Author: Alton Williams

  • The Oscar Winners Will Look Like….


    This picture from the BBC shows who they think Sunday’s winner will be like…

    “The Best Actor and Actress nominees are perfecting their gracious smiles for Sunday’s Academy Awards. At the risk of taking some of the suspense out of the envelope opening, the Magazine has done some number crunching on what type of winner usually takes home the golden statuette.”

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Avatar Poster Mash Ups

    After seeing the recent Avatar poster mash ups online I thought I would have a go at doing a few of my own.
    Robert Mann BA (Hons)

    EDIT – Good job Robert!

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Best Picture? You’re Goddamn Right It Is

    “The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug.”

    This is the opening quote to this years favourite with the bookies – The Hurt Locker – to take out the Best Picture gong at the Academy Awards. Trust me, by the end of the movie you will know exactly why the film chooses these words to begin it’s story.

    After just coming from the cinema, I felt equally compelled to inform the fans of Battle Royale With Cheese to go watch this movie, as I was to watch Kathryn Bigelow’s soberingly powerful Iraq war drama.

    Centred around a bomb disposal unit in Baghdad, this film is so intense it will have you squirming around in your seat like your favourite football team 1-0 up in a cup final with a few minutes to go… Except in the cinema your like this for 131 minutes !

    Raw, gritty, superbly edited with cinematography of the highest possible standard and well acted in naturalistic fashion. Plans this weekend ? Cancel them and hot foot it down to your local cinema.

    This movie is DYNAMITE, literally.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Twitch!

    “Meet Twitch, the insectaloid warrior, where MAN + INSECT = AWESOME! This sturdy action figure stands over five inches tall, with more than 15 points of articulation, including ferocious chomping mandibles. Use his powerful wings and impenetrable exoskeleton to evade capture! Twitch is meticulously detailed and includes his signature magical battle staff and removable chest armor. For children ages 4 and up. Other insectaloid figures sold separately.”

    His friends are here.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Film Review with Robert Mann – From Paris With Love


    From Paris With Love **½

    Following the blockbuster success of Taken in the states last year, French director Pierre Morel has become a very hot property in Hollywood, having been signed to direct a big budget remake of sci-fi film Dune. Until then, however, we have his next foray into the action thriller genre and a film that sees him once again delivering action based around the French capital – From Paris With Love. Setting aside the location, however, this is a film that has little in common with the director’s last film. Whereas that was a deadly serious thriller based around real world issues, Morel’s latest is much more an over the top, tongue in check actioner that is really just for entertainment, failing to offer any of the more serious elements that were present in his last film. Does this film continue the tradition of fresh, stylish and entertaining French action films or will you leave the cinema feeling something other than love for Paris?

    James Reese (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) is a low-ranking intelligence operative working in the office of the US Ambassador in France. But life takes an unexpected turn when he gets hooked up with Charlie Wax (John Travolta), a high-ranking FBI agent who’s been sent to Paris to foil a large-scale terrorist plot. Charlie’s not afraid to spray bullets in all directions and leave mayhem in his wake, but his gung-ho, wisecracking ways soon wear thin for James, who likes to do things by the book. But with the duo running short of time to smoke out the bad guys, will it be a case of ’till death does them part’? Rules and regulations go right out of the window as a chaotic series of gunfights, car chases and explosions ensue in the world’s most romantic city.

    After what Pierre Morel did with Taken it is hard not to feel disappointed by From Paris With Love. Morel’s last film has something going on beneath the surface that made it more than just an average if very stylish action thriller but Paris is a case of plenty of style and absolutely no substance. Plot is virtually non existent here, what does exist being cliched, generic and straight out of numerous other action films you may well have seen over the years, offering nothing even resembling originality and providing minimal development to make the characters more than two dimensional caricatures. Essentially, the film is pretty much a series of over the top action sequences with the bare minimum of plot to actually link them together. If nothing else, though, these action sequences do deliver the goods, with the action being stylishly choreographed and shot and providing ample thrills, a shootout in a warehouse full of manequins being a particular highlight. The action is undeniably entertaining but other aspects of the film will be viewed differently by different people. The dialogue, for instance, is often predictable and obvious but it is also quite cheesy (in a good way) and, in the case of Travolta’s character, very politically incorrect. Simply put, no one is going to win any awards for writing here but there is actually some pretty funny dialogue here, in particular a homage to the infamous “Royale with cheese” line from Pulp Fiction, and the dialogue is delivered charismatically by the stars, well Travolta at least. John Travolta is every bit as cheesy as the dialogue he spouts here, delivering one of the sweariest, most profanity packed performances this critic has seen in a long time and clearly loving every minute of it. Whether or not you actually enjoy it will be subjective – some will laugh hysterically while others likely cringe. Certainly his performance can’t really be defined as ‘good’ but at the very least it is so bad it’s good. Sadly, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is underwhelming next to Travolta. Playing the straight guy to Travolta’s funny partner, Meyers lacks the charismatic screen presence of Travolta, often seeming more like he is portraying a plot device than a fully fleshed out character. He’s not exactly bad but he hardly stands out in any way and as a result the buddy dynamic fails to create the impact it really should have. Overall, this is film that is entertaining but ultimately rather unmemorable, lacking the substance and edge of Taken or the slickness and fun of The Transporter. From Paris With Love? From Paris With Ambivalence more like.

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    Review by Robert Mann BA (Hons)

    © BRWC 2010.