Danny Boyle spotted mooching around the homeware
section of John Lewis. "It looked like he was
weighing up the pros and cons of a metal drainer".
>> Say sorry to a star <<
Apologies, Professor McGonagall
Will writes:
"Maggie Smith, in 1989 you came to the Redgrave
Theatre in Farnham, Surrey, for a garden party
fundraiser which included giving autographs.
I was nine at the time and had no idea who you
were, and had never seen a woman wearing such a
low cut top. As you asked me "And what's your
name sweetie?" all I could do was stare at
your tits. I just worked out that you would have
been 55 at the time. I'm sorry. I'm pretty
sure the fact that I'm gay now is not connected
with this event."
© BRWC 2010.
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