Michael Sheen thinks a baboon would beat a badger in
a fight. "They throw their shit about, don't they,
baboons? Yeah, I think baboon. You can be as vicious
as you like, there's not a lot you can do if you've
got shit in your eye."
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*********** Oscars mini-special **********************

   >> Oscartime


Open an account with Paddy Power and get a free bet.
The director Bigelow/Hurt Locker film double header
(Smokey's choice) is 11/10:
http://bit.ly/diw29K


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Tinto Brass, director of such skin-flicks as Caligula
and All Ladies Do It, has been inspired by Avatar,
and has said he’s going to make a 3D porno.
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   >> Big Questions < <>> The Snow must go on

shot of Jack Nicholson treating the cameras to his
trademark grin from the front row, often complete
with a pair of pitch black sunglasses.

* Rob Lowe and Snow White.  That sounds
like a good idea doesn't it?  Well, no, not
really. But Snow White did join Rob in a cringe-
inducing version of Tina Turner's Proud Mary
in 1989 (about 4'30" in)


* In 1974, the thing that everyone had been waiting
for happened - a naked man streaked the Oscars.
David Niven - the co-host that evening merely
smiled and announced "The only laugh that man will
ever get in his life is by stripping off and
showing his shortcomings".
(Odds on it happening this year? 100-1.)


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Pixie Geldof wants to be a pop star, and has got
herself looked after by Empire management
(The Bedingfields, Dolly Rockers etc)
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   >> Out of the loop


FYI: Other things you might want to bet on:
* An actor/actress to say the words "Tiger Woods"
in their acceptance speech (10-1)
* Inglourious Basterds  to win best picture (14-1)
the Miramax campaign is the talk of Hollywood this week
* Armani to design best actress dress. Everyone
wearing McQueen is just too ghastly to imagine (16-1)
http://bit.ly/diw29K


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There are 10,297 balloons in Up, supposedly.
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