Danny Boyle spotted mooching around the homeware
section of John Lewis. "It looked like he was
weighing up the pros and cons of a metal drainer".



>> Say sorry to a star <<
       Apologies, Professor McGonagall

Will writes:
   "Maggie Smith, in 1989 you came to the Redgrave
   Theatre in Farnham, Surrey, for a garden party
   fundraiser which included giving autographs.
   I was nine at the time and had no idea who you
   were, and had never seen a woman wearing such a
   low cut top. As you asked me "And what's your
   name sweetie?"  all I could do was stare at
   your tits. I just worked out that you would have
   been 55 at the time. I'm sorry. I'm pretty
   sure the fact that I'm gay now is not connected
   with this event."

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