Here’s one…
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” (Animal House)
Think you bombed that chemistry exam? Worried about what Mum and Dad will think? Don’t fret; just follow the advice of the ever-so-wise Bluto from Animal House, who tells his fraternity brother, Flounder, to “start drinking heavily” after they wreck his brother’s car. Of course, you should probably wait to start drinking heavily until after all of your finals are over.
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