices, different points of view and different influences that these writers and directors can accomplish. With some even giving their audience something they may not have seen before.

    There’s The Lake; a short story about a teacher whose involvement with a student turns sinister. Brand of Evil; where a young artist is drawn in by a satanic cult and loses his code of ethics. Bride Before You; a gothic Lovecraftian tale of womanhood and bereavement. Fugue State which tells the tale of a couple who lose their minds when religious teachings invade their mind. Daddy; which tells a story of a young father and his doubts for the future. Finally, there’s Sundown; a fun genre film which puts a group of young political campaigners in the way of a town who have other things on their mind.

    Basically, there’s something for everyone in Horror Noire and whilst all well directed and with a cast who some may recognise, there are some issues with the way in which it’s presented.

    Firstly, there’s the fact that the film is just over two and a half hours long, which is reasonable considering Horror Noire is an anthology and the running time means that it mostly plays out its stories in their entirety. However, there may not be a lot of people who may want to sit down and watch an anthology this long. Although having it clearly marked for when one story ends and another finishes, then nobody would blame you for watching maybe two or three at a time.

    The stories all work rather well although there is an issue of quality as they go along and it feels like the latter three stories are not as good as the first. For example, Bride Before You plays out well with a good twist, but it’s immediately followed by Fugue State which feels a little rushed and doesn’t really know what to say. Also, unfortunately the special effects in the first three stories are perhaps not as good as the filmmakers may have liked them to be so they lead to some unintentionally funny moments.

    All in all, Horror Noire is a unique perspective on horror and for those aficionados of the genre then they may even have fun finding the references within.

    There are good performances from Lenora Critchlow, Malcolm Barrett and a scene stealing one from Peter Stormare, but the good part is that you can pick and choose which stories you would rather watch.

  • Bite Me: Review

    Bite Me: Review

    Sarah (Naomi McDougall Jones) is stuck in a rut. She’s still in touch with her ex, Stacz (Antino Crowley-Kamenwati) and he’s not exactly been the shy type even eight years after their divorce. No matter what she tries, she just can’t seem to get rid of him and she finally sees him for who he really is when he decides to go on a reality show.

    Outraged that he would out himself so publicly, Sarah has had enough. However, Stacz’s public status has caught the attention of the IRS and they send James (Christian Coulson) to do an audit.

    Something unexpected happens though and very soon James finds himself inexplicably attracted to Sarah. The trouble is that Sarah isn’t telling James the whole truth and she’s worried about how he’ll react if she tells him.

    That’s because Sarah is a vampire and despite the rumours of vampires being evil killers, Sarah is just living with a condition. So, can it really work between an ordinary person and a bloodsucker… from the IRS?

    Bite Me is a romantic comedy with a difference. Taking a familiar format, Naomi McDougall Jones’ script takes the common idea of the vampire and turns it on its head. Similar perhaps to True Blood and What We Do in The Shadows, Bite Me puts Vampires in the real world and gives a somewhat grounded aspect of what it may really be like to be fanged and alone. Comparing vampirism to a condition or disability means that Sarah suddenly becomes a relatable character and through humour and some intimate moments it shows the audience a side that’s not often shown in romcoms.

    There are also a few laughs around modern-day vampires and how the world would react to them today. Like When Sarah’s roommate Chrissy (Naomi Grossman) decides to ‘come out of the coffin’ only to be met with complete indifference online, or when Lily (Mahira Kakkar) comes out to her boyfriend, he dumps her because she is different. However, Bite Me is also an analogy of what it’s like to be different in a relationship and what happens when you find somebody who you can relax with and finally be yourself.

    Formulaic, but funny with some sweet moments, Bite Me is a romantic comedy for those who always thought they were a little bit different.

  • Confession: Review

    Confession: Review

    Victor Strong (Stephen Moyer) has come to a church in the middle of the night with a loaded gun. He’s met by an alarmed Father Peter (Colm Meaney) who instantly tries to calm down the situation, but is also looking for a way to get out of there so he can contact the police.

    However, Victor is a little too aware of the situation and is on alert, so when Father Pete tries something, he makes sure that he knows who’s in control. While they sit down, Victor and the priest start talking, being part of his job is getting people to talk and taking confession, so soon Father Peter has the gun totting man at ease.

    As they talk, Victor’s sins come pouring out of him like wine and they both come to realise that they more in common than they thought. The problem is that they’re not the only ones to be in that church that night.

    Confession is a crime drama written and directed by David Beton. A tightly written script puts the two men on opposite sides of their faith and their beliefs and tells their story from their own perspectives. Colm Meaney and Stephen Moyer also do excellent jobs in portraying their characters and the connection between them is in their performances as they find subtle ways to flesh out their characters.

    Sooner or later, it feels like they’re old friends talking about their past regrets and the audience may even forget that one is holding a gun to the other. Although that’s not to say that the film is without its action.

    Beton draws the audience in not only with his dialogue, but with the choice of the secluded setting where anything could happen and the twists and turns that the script takes will keep the audience gripped.

    It may seem a bit of a cliché at first to have a supposed murderer come to a church to confess his sins, but Confession has things that the audience may never see coming. Besides a little too much exposition, it makes for an intensive watch.

  • A Shot Through The Wall: Review

    A Shot Through The Wall: Review

    Officer Mike Tan (Kenny Leu) is a rookie cop on the force in Brooklyn and still lives with his family where he answers to his persistent, but caring mother, May (Fiona Fu). Then one day while on patrol, Officer Tan and his partner, Officer Ryan Doheney (Derek Goh) are talking to some men on the street, one of them makes a run for it. So, like all good officers, the two beat cops make chase.

    Mike is right on the heels of his partner when a gun goes off before he can get to the suspect. Unfortunately, when he gets there, he sees that the suspect is dead. From that moment on, Officer Mike Tan is embroiled in an investigation into what happened during that shooting and who was responsible which leads to twists and turns in the story with shocking results.

    A Shot Through the Wall is a well thought out and precisely scripted police drama from the police point of view of what happens when a suspect dies and the police are responsible.

    Mike is clearly cut up by the incident and feels guilty although he wasn’t directly involved in the shooting. His conscience plays on his mind and like anybody in that situation he goes over and over it again in his mind thinking about what he could have done differently.

    However, things are not as black and white as they first appear and Aimee Long’s film takes the audience through a seemingly realistic portrayal of what happens when the truth gets in the way of a good story.

    Looking at the story from all angles, A Shot Through the Wall leaves no stone unturned and goes through everything from Mike’s relationship with his family, his girlfriend, Candace (Ciara Renée), the media and the courts, giving a fleshed-out account of what happened. Kenny Leu also gives a great performance in the central role and gives life to a nuanced script which never pulls any punches and goes to places you wouldn’t expect it to go.

    The film can be held up on some criticism though, because although A Shot Through the Wall isn’t a pro-police film, there is barely anything from the side of the family of the suspect who got shot. In a time where stories of police brutality are a hot topic, A Shot Through the Wall gives the audience something new to think about.

  • Last Radio Call: Review

    Last Radio Call: Review

    On June 30th 2018, Officer David Serling went missing whilst investigating an abandoned hospital. Footage was recovered showing the last moments that he was seen and his wife, Sarah (Sarah Froelich) managed to get hold of that footage and thus started the obsession in uncovering the truth behind her husband’s disappearance.

    She contacts some people while trying to document her journey who have experience in making documentaries. So, the events of Last Radio Call follow Sarah on her journey to get back the love of her life. Unfortunately, it’s not very believable that this is actually a documentary or even an original found footage movie because of the dialogue, the acting and the many cliches that are littered about the movie.

    Last Radio Call is supposedly a found footage movie from writer/director Isaac Rodriguez that takes inspiration from many sources. By now, most fans of horror and indeed the found footage subgenre of horror would have seen The Blair Witch Project by now and it’s hard to separate the two when the 90’s sleeper hit has been so influential.

    Saying that though, there are many different elements that are thrown into the script. So much so that it may start to feel like the filmmakers were trying to come up with an idea, they decided to throw them all in just to see what worked.

    This leads to many cliches such as abandoned hospitals with dangerous mental patients, ancient Native American rituals and even a folklore witch that’s thrown in for good measure. Before long, the audience will start to wonder which story they are supposed to be following and unsure of which aspect they’re supposed to be focussing.

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    Last Radio Call is also a relatively short film, coming in about the 75-minute mark, the audience may be expecting something short, sweet and effective. However, this unfortunately doesn’t explain why there are so many extended scenes of silence where a character is usually walking along a corridor waiting for a jump scare. In fact, there are even occurrences like this where there isn’t a jump scare at the end and it makes it rather disappointing.

    Not one of the high notes of the found footage genre and may even send some people to sleep despite how little time is spent with the characters.