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  • Monster Brawl – Review

    Monster Brawl – Review

    We’ve all been there. Sat in a pub/taverna/steam room with your friends. A few drinks have been swilled down. You turn to the important business of the day. Who? Oh who would win in a wrestling match between a werewolf and Frankenstein’s Monster. It’s an ageless debate that Monster Brawl has deemed itself worthy to try and answer for us through scientific means.

    Not so much a narrative film in the traditional sense Monster Brawl plays out like a WWE pay-per-view, albeit set in a graveyard. As you may be able to guess the tone is extremely tongue-in-cheek. Legendary wrestling manager Jimmy Hart pops up now and then to interview and shout in high pitched voice about which monster has just beaten which monster. Kevin Nash (known famously as Diesel in my day) plays a crazed US military type who has created zombies and Dave Foley, who’s biggest role was providing the voice of Flick in ‘A Bug’s Life’ plays an alcoholic announcer. A touch of class is provided by Lance Henriksen’s gravelly, yet silky tones as ‘God’ – who in this case is relegated to be a ring announcer, you’d have thunk God would have better stuff to do.

    The set up’s all there. It’s silly, it knows it’s silly. There’s even a crazy crypt keeper who warns “you’re all gonna die” but ultimately Monster Brawl ends up feeling like a wasted opportunity. You come away feeling as though you’ve just watched crap as opposed to “entertaining” crap. The problem comes essentially from the premise. It’s a great set up. Get the most famous monsters of legend and pop culture in a punch up. You get The Mummy, Frankenstein’s Monster, A Zombie. But then you have such other legendary ghouls as “Lady Vampire”, “Witch Bitch” and “Swamp Gut”. It might sound like I’m picking a bit too much but it feels that the idea barrel has been scraped by the filmmakers before the film has even started. A notion that’s not helped by the way the film simply ends, in what is probably supposed to be some kind of meta joke but comes across as a cheap way out.

    Even though the film is played for laughs, it’s not actually very funny. Relying too much again on the premise to carry the humour director Jesse T. Cook leaves the rest of comedy to come from people mugging to camera and goofy sound effects. The funniest moment perhaps being the film’s most misanthropic. As Frankenstein’s Monster approaches the ring (in this film the creature is referred to as simply Frankenstein) a voice over not heard before, probably Jesse T. Cook’s announces “yeah we know it’s technically Frankenstein’s Monster but anyone worrying about that is a dick”. I was wondering about that and I feel appropriately like a dick thanks Monster Brawl. The final thing to note is that although we spend the best part of 90 minutes watching monsters wrestling none of the fights are interesting or exciting in anyway. It’s like watching Celebrity Deathmatch but without the imagination or gore.

    Monster Brawl is a film I genuinely wanted to like but when it promises such sweet things and only delivers blandness it makes it all the more disappointing. One to perhaps watch with a group of friends with a bit of wrestling nostalgia otherwise watch Cloudy With Chance of Meatballs. Not that’s related at all I just like it.

  • Titan Books – Summer Music Book Reviews

    Titan Books – Summer Music Book Reviews

    This summer see’s Titan books releasing a series of titles on popular musicians and bands, the first two of which to be reviewed by us are a stunning pair of photo books looking at The Who and Pink Floyd respectively, edited by Marcus Hearn. These large hardcover books feature hundreds of images from each band, charting their progress from beginning up to recent reunions and performances.

    The Who, charts the progress of the band from their beginnings in 1964, through early performances, into the 1970’s and 80’s right up until their reunions in the late 1990’s and 2000’s, ending with 2005’s Live 8 performance. The majority of the images, though, are from the 60’s and 70’s era, before the tragic overdose and death of Keith Moon in 1978. For any fan of The Who this book will be a fantastic resource, showing a slew of shots of the band from early pub gigs, staged photo shoots, larger live performances, video shoots and charting the complete career of one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Anyone interested in band photography will also be equally interested in the mix of live/studio/candid shots as they depict a wide range of styles and times as only a massive band like The Who can have lived through.

    Similar to The Who, and again edited by Marcus Hearn is the Pink Floyd photo book, again presented in the same large hardcover treatment with a minimal text accompaniment to lend context to the images. Pink Floyd the band, like The Who, share a varied and long spanning career that involved stylistic and line-up changes ranging from the psychedelic experimental rock of the 60’s through the operatic and grandiose concept work of The Wall in the 1979 to more recent reconciliations and reunions. Similar to The Who, this book wades through the archives of images that exist of the band and depicts the full range of their career, notably this was probably easier for Pink Floyd who were always a bit more conspicuous with concept photo shoots and lavish stage productions.

    Both of these books have trawled through and painstakingly restored original negatives, prints and archive images to provide a faithful and interesting image of both of these juggernauts of 20th Century rock history. The books will be massively appreciated by fans, and indeed anyone interested in music history or music/band photography.

    The second two books to be reviewed by us come from Simon Sheridan and chronicle the careers, in prose rather than images, of ABBA and Kylie, two very big names from different generations of music history. The books take the chronological approach and document both artists from early beginnings and singles through albums and the varying heights of success. They are chocked full of information, in fact anyone who is not a die hard fan might be slightly overwhelmed by the amount of detail that is delved into, as well as some personal annotations from the author – who is clearly a bit of a Kylie fangirl in particular…

    The Complete ABBA: A 40th Anniversary Celebration is a massive compendium of all their works – a discography of their singles and albums as well as their tours and a whole slew of information regarding the creation of their biggest works – as well as a look at the band and the personalities. Interspersed in with the factual and personal information are some photos that help to illustrate the very extensive amount of information. As with the photo books fans of ABBA will simply love this book as a resource to learn even more about the band that they love, perhaps lending new emphasis or shedding some enlightenment on the meaning or history of some of their songs/albums. This is the only one of the books on review that isn’t hardcover, but the softcover here doesn’t detract from the overall effect of the book which is to provide a frankly massive amount of information to enrich the music of one of the biggest pop bands of all time.

    Similarly The Complete Kylie (updated edition) is a hardcover chronicle of the 25 year career of one of the best loved women in pop. As the back jacket states it’s “all the singles, all the albums, all the TV, all the movies, all the tours… all the Kylie.” It’s difficult to wonder what more any Kylie fan would want as this book really covers it all from her beginnings on Australian TV, Neighbours, and becoming a princess of pop through to her current massive world success, Sheridan details it all and with photos along the way. It is extensive, perhaps even too much for the average fan, this really is one for the slightly ‘obsessive’ fans that relish in all the varying particulars of a lengthy career. More so than the ABBA book this one reads in an informal, or even trashy, tone and Sheridan clearly has an almost ‘Heat magazine’ level of appreciation for popular culture. That being said the shear breadth of information available will satiate the die hard Kylie enthusiast.

    For certain if you are a fan of any of the varied artists in the books above you will want to check out these publications as they really can enhance your appreciation, either visually or with an overwhelming amount of informative backstory, of the artist and their music careers.

    All of the titles mentioned above are available through Titan books now. Also available in this series are The Complete Dusty Springfield and Matt Monro – The Singers Singer.

     

  • Mother’s Red Dress – Review

    Mother’s Red Dress – Review

    Mother’s Red Dress is the second film to come from duo writer/director Edgar Michael Bravo and producer John Paul Rice to feature a darkly themed, social issue storyline. Paul is a young man who witnesses his mother shooting and killing her boyfriend and it sets off a chain of events that force him to explore his murky past, and abusive relationship with his father.

    Mother’s Red Dress is not always easy to watch, in fact some scenes are downright difficult (in part due to the subject matter, but occasionally due to pacing or acting choices), but the overall picture is compelling, if dark. Timothy Driscoll depicts Paul in a very quiet manner, almost underplaying the role, which is a plus for the complex and somewhat confused character whose home life and past trauma’s, that he doesn’t really remember, have had a measurable effect on his personality. Paul abruptly leaves home after witnessing the shooting, and almost as if in a daze he finds himself in some part of L.A., staying in a motel and inquiring at a local coffee shop about colleges.

    Timothy Driscoll as Paul and Alexandra Swarens as Ashley

    This is where he meets Brenda (played by Amanda Reed) and closely after Ashley (Alexandra Swarens), Brenda is obviously initially interested in Paul but she gives up the instant Ashley turns up and it’s clear that Paul is more interested in her. Brenda’s character is almost as tragic as Paul’s, from being attacked by an abusive customer to her obvious attraction to Paul, self-loathing, and drinking problems, the viewer can’t help but feel a bit sorry for her – despite her sometimes highly obnoxious personality. Swaren’s and Reed do an admirable job filling the roles, but overall the acting is a little spotty with a preponderance of slowly delivered lines and pained looks meant to convey deepness of character. The stand out performance comes from Alisha Seaton as Paul’s mum Laura (wearer of the titular red dress) whose appearances on screen are always punctuated with violent emotion.

    The main concern to raise against the film is the slowness with which is progresses, it’s definitely a slow thinking film rather than fast paced. The first half in particular is a bit of a slow haul. As the movie progresses, what is real and what has happened in regards to Paul, his mother, and his past, becomes less clear and then eventually resolves itself in the final act. The ‘big reveal’ and the ending are somewhat bleak, particularly for Paul, but the final moments try to pull it around into a hint of a positive ending. All in all Mother’s Red Dress is perhaps not the best film, it’s an indie movie whose complicated, if occasionally muddled, story of social issues builds a character study – it won’t be for everyone, but for those of you that enjoy cinema with an issue or element of realism then this will probably be worth checking out.

    You can find out more about the film HERE, and it’s also available to watch VOD HERE.

  • The Tunnel – Review

    The Tunnel – Review

    Set in and around the sewers of Sydney ‘The Tunnel’ follows a group of journalists as they investigate the labyrinth beneath the city.

    Borrowing styles from the ‘found footage’ genre, Carlo Ledesma’s film in many ways achieves a consistency and believability that other more Hollywood offerings, such as ‘Chronicle’, have failed to deliver. The fact that the characters are a film crew whose main source of light in the tunnels is the high powered torch mounted on their professional news camera allows you to forget the ‘why are they filming this?’ contradiction that can often take you out of theses sorts of films.

    As for the characters they are the typical mixed bunch. The crusading female journalist Nat (Bel Deliá), her producer Pete (Andy Rodoreda, think of an Australian Michael Fassbender), cameraman Steve (Steve Davis) and sound recorder ‘Tangles’ (Luke Arnold) are all given a key part to play both in the narrative and, in the case of the crew members particularly, in the actual documentation of the events.

    Starting off as a political news story surrounding an abandoned government project to use the sewers of Sydney as a water recycling plant, the film makes sure to set up a level of realism as conversations are captured on CCTV or used as ways of the crew checking their kit. The opening of the film also allows the characters and their relationships to take shape, and while this would usually involve the characters themselves interacting with each other (in the car on their way to the cabin, or abandoned town or wherever) the film also employs another technique in order to get to know the characters.

    Interviews are cut to throughout the story and provide personal accounts from characters as the events unfold (in much the same way as ‘District 9’). While this does allow us further insight into the characters and what they think of each other, discerning viewers may find it spoils the film somewhat as things start to go wrong down in the sewers.

    As for the horror aspects they are mostly played brilliantly. While there are no particularly gory images (save one or two) Ledesma cunningly employs the ‘Alien’ philosophy (its not what you see, its what you imagine thats scary) which is used to great effect in the often pitch black setting.

    To give away the threat itself would ruin the suspense of a horror film like this but I will say there is one particular reveal that is so damn creepy the image is likely to stay with you for a while.

    ‘The Tunnel’ definitely a good watch for horror fans, but don’t be put off if this isn’t usually your sort of thing. With a well thought out premise, solid cast (with a particularly good performance from amiable Steve Davis, who is in fact a cameraman ‘giving acting a go’) and genuinely creepy horror, ‘The Tunnel’ is a great example of Australian independent film.

  • How To Remake The Star Wars Prequels (Part 1)

    How To Remake The Star Wars Prequels (Part 1)

    As Batman Begins and now The Amazing Spiderman have shown us, franchise reboots have the potential to transcend their previous incarnations and create an entirely new film mythology.

    As we all know the Star Wars Prequel trilogy was a series that disappointed on many levels. From the slapstick of Jar Jar Binks, to the wooden Jedi Knights and some god awful dialogue, the films in many ways even had a negative effect on the original trilogy (does anyone else have issues knowing that a middle aged Haden Christensen is under Vaders helmet in The Empire Strikes Back?)

    So what if they remade the prequel trilogy to not only improve on the previous efforts but to have the films fit better with the original films? What follows is my pitch for episode 1 of this reboot.  I’m trying to stick roughly to the story structure of the Lucas films and I’m also keeping a number of the new characters such as Darth Maul, and Mace Windu, who, lets be honest, are just pretty cool.

    So here’s Star Wars Episode One 2.0.

    Episode 1

    First off the original Naboo storyline revolving around Amidala and the trade federation could remain mostly the same (although more on that later). It can be seen as a good example of the kind of potentially violent conflicts that the Jedi can be called in to resolve during the time of the republic. In my version I would the Jedi to be less spiritual in their focus and be seen more as galactic UN peacekeepers or police to a certain extent. (To quote Obi Wan from Episode 4 ‘For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old republic’)

    Another major change is that I would have the trade federation use clone soldiers instead of robots. These clones will have been genetically engineered to take away their free will in order to make them ‘the perfect soldier’. There should be a ongoing moralistic argument throughout the trilogy as to whether it is right to use these clones for war.

    So the film would open with Obi Wan arriving at Naboo to negotiate an end to the blockade. This would be Obi Wan’s first solo mission as a newly Knighted Jedi who has not yet had enough experience to have an apprentice. (Qui Gon Jinn as played by Liam Neeson still exists in this version but more on him later). This makes Obi Wan a bit more human and relatable. The idea of a nervous young Jedi on his first mission is far more appealing from a character point of view and would immediately establish an audience connection with a character much like Luke’s introduction in episode 4.

    The Naboo storyline can remain relatively in tact from that point including the invasion and occupation of the capital city although lets forget Jar Jar Binks and the gunguns.

    In place of the underwater sequence (which was largely unnecessary CG spectacle) it would be good to have the story cut to Anakin on Tattoine.

    One of the key things missing from Anakin’s origin is the exploration of the life of a slave. I think therefore there should be a scene depicting two young boys working in the dark and gritty world serving a wealthy Hutt (the slug race of Jabba) before going back to their small room which they share with their mother. This family would later be revealed to be Anakin Skywalker, his half brother Owen and their mother Shmi.

    By including Owen (uncle Owen from A New Hope) early on we establish a family dynamic where Anakin lusts for power and escape and Owen simply wants to keep his head down and work his way to freedom. It also provides another key link to episode 4.

    Cutting back to Naboo Obi Wan sneaks into the capital and saves the queen although their ship is damaged during the escape.

    Darth Sidious (who has previously been established to be in control of the TF) introduces Darth Maul to the leaders of the Trade Federation ensuring them that ‘he will find your lost ship’.

    Obi Wan arrives on Tatooine, hoping to find the repairs for the ship. He begins to walk to a nearby town.

    Meanwhile Anakin is out on the street. A young boy (who is also a rival podracer) in a group of children bullies Anakin, insulting his mother and implying that she is a prostitute. This is a dark interpretation but it seems to me that its obvious that prostitution would be the main function of a female slave in this context. Anakin’s anger flares up and a fight breaks out.

    As Obi Wan enters the the town he breaks up the fight pulling the boys apart using the force. The rival and his cronies run away, scared of Obi Wan’s power. This scene establishes Anakin’s anger as well as a his yearning for the power of a Jedi, he feels that if he was a Jedi he could have the power to punish those who have wronged him and his family. Anakin hurriedly takes Obi Wan into a nearby shelter as a sand storm is coming in.

    The shelter is a bar similar to the cantina from episode 4, when the barman sees Anakin he protests, ‘you know we don’t serve your kind (i.e. a slave) here’ (a line similar to episode 4). Obi Wan uses a Jedi mind trick to calm the man and allow them to stay, he also orders him and Anakin a drink.

    Obi Wan and Anakin share a drink together. This establishes a level of camaraderie, like having a pint with your best mate. During the conversation Obi Wan learns about the boys’ situation while keeping his own story close to his chest. Anakin then senses everything that has happened to Obi Wan and retells the story to the Jedi in remarkable detail. Obi Wan is astonished by how strong the force is with him.

    Anakin tells Obi Wan that the Hutt he works for may have the parts he needs.

    Anakin goes home and has a excited conversation with his brother about the Jedi where it becomes clear what he wants from the power and Owen is apprehensive.

    Obi-Wan goes before the Hutt (the scene is reminiscent of the scene in Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi). He tries to use a Jedi mind trick but it doesn’t work. This explains why Luke can’t use a mind trick on Jabba in Return of the Jedi (Jabba tells his second in command ‘fool he’s using an old Jedi mind trick’).

    Anakin interrupts and offers the hutt the race bet. If Anakin wins the race the Hutt will get the parts for Obi Wan, if Anakin loses, Obi Wan interjects, the hutt will get his ship.

    Anakin’s prepares for the Podrace while Obi Wan asks Shmi about her sons. While there is no telling who their fathers were Anakin had a father, the whole immaculate conception thing is bollocks, lets get rid of that.

    Obi Wan renegotiates and makes the deal for Anakin’s freedom.

    The Podrace sequence should be darker and more dangerous. Anakin continues to battle with his rival from the earlier fight until he violently kills him in the final lap running him into a cliff face. The imperial march could play at this point hinting at Anakin’s future.

    Obi Wan asks Anakin what happened after the race (question as to whether it was necessary to kill the other racer in order to win) and Anakin doesn’t answer.

    Anakin is told he is free.

    Anakin says goodbye to his family promising to become the most powerful Jedi ever and free them. As he walks away Shmi comments to Owen that Ani could indeed become that powerful and Owen says ‘thats what I’m afraid of’ (the same line from episode 4).

    On the way back to the ship Obi Wan is attacked by Darth Maul but escapes.

    The ship travels to Coruscant.

    Senator Palpatine tells Amidala that the republic is corrupt and that they won’t help and sure enough there is too much money from the trade federation and the republic is corrupted by financial interests.

    Obi Wan takes Anakin to the Jedi Council. The council debates as to wether to train him.

    Qui-Gon Jinn is now on the Jedi council and seeing the dark side in Anakin helps to swing the decision and allows Obi Wan to train him.

    After Amidala realises the corruption of the republic she decides to handle the situation herself.

    The group all travel back to Naboo to confront the Trade Federation.

    It should be made clear that the Trade Federation only has a force large enough to hold the capital city. Freedom fighters from around Naboo (similar to the Rebel alliance) can gather for a counter attack slowly as the TF controls the skies and all communication and as such only ground transport can be risked.

    The Naboo plan to hold the head of the TF hostage until he orders his troops to stand down and signs a statement revealing what he has done to the republic, incriminating himself and causing an end to the occupation/blockade.

    During the planning scene Obi Wan catches Anakin staring at the young Padme Amidala and explains to him about his dedication to the Jedi and how he cannot share a life with a woman, although Anakin may be too young to understand this.

    While the Naboo fight for the city Anakin recklessly joins the space fighters who are tasked with holding off the trade federation air support. Anakin kicks ass during this battle scene using his Jedi reflexes and podracing skills. As Obi Wan later describes him – ‘the best star pilot in the galaxy’.

    Obi Wan engages in an epic duel with Darth Maul. Maul badly injures Obi Wan during the fight but Obi Wan finally gets the better of him and Maul is thrown from a great hight, possibly a waterfall, leaving some ambiguity as to wether he survived or not.

    On Naboo a few members of the Jedi council as well as Palpatine and republic security arrive to oversee the arrest of the trade federation heads and the return to peace.

    Obi Wan walks in on a dodgy looking conversation between Palpatine and Qui Gon (what we’re they talking about?). Qui Gon suggests to Obi Wan that his new apprentice could change everything.

    In a conversation with Amidala, Senator Palpatine suggests that he could use the Naboo crisis as a key issue in his campaign to become head of the republic as it provides evidence of the corruption at the heart of government.

    The film ends with a celebration of Naboo’s freedom.

    And thats episode one. Let me know what you think and my ideas for episode two will emerge soon.