Author: Alton Williams

  • Review: 9

    Review: 9

    Review by Robert Mann.

    2009 is turning out to be a very big year for the number 9. We’ve already had the South African made science fiction sleeper hit District 9 and now comes 9 with another film called Nine to follow in the not too distant future. Confused? You should be. Because while and Nine both share what is essentially the same film title, only one is presented in its numerical form and the other in its word form, the two films couldn’t be much more different from one another. So, to make sure you see the right film you should pay attention. Nine (as a word) is a musical about the life of Italian film director Guido Contini based on the 1982 Broadway musical with a book by playwright Arthur Kopit, who based his story on an Italian play by Mario Fratti which itself was inspired by Italian director Federico Fellini’s autobiographical film . That film is out in November. 9, on the other hand, is an animated film by newcomer director Shane Acker who, with help from producers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov, turned his Oscar nominated 2005 short film of the same name into a feature length (but at only 79 minutes still quite short) movie. This film, which I am reviewing now, is a science fiction film set in a post apocalyptic world where humanity has been wiped out that revolves around a group of sack dolls who are trying to survive while being hunted by machines determined to wipe them out. See, couldn’t be much more different to that other film could it. 9, which has already been released in America to an okay but unspectacular box office performance, has been receiving considerable acclaim for its visuals and uniqueness but hasn’t been faring as well in other areas. So, unlike the short film which inspired it, it is highly unlikely that any Oscars will be coming its way.

    9 (voiced by Elijah Wood) is a sack doll brought to life by a scientist shortly before humanity is wiped out by machines. When 9 first awakens he finds himself in a post apocalyptic world. All the humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him – including 1 (voiced by Christopher Plummer), a domineering war veteran; 2 (voiced by Martin Landau), an aged inventor; 5 (voiced by John C. Reilly), a stalwart mechanic; 6 (voiced by Crispin Glover), a visionary and artist; and 7 (voiced by Jennifer Connelly), a brave warrior – taking refuge from the fearsome machines that roam the earth intent on their destruction. Despite being the group’s newcomer, 9 convinces the others that hiding will do them no good. They must take the offensive if they are to survive, and they must discover why the machines want to destroy them in the first place. As they’ll soon come to learn, the very future of civilization may depend on them.

    There is one are in which 9 manages to stand out – the visuals. In this department, while the animation is certainly not up to the standard of anything from the major animation studios, the film manages to create a look that is bold, distinctive and unique, and this regard it successfully manages to set itself apart from other computer animated features. Director Shane Acker has done a good job at crafting a nightmarish post apocalyptic world filled with terrifying machines (some of which clearly owe a lot design wise to the Tripods from War of the Worlds) and creates a suitably dark and sinister mood throughout, something that should be taken into account as this is most definitely NOT an animated film for kids. This proves to be both a good and a bad thing, however, as the mood is so dark that you will likely be desperate for some lightness to balance the darkness. A bit of humour could have worked wonders. Nonetheless, though, Acker delivers some suitably chilling sequences, one of particular note involving the rising of a machine out of a sea of mist as a recording of ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ plays in the background.

    This scene is brilliantly creepy and shows that Acker does indeed have visual prowess, as do a number of other sequences including a scene involving news reel style footage that fills in the background to the story, footage that feels like a throwback to the style of 50s B movies. It’s just a shame that Acker’s prowess in the visual department isn’t also present in other areas. While the film may look good it suffers from poor dialogue, a big name voice cast that brings little and a storyline that is woefully insufficient for a full length feature, the film feeling long even at a slim 79 minutes. So, long story short, this is a film that may well have worked as a short but doesn’t really cut it as a feature. So, while 9 is a film that undeniably has strong points it doesn’t grip enough to be really worth the trip to your cinema.

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    © BRWC 2010.

  • Away We Go – Sledge’s Review


    I’ve been real busy with work, so here’s my quick, slight, stream of consciousness review.

    Dave Eggers (and his novel writing missus, Vendela Vida) jumps into writing with Away We Go, and a change for director Sam Mendes, whose previous work have been made to run like a tight ship. This film is different as the film is left to breathe and its characters given the room they need.

    Burt (John Krasinski) and Verona (Maya Rudolph) are two people in love who are expecting their first kid. When Burt’s parents (Catherine O’Hara and Jeff Daniels) decided to move to Antwerp before the birth, Burt and Verona decide on a road trip to visit friends and family, and to find home.

    Away We Go looks and feels like your comfortable slippers. It’s just that the long road trip felt a little pointless in parts. I bet if they had stayed home they would have learned just as much.

    But the people they meet on the trip are fantastic, especially the hippie couple (Maggie Gyllenhaal and Josh Hamilton).

    If you’re a Sam Mendes fan, I would rent this.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Stiff Jobs – Sledge’s Review


    Wow.

    Stiff Jobs is about two hitmen – Wolfram and Windgate. A random “hit” on a gay pedophile turns into murder. They loads of breasts, cocks, gore and the offensive and tastelessness.

    It’s nonsense fun I suppose, please do not expect any quality whatsoever.

    Although I did enjoy the invention when it came to the SFX.

    Not sure what else to say…. Er, check the website and get yourself a copy.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Film Review with Robert Mann – Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant

    Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant **

    Following the success of last year’s Twilight, vampires are officially an in thing in Hollywood right now, and now comes Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, based on the popular book series by Darren Shan (he actually thought so much of himself to use his own name as the titular character), a film which many are calling the boy’s answer to Twilight (interestingly director Paul Weitz is the brother of Chris Weitz who is directing the upcoming Twilight sequel). This is likely an overstatement, though, as not only does Cirque Du Freak lack the sizable (and ravenous) fanbase of the Twilight series but the film also lacks the level of anticipation of last year’s more romantically orientated vampire flick, with trailers that are little more than so-so, failing to make it clear whether the film is meant to be a horror, a comedy or an adventure (or an awkward mix of the three), a cast line up that is considerably less then spectacular and a basic concept that just lacks the allure of that other vampire series. Consequently, Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant is a film that may well be overlooked during this half term holiday, and not without good reason.

    Sixteen-year-old Darren Shan (Chris Massoglia) leads a dull suburban life – until the fateful night that he and his best friend Steve (Josh Hutcherson) visit a travelling freak show where Darren falls under the spell of a vampire name Larten Crepsley (John C Reilly). Newly undead, Darren joins the Cirque Du Freak, a touring sideshow filled with monstrous (and not so monstrous) creatures including Evra the Snake Boy (Patrick Fugit), the Wolfman (Tom Woodruff Jr.), Alexander Ribs (Orlando Jones), Rhamus Twobellies (Frankie Faison), monkey girl Rebecca (Jessica Carlson), bearded lady Madame Truska (Salma Hayek), gigantic ringmaster Mr Tall (Ken Watanabe) and many others. As Darren experiments with his new powers in this dark world, he becomes caught between the vampires who are his friends and their much deadlier counterparts including the villainous Mr Tiny (Michael Cerveris) and Murlaugh (Ray Stevenson). Now he must struggle to keep their rising hostilities from devouring what’s left of his humanity.

    When it comes to Hollywood adaptations of fantasy books, most films can be classified into two categories – the good ones that everyone loves and will be remembered for years to come, and the mediocre ones that will be forgotten shortly after leaving the cinema. Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant sadly falls into the latter category. The reason for this is that pretty much everything about the film is decidedly mediocre. The (already unspectacular) cast fails to impress, partly due to poorly written characters and partly due to an apparent lack of effort on the part of the actors. Only a few cast members manage to be particularly amusing and then not very often. It is also a shame to see actors such as Willem Dafoe, Salma Hayek and Jane Krakowski only appear in a few scenes, as they seem to be among the better performers of the film. The fault for the film’s mediocrity isn’t entirely at the feet of the cast though but mostly director and co-writer Paul Weitz who delivers an incoherent and uninteresting storyline that mostly just seems to be setting up for sequels that will likely never happen (considering the film’s poor performance at the US box office) and is completely lacking the substance that would make it seem like a movie rather than a cheap television pilot, which is exactly what it seems like. Barring the occasional gag that does hit the mark, the film pretty much fails to provide and laughs, it isn’t scary on any level (even though some of the freaks are bit gross) and the excitement factor is sorely lacking. So, overall Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant is an extremely disappointing forgettable vampire flick that has very little value as a piece of entertainment. Young viewers who want something to do over the half term holiday may get some enjoyment out of it but anyone else who wants to see a vampire flick would be better off saving their money until New Moon hits cinemas.

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    Review by Robert Mann BA (Hons)

    © BRWC 2010.