Shart Of Darkness: A Maker of Ze Films Journal-Diary (aka My [Dr. Professor Uwe Boll's] Personal Recollections of ze making of my seminal cinematic masterpiece In ze Name of ze King: A Dungeon Siege Tale) By Uwe Boll (as transcribed by Damien Sage) Introduction: Hello zer everyone, I am Doctor Professor Uwe Boll, Film Director