Michael Benjamin Bay Lives In: Hollywood CA, Steven Spielberg's Ass Married To: Michael Bay Knows: English, Ghetto English, Spanglish, Blackanese, Jew, Boomboomsplosion Noises, LeBeoufismness, Mouth Trumpet Birthday: February 17th 1965 From: Hell Education and Work Employers: Me, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Richard Marx, Satan, Meat Loaf High School: San Dimas High College: Harvard (my acceptance and time there inspired the hit 1986