Author: BRWC

  • Manborg: Not For the Serious Minded

    Manborg: Not For the Serious Minded

    The synopsis of Manborg provides a certain level of pre-emptive disappointment, particularly if you’ve never heard of Steven Kostanski, or his sometimes-writing partner Jeremy Gillespie. Their gruesome tale is set in the wake of a great war between man and hell in which the evil leader Count Draculon reigns and ‘with every passing hour, another nation crumbles’ to his technological might, army of monsters and incomparable evil.  After watching Draculon kill his brother, a soldier wakes from death to find himself half man, half machine, in an apocalyptic and hopeless future swarming with demons. Quickly taken prisoner, the self-named Manborg is recruited to fight hellbeasts to the death, Gladiator style, alongside a lethal motley crew of cellmates. He must fight to keep himself and his new friends alive, though ultimately all he truly wants is…revenge.

    It sounds awful. And, actually, it is awful. But it’s also something else altogether. Let me put it another way.

    Manborg is like the mewling, blood-drenched Troma-esque hybrid-spawn, fathered by Terminator, birthed by Mortal Kombat, raised by Grindhouse horror and hanging out with the wrong crowd consisting of badly dubbed vintage Kung Fu movies, The Lost Boys, Mad Max, Nazis and the vampires from Buffy, all on VHS.

    It sounds AWESOME. And, actually, it is awesome. But it’s also something else altogether. Or at least something more. Let me put it another way.

    Astron 6 is a Canadian production company/brain trust made up of, in addition to Gillespie and Kostanski, Matthew Kennedy, Connor Sweeney and Adam Brooks. Collectively they are five mentally questionable individuals responsible for creating a film (or two, if you watch the equally indescribable Father’s Day, produced in the same year) of revolting and marvellous paradox; taking the terrible and making it pretty glorious. In Manborg, the narrative is inconsistent and poorly thought out, the acting hurtles wildly between wooden and cartoonish (the fantastic Matthew Kennedy as Manborg and Connor Sweeney as Justice respectively), steered vaguely by the awful script, and the cinematography is appalling, with low budget green screening, out of time and unrealistic non-diegetic sound, crass editing and Art Attack CGI. The result is glowing; a convincingly and hilariously brilliant homage to a badly aged era and an exploration of everything that can be wrong in cinema. Much like the Diana and Blackbird toy cameras, which at their time were cheap and nasty contraptions rife with the imperfections they are now celebrated for, Astron 6 celebrates all the cinematic drawbacks of cheap and nasty 70s and 80s cinema and, in its celebration, makes it utterly wonderful. It is both demented and genius.

    Manborg

    The pitfall of a film like this is to be found in its potential to be taken seriously by the average viewer, or one who is poorly versed in so-bad-it’s-good 80s sci-fi, who will despise rather than applaud its heroic dreadfulness. There are also those who will hate it to begin with and adore it by the end, going from one extreme to the other during a sudden moment of sparkling comprehension that this film cannot be serious. As the latter viewer, my glowing moment happened when my laptop caused the film to freeze at the exact moment a head exploded. I stared at the incomprehensible, unrealistic, vile gore and my head exploded too as I realised Kostanski had been taking me for a ride. The problem here is that with a running time of around an hour, by the time you realise he’s not taking himself seriously and have settled down to enjoy it without cringing, it’s over.

    Premiering at Austin’s Fantastic Fest and officially selected for Fantasia Film Festival in Montreal, Lund in Sweden, Sci-Fi Film Festival in London and Toronto’s After Dark Film Festival, Manborg has since been picked up for distribution by Raven Banner, a spectacular boutique agency responsible for A Little Bit Zombie (Casey Walker, 2012) and Deep Dark Canyon (Abe Lee & Silver Tree, 2012) amongst others. Its successful screenings reminded its audience that bad acting and worse graphics don’t necessarily limit the brilliance of a film or the imagination of its creators.

    More than that, it is…under the surface…a very cleverly made film, superbly balancing the level of low-budget badness needed to be true to itself whilst retaining audience interest. Fans of the cataclysmic The Room (2003) by the man and the legend Tommy Wiseau will revel in everything cheesy that Manborg has to offer and be left foaming at the mouth hoping for more, whilst anyone with a little love for Rodriguez or Roth will at the very least appreciate the gore. Personally, I’m sitting back and waiting for the Manborg Drinking Game to develop, and when it does (and it will), I’ll be more than happy to sit through it again and again in the name of hilarity and Captain Morgan’s rum. Cheers, babes.

     

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man/Tetsuo II: Body Hammer – Review

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man/Tetsuo II: Body Hammer – Review

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man is one of those remarkable films that manages to be both critically revered and reviled. Adored by fans and striking genuine fear into others. Released in 1989 it was the first theatrical release by director/producer/writer/actor Shinya Tsukamoto who’s previous background had been in short films and avant-garde theatre. Tsukamoto pulled his considerable artistic resources to create something that resembles an actual nightmare on screen.

    The plot – centers on a salaryman (Tomorowo Taguichi) who begins mutating into a machine like organism after running down the Metal Fetishist (Shinya Tsukamoto) with his car. As the salaryman begins to transform further into a junk of metal he engages in sexual acts with his girlfriend (Kei Fujiwara), suffers from increasingly deranged nightmares and finally engages the Metal Fetishist in a battle of to see who will become the ultimate iron man.

    Story seems to matter very little in The Iron Man – yes there is one – but it’s essentially a conduit for Tsukamoto’s twisted visual design. It’s both beautiful and profoundly grotesque, not to say remarkable considering the films modest budget. Shot in a stark black and white that only adds to films feverish quality, everything on screen looks twisted and sick. The nameless town that acts as the backdrop feels like a junkheap. The salaryman’s flat feels like a dungeon. This is not a film to make you feel good. Even with it’s modest running time it can feel overbearing. Moments of nightmarish montages which last mere seconds look like the work of painstaking hours of stop motion and make up work. The gore – which, let’s be honest will be why a great number of people watch – is incredibly visceral. As the salaryman begins his transformation each metal pipe, piece of tubing and huge drill penis (yeah you read that right) is accompanied by bone crunching and blood letting sound effects. It’s an unoriginal comparison to make but it really does call to mind the heyday of Cronenberg’s body horror films and indeed Jekyll & Hyde. As his body transforms into it’s deranged metal form the salaryman goes from being meek and frightened to head strong and dominating. As the film reaches it’s climax he realises the amazing/terrible things he can do with his new powers.

    Which leads nicely into Body Hammer. Released in 1992 it serves as a vague sequel/re-telling of the first film. This time shot in bright colours, with a larger cast and budget, Body Hammer looks to expand on the themes touched upon in Iron Man. Taguichi returns as the salaryman who is this time married with a son. After a kidnap attempt is made on his son the salaryman decides to start working out, he quickly develops the skills to lift huge weights. After a second kidnap attempt leaves his son dead the salaryman’s rage starts to physically manifest itself with his transformation into the Iron Man. Tsukamoto returns as the Metal Fetishist, this time round the leader of a cult of weight lifting skin-heads who believe that the Fetishist has God-like powers to turn them into super iron men.

    Any other day of the week Body Hammer would seem like some alternative film lovers wet dream. The gore and violence are back in spades. The lighting, editing and sound effects are all off kilter and the plot is, for lack of a better word, bonkers. But when held next to Iron Man it seems somewhat middle of the road. Take Iron Man as an intense art horror film, Body Hammer is closer to a disturbed action thriller. This time around Tsukamoto seeks to give mythology behind the metal metamorphosis which was kept largely a secret in the the first film. In doing so it actually makes the whole affair harder to swallow. Without giving much away in Iron Man is was easier to sit back and except the horrific transformation was happening, just… because. Now we’re given a family back story which makes the iron men feel more like evil superheroes than freakish monsters. It has a similar diluting power that Ringu 2 had when it sort to give backstory to the ghosts. Actually trying to provide the Tetsuo films with plot only makes you realise what weirdly stupid films they are. That sounds way too harsh though because Body Hammer is still an entertaining watch if you wanted your Power Rangers to be ultra violent as a child. Re-watching I also noticed how visually similar it is to Takashi Miike’s Ichi the Killer, which Tsukamoto would end up featuring in.

    Visually Tsukamoto finds time to include the iconic Tetsuo stop-motion montages that only he seems to do so well. He also brings a deeper colour palette than his previous film Hiruko the Goblin. Body Hammer also begins an odd little trilogy in itself as Tsukamoto began exploring the idea of the weak individual conditioning his body in order to defeat his tormentors which is a plot theme carried into his next two films Tokyo Fist and Bullet Ballet.

    Released on blu-ray in a two for one package both films look great in their new transfers. You probably know already if you want to own these films. When they were released on DVD by Tartan a few years ago they seemed to create the Asia Extreme line all on their own.
    especially is a very tough film to watch which many will understandably loathe and switch off. If you’re a fan of experimental shorts or off balance cinema in general there is much to enjoy.

  • UFO – Trailer

    UFO – Trailer

    It’s Christmas, and everyone loves Christmas…everyone also loves Jean-Claude Van Damme. So how about a festive treat of the new trailer for his latest movie! It is about an alien invasion though…not exactly full of festive cheer. It does however, star Sean Pertwee, so if you’re missing his dulcet tones (as heard recently on Masterchef) then this might be up your street.

    A violent earthquake is followed by strange lights in the sky. All power has been cut across the planet. AS the clouds clear, a UFO appears, a UFO the size of a city.

    The attack has yet to begin but with no electricity, humanity is helpless in the face of a vast alien army. The battle for earth is drawn gear and everyone will need to fight not just for their own survival but for that of the human race. With a stunning cast that includes explosive new stars Bianca Bree and Sean Brosnan alongside Sean Pertwee (Event Horizon, Dog Soliders), Julian Glover (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Empire Strikes Back), and action legend Jean Claude Van Damme (Expendables 2, Timecop), UFO is an action-packed sci-fi spectacular.

    Prepare for the invasion and try to remain calm… the fight against extinction is about to begin.

    The film is released on Blu-Ray and DVD on Christmas eve. So just enough time to whack it in a stocking for your Gran (Grans heart JCVD).

  • The Theory Of Everything…In Just Five Minutes.

    The Theory Of Everything…In Just Five Minutes.

    A tiny promotional film by Lovebot Productions, The Theory Of Everything is a great little promotional piece that’ll leave you smarter, happier and, perhaps for many, more optimistic. Professor Hugo Ellis is a fantastically, contagiously enthusiastic senior research astrophysicist, whose work has led him 4,000 miles above sea level, 100 miles from any town or community, to the Querido Observatory in Chile, and it is here, away from everything, that he has discovered the very thing that keeps us together; the very thing that gives everything, from cheese to encircling universes, meaning. Amusing and moving, the film leaves you accidentally educated. It is a brief marriage between an educational high school science film about cosmology and particle physics and a Christmas special, akin to a clip from Love Actually or the like, that leaves you feeling small in the greatest possible way.

    So what is this theory that explains everything so simply and succinctly? Well, needless to say, you’ll have to watch the film, which at five minutes fifteen seconds long isn’t asking much and can be found for free here. And whilst Professor Ellis states that, “generally speaking, Star Wars is not a good reference for planetary physics” the reference he concludes with is equally universal in its appeal and importance…perhaps even a little more so. D’awww.

    Watch it when you wake up, and even if you aren’t the sentimental type, I guarantee the sun will shine a little brighter because of it. Even if those at the Querido Observatory with their gigantic telescope and beautiful research assistants say otherwise.

  • DVD Review: The Flowers Of War

    DVD Review: The Flowers Of War

    I had never heard of the Chinese city of Nanking until I watched this film last night, and was entirely unaware of the brutal, tragic massacre that took place there in 1937. Having since briefly researched this episode in the war between China and Japan, I wish that The Flowers of War (2011) had more successfully depicted the true weight of the horror that ravaged the ex-capital. Instead, despite some stunning visuals and notable performances, this film falls just short of being truly moving.

    The international cast, headed by Christian Bale as American mortician John Millar, portray a single perspective on the city-wide massacre. The vast majority of the film, aside from the opening ten minutes, takes place inside the ‘Winchester’ Cathedral, which towers – relatively undamaged – amongst the dust and corpse-filled mayhem of Nanking. Hiding within its hallowed walls are a class of young Convent schoolgirls, subsequently joined by Bale’s John Millar as well as a group of sassy, colourful prostitutes from the infamous Qin Huai River district. The film depicts the tension between these factions, and ultimately the sacrifices that they make for one another in the face of a greater evil (in this case, the savage Japanese soldiers).

    Director Zhang Yimou (House of Flying Daggers, Hero) is quoted as saying that “Steven [Spielberg] read the script and said it was like the Schindler’s List of China.” This is a fair summary – the film is, like many others before it, a tale of one man fighting to protect the innocent amongst the chaos of war. The problem is that previous movies – Schindler’s List, Hotel Rwanda – have done it a lot better. The Flowers of War feels like an Ikea flatpack: they took all the parts required to make an Oscar-winning war drama, but got confused by the instructions and ended up with something that was almost a convincing coffee table; nevertheless, you wouldn’t want to actually rest your drink on it.

    As mentioned, the performances are great – all credit should be paid to the child actors, in particular Xinyi Zhang as the strong-willed schoolgirl Shu and Tianyuan Huang as the convent’s lone boy George. Christian Bale does what Christian Bale does: he plays the character with an accuracy and intensity that is impressive, if not wholly emotionally convincing. Again, there is a sense that aspects of the film were included because the writers or director felt that they should be there: Bale’s character begins as a cynical and selfish alcoholic, but quickly reveals his heart of gold – somewhat too quickly for it to be believable. Love interest Yu Mo (played well by newcomer Ni Ni) exposes the truth that her apparent strength hides a traumatic past, and again this feels somewhat hollow.

    The feminist philosophy student in me could write an essay on the reflections of sexuality, innocence and prostitution portrayed within The Flowers of War, but I’ll leave that for now (cue cheers from the reader). Suffice to say, there are some brutal, horrifying moments in the film that demonstrate the savagery of this particular slice of war history; these were the hardest-hitting and the most memorable. On the other hand, the sweeter emotional and sentimental aspects brought welcome respite from the violence, yet failed to leave a lasting impression.

    By the end of the film, I knew little about the massacre of Nanking but a lot about Zhang Yimou’s Oscar aspirations. The film is beautifully shot, no doubt thanks in part to the insanely high budget (“more than Schindler’s Listand Saving Private Ryan combined!” shouted the back of my DVD). However, this might be proof that spending a lot of money can’t necessarily buy you an Oscar, or a first rate review (clearly more important), no matter how hard you try.