Me, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Richard Marx, Satan, Meat Loaf
San Dimas High
Harvard (my acceptance and time there inspired the hit 1986 film, Soul Man.)
Whichever deity has caused the most explosions is the one that I pray to. Also, I’m like kind of Jewish.
National Socialist German Worker’s Party
“I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. “- Michael Bay
Arts and Entertainment
Nickelback, Aerosmith, Creed, Will Smith, Tone Loc, The Divynls, Menudo, Anne Murray
An Idiot’s Guide to Filmmaking by Michael Bay, Chicken Soup for the Hole by Stephanie Meyer, Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss, Explosions: A Retrospective by Michael Bay
Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, The Island, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Highlander II: The Quickening, North, Waterworld, Ishtar, 1941, Howard the Duck, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Barb Wire, Jaws The Revenge, The Holcroft Covenant, Battlefield Earth, Excessive Force 2: Force on Force, Rashomon
Directing Images That Move And Have Sound That Goes With Them
Being A Douchebag
Masturbating While Driving And Looking At Pictures Of Hot Chicks
Ruining Childhood Memories
Multi-Billion Dollar companies give me gargantuan sums of money to take a lot of metal bits, black people and boobies, shove them through a wood chipper aimed at a camera, set it to hard rockin’ tunes, super impose some explosions and release it as a two hour incoherent theatrical trailer. Also, I directed Donny Osmond’s seminal 1989 Music Video, Soldier of Love.