Author: Alton Williams

  • BUFFY

    This piece of news is dedicated to Mr David Angove.

    Buffy The Vampire Slayer is heading back to the big screen with a new movie based on the hit franchise.

    The character, most famously played by Sarah Michelle Gellar in the hit TV series, was originally introduced in the 1992 movie of the same name, starring Kristy Swanson.

    The following TV show ran for six years before coming to an end in 2003.

    And now the blood-sucking series could be heading back to the big screen with a brand new vampire slayer.

    Director Fran Rubel Kuzui, who directed the original film and executive produced the TV programme, owns the rights to the Buffy brand and is planning to reboot the franchise for cinemas, replacing Gellar and the rest of the cast with new actors to fight demons in a different generation.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Stop Getting Bond Wrong !!


    To be honest, I wasn’t going to post anything up today. It’s Bank Holiday Monday here in the UK, which means drinking and James Bond. I’ve only changed my mind because I read this piece of welcomed news from /Film’s Brendon Connelly.

    Alan Partridge is soon to be a feature length. I cannot wait for this to happen.

    It’s all here. In off the red !

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Quote Of The Week : American History X (1998)

    “So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned – my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it. Derek says it’s always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can’t top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you’d like. ‘We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”

    Voice over by Danny Vinyard (Edward Furlong) talking about what he had learned, leading a life of a white supremicist.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • The Week in Film by Robert Mann – Week Starting 22/5/09

    Night at the Museum 2 ***½

    When it was released during the Christmas holidays in 2006, the first Night at the Museum surpassed all expectations to become a huge smash hit at the box office, and this was in spite of a rather lacklustre response from this critics, many of whom (this critic included) found the film to be fairly enjoyable yet severely lacking in some key areas. Whatever critics thought of it, however, the Ben Stiller starrer had the perfect combination of adventure and humour to satisfy the family movie-going audience and its success meant that a sequel was inevitable, a sequel that is now upon us, albeit with a summer release rather than a Christmas one. Night at the Museum 2 (subtitled Battle of the Smithsonian in the states, this moniker being dropped for the film’s UK release due to the fact that few British people probably know what the Smithsonian is) brings back several of the first film’s major players, with the significant exceptions of Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney and Bill Cobbs (who were one of the best things about the first film, in this critic’s opinion), and introduces quite a few new recognisable faces into the mix. But are these new additions to the cast enough to make up for the loss of some of the best characters from the first film, and is this second night spent in the museum just delivering more of the same, or is it one of those examples of a sequel that is an improvement upon its predecessor?

    Several years after becoming night guard at the Museum of Natural History in New York, where all the exhibits come to life at night, and helping to bring order to the place, Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) has moved on with his life, now the head of a hugely successful company inventing the latest high-tech gadgets. However, his new job doesn’t make him happy, with him missing his glory days at the museum and it looks like he may get to relive some of those days when he visits the museum for a trip down memory lane. Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams) tells him that the museum is making some major changes to bring it into the 21st century and that most of the exhibits are being transferred to the Federal Archives located beneath the Smithsonian in Washington D.C., the biggest museum in the whole world. Larry tries to stop it but is unsuccessful in doing so. When the exhibits arrive at their new home, however, a whole new threat arises, one that threatens the entire world. Monkey Dexter has taken the tablet that brings all the exhibits to life with them and it has awoken the evil Kahmunrah (Hank Azaria), an old Egyptian Pharaoh who wants to take over the world by awakening his army from the underworld. And Larry is the only person who can stop his evil plan. Thus, Larry infiltrates the Smithsonian and sets about trying to rescue his friends including Jedediah (Owen Wilson), Octavius (Steve Coogan), Attila the Hun (Patrick Gallagher), Sacajawea (Mizuo Peck) and Dexter. Once there he learns that they have all been taken prisoner by Kahmunrah and that the evil Pharaoh has now recruited some of the most evil men in history including Al Capone (Jon Bernthal), Napoleon Bonaparte (Alain Chabat) and Ivan the Terrible (Christopher Guest). However, Larry isn’t alone as he has help from the adventure seeking Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams), the egotistic General Custer (Bill Hader) and Abraham Lincoln (Hank Azaria) and space monkey Able, among many other famous historical figures. With the fate of not only the museum but also the whole world hanging in the balance, Larry experience the adventure of a lifetime, all in the space on one night, and romance might just be in the air too.

    While the first Night at the Museum film was entertaining it really lacked the kind of substance that could have really made it stand out, with it simply not being engaging enough for anyone but the least demanding of viewers to be considered a classic. This sequel suffers from most of the same problems, even though there is some genuine ingenuity in some of this sequel’s scenes. Relocating the action from the Museum of Natural History to the Smithsonian allows for a much bigger scale with a whole range of historical figures making appearances, as well as cameos from Darth Vader and Sesame Street‘s Grouch. This allows for much greater variety than in the first film as this time around we get to see far more brought to life with everything from art works (the bringing to life of paintings is an extremely good touch) to the planes and space vehicles of the Air and Space Museum. These provide some very entertaining sequences that are hugely entertaining and really are worth the price of admission, but unfortunately the film is let down by much of the content between these sequences. The majority of the film fails to really provide the level of thrills that many have come to expect from big Hollywood blockbusters, the effects being consistently good but never mind-blowing, and many of the film’s gags fall rather flat, with the film only occasionally delivering any notable laughs, the majority of the attempts at humour being rather lackluster. This isn’t helped by the fact that Ben Stiller is far from his funniest here, his performance being rather monotone, and the significantly reduced roles for Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan and Ricky Gervais don’t help much either. New cast addition Hank Azaria is also extremely feeble in his role as the film’s villain, being rather irritating rather than funny, although his vocalizations for Abraham Lincoln and The Thinker are less so. The strong link among the cast is Amy Adams who shines as Amelia Earhart, delivering a delightful performance that is packed full of charm and convincingly portraying the speech and mannerisms of her character. She is worth a star all on her own. It’s just a shame that the rest of the cast aren’t of the same standard. While the film has some great sequences, as a whole it is severely lacking in substance, thus Night at the Museum 2 comes across as a film that is very easy to enjoy but, much like the first film, it is unlikely that it will leave any lasting impression, and it certainly isn’t one of the better family films of 2009. But for simple entertainment value it is worth the price of admission.

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    Review by Robert Mann BA (Hons)

    © BRWC 2010.

  • “Holmes, Sherlock Holmes…”

    With the arrival of the trailer for Guy Ritchie’s take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s literary hero Sherlock Holmes I felt it was time for me to blather on about my life long love for the character, but, moreso the 1985 Barry Levinson film Young Sherlock Holmes.

    Produced by Steven Spielberg with Henry ‘The Fonz’ Winkler, written by Chris Columbus and directed by the chap responsible for – then – Diner and – since – Good Morning Vietnam, Rain Man and Wag The Dog, though the film was ultimately a relative box-office disappointment. However, unlike many of today’s blockbusters, it decided to be a complete story in and of itself and doesn’t pave the way for further Young Sherlock adventures, instead ending on a rather brilliant post-credits sequence that sets up the books themselves.

    The film goes so far as to acknowledge its liberties in a pre-end-credits titlecard that reads;

    ‘Although Sir Arthur Conan Doyle did not write about the very youthful years of Sherlock Holmes and did establish the initial meeting between Holmes and Dr. Watson as adults, this affectionate speculation about what might have happened has been made with respectful admiration and in tribute to the author and his enduring works.’

    This first adventure throws in many of the familiar elements that characterised Holmes in later life, when we first meeting he’s practicing the violin – though is far from mastering it, he takes his deerstalker hat from a deceased friend, his coat from a fallen enemy and the pipe is given to him as a present. Culminating in a final image of the actor Nicholas Rowe looking incredibly Holmesian.

    Coincidentally one of Rowe’s latter credits was in Ritchie’s feature-debut Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, I shan’t hold my breath for a cameo in his latest effort though. Meanwhile, Watson is played – with the fashion sense of Harry Potter – by Alan Cox, son of legendary British actor Brian Cox. Whilst Sophie Ward takes on the role of Holmes’ love interest Elizabeth.

    Cox and Rowe instantly develop an easy and appealing chemistry, and Rowe cuts an impressive figure as both a romantic lead and a swordsman; the film features a truly fantastic final sword fight in and around a frozen shipyard. It is, for me, the controversial romantic subplot that really elevates the film beyond speculative, fun-filled children’s fare. This is a rather dark film, arriving a year after Spielberg’s equally Gothic Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom there are screaming Egyptians, nightmarish hallucinations and young women being drowned in boiling water. The most dark and surprising aspect though comes at the film’s close where Holmes’ love-interest Elizabeth (already an orphan, living with her Uncle who himself gets murdered!) takes a bullet intended for Holmes; following on from a scene earlier in the film where the school boys are asking ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’, to which, Holmes replies – staring out the window towards Elizabeth – ‘I never want to be alone.’ The final moment between Elizabeth and Holmes is beautifully played, absolutely heart-breaking, and, for an open-minded fan of Holmes, could go some way to account for his distinct lack of love-interests later in life. It also fills the final sword fight with a real sense of passion and revenge that gets the hairs on the back of the neck tingling.

    Elsewhere the film is notable for the first ever fully-CG character in a motion picture, a stained glass knight that leaps from its window and scares the Holy Spirit out of a vicar. This still-impressive visual effect was overseen by – now head of Disney – Steve Lasseter, one of the men responsible for Pixar. There’s also some brilliant stop-motion work when Watson hallucinates an army of pastries force-feeding themselves into him!? In short, the film has absolutely everything a great, family adventure should have; mystery, adventure, comedy, amazing effects, romance, a touch of darkness and a brisk pace.

    Downey Jr’s Holmes and Jude Law’s Watson seem almost like an evolution of this more care-free approach to the famous detective, playing with the ideas of Conan Doyle in an exciting, funny and yet faithful fashion. I for one am extremely excited about Guy Ritchie’s take on the resident of Baker Street, and feel that it and this children’s classic, that I rented countless times from Cats video in Redruth, would make the perfect double-bill.

    The game is afoot, etc!

    © BRWC 2010.