I know this film came out a while ago, in relative terms, but that’s not why I’m posting it here. This brief review was one that I sent to close friends and family, and was intended as a complete joke.
Now, this quick comedy of a review has been, I am told, passed onto Warner Bros. marketing director and has been used in training cinema/bar owners in “consumer driven sales marketing.”
I wonder what you will all think?
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Ok, so I saw Inception last night. It was amazing! The best way I can describe it is as follows.
Imagine sitting in a cinema eating your sweet popcorn and sipping on a large Pepsi through a bendy straw, without a care in the world, watching your average trailers waiting for your film to start, totally unaware of what is coming.
Then, approximately 7 minutes and 12 seconds in having the top of your head removed, Sylar style (from Heroes), and then having Gordon Ramsey assault your brain with an electric whisk as your jaw falls and your eyes peel themselves open for the duration.
And then, at the end, not really knowing if anything is real or what had just happened.
Go and see it now!!
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