Author: Alton Williams

  • Popbitch Oscars Special

    ** Popbitch Oscars special **

    1. We remade the best film nominees into 1 minute long films starring a weird range of dolls, soft toys and taxidermy animals:

    2. Betting suggests almost every category is aforgone conclusion, e.g. Heath Ledger 1-50! However Oscars generally spring at least onesurprise – in our mind it’s most likely to bein Best Actor/Actress. So we asked Wilbur the Psychic Cat to pick the winners.

    3. An anagram of William Bradley Pitt is: A Liberal Dimply Twit. An anagram of Stephen Daldry is: Dad helps entry. More random Oscar nonsense:

    The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button has been banned in Bhutan. The only other films to get this honour? Cannibal Holocaust and The Life Of Brian.

    Oscar nominee Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford (Josh from The West Wing) are starring in a new horror movie from Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard (Buffy/Cloverfield), The Cabin In The Woods.

    Mickey Rourke’s favourite dog, Loki, died this week.

    Len Deighton’s first choice to play Harry Palmer in The Ipcress File was Len Deighton, not Michael Caine.

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Krisana And The Wonders Of Maverick Fred Kelemen

    Dir: Fred Kelemen, 2005
    By Alex Skinner

    PLOT.
    Krisana or Fallen encapsulates that specific feeling of affecting other people’s lives, moving in circles you shouldn’t be moving in. We follow Matiss who is a lonely archivist who feels guilt from not stopping a woman jumping off a bridge. Therefore depicting his thought patterns about the incident. Especially when an investigator explains that: ‘We usually don’t bother to care about the anonymous faces we pass every day, until after they die.’


    MAVERICK.
    Kelemen seems quite the German Maverick who is not afraid to tackle issues, such as suicide. He seems to be influenced by a high standard of peers within the genre, including Fellini and the lesser known Hungarian director Bela Tarr who dabbled in the depths of the human psyche.

    Here are some quotes:
    “Reality is disappearing. We can bring the world into our homes with the television screen and internet, but we are only informed about it, we don’t experience it. We have to decide whether we want to experience real life, even at the risk of being shocked by it, or we are just informed about it securely under cover.”

    “Film is not a medium. Film is an art and a language. Like every work of art, a work of film art is real; it’s an artists material, a subliminal expression. And as for every art form, the type and means of presentation, is one of it’s elements. Just as a theatre production only exists in the moment when it’s performed, a piece of music only when it’s played, a work of film art only wakes when projected on to a screen in a cinema. A strip of film rolled up in a can is sleeping a death-like sleep. Only through the speed and light with which its pictures are thrown onto the screen does it become the reality that is cinema, which lets the audience take part, enthralled in that dream-like life that touches and shocks him, that gets him to feel and think.”

    Fred Keleman. The Guardian, 2006. www.guardian.co.uk/film/2006/sep/292

    FATE.
    The film shows you just do not know what will happen, it is not worth thinking about the sheer amount of happenings in a day. All those little things, decisions you make, coincidence, chance and luck. All go hand in hand to create epic chaos theory, realizing nothing is pre destined. You play the cards you’re dealt or let the gambling chips falling wherever instead because it’s down to pot luck with these smaller details unfolding around you. It is chaos theory you have no control over. HOPE. Watching Krisana (Fallen) made me think of why people need Television, Religion and any other distraction to not let them think about how unhappy they are with themselves or their own situation. Maybe people have issues or are unhappy amongst the uncertainty of life and they turn to these distractions as a crutch to help them through? Possible, but lets not dwell.

    RELIGION.
    A deflating ending considering the patterns of the film were going. Our protagonist wanders into a church that leads him to the outcome of the film. Jesus leads us to the films end. A weak ending where balance is restored because everything is meant to be, things are pre destined… The ending is an utter cop-out that frustrates and annoys when considering the existential crisis initially posed. Loneliness, guilt wrapped in mystery, sprinkled with bits of humor makes for good watching.

    TECHNICAL.
    On a artistic level, the black and white cinematography works well with the shoestring budgetary constrains. The long takes and daunting, ambient sounds add to the struggle.

    Well worthy of watching, if you are in the mood for a German/ Latvian mystery thriller.

    Additional MICHELANGELO ANTONIONI Info:
    This film rant lead me to an interesting Italian film Director, responsible for an interesting film called Blow Up, 1966. This film has a similar philosophical style to Krisana. In fact, Krisana doffs its cap to Blow Up.

    Michelangelo Antonioni seems just as passionate and strong minded as Keleman. You can see the influence it has had upon him. Here are some more quotes:

    “I feel like a father towards my old films. You bring children into the world, then they grow up and go off on their own. From time to time you get together, and it’s always a pleasure to see them again.”

    “Actors are like cows. You have to lead them through a fence.”

    For more information:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000774/bio

    © BRWC 2010.

  • The Week in Film by Robert Mann – Week Starting 13/2/09

    Hotel For Dogs *****

    Following in the footsteps of the Disney releases Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Bolt, the Nickelodeon produced Hotel For Dogs is the latest in a long line of canine themed family movies being churned out by the Hollywood filmmaking machine. Unlike either of those films, however, this film does not feature animals that talk, something which really helps to distinguish it. Based on the book of the same name by Lois Duncan, Hotel For Dogs is being released just in time for the half term holiday so, as would be expected, it has a lot of other films to compete with for the family audience. So, does the film have what it takes to stand up to the other (admittedly very good) family films on offer at the moment? The answer is a resounding yes – this film is just as worthy as any of its competitors.

    Andi (Emma Roberts) and Bruce (Jake T. Austin) are siblings who, following the death of their parents, have found themselves being moved around from one foster house to the next. Their only friend seems to be their social worker, Bernie (Don Cheadle), who goes to great lengths to ensure that they stay out of trouble so that they won’t be split up. However, his job is not an easy one as they get into trouble frequently, as they are determined to get out of their current household run by Lois (Lisa Kudrow) and Carl (Kevin Dillon) Scudder, two musicians who hate having them around as much as they hate being there. They spend their days prior to starting school with their dog Friday, who has to sleep outside as dogs are not allowed in the house. When Friday is captured by animal control, Andi and Bruce manage to get him back but realizing that if he is caught again they won’t be so lucky, they decide that they need to find somewhere for him to live, and they think they have found it when they stumble upon an old abandoned hotel where a number of stray dogs are living. There they come up with the idea of rounding up stray dogs and bringing them to the hotel where they will be safe from being sent to the pound and with the help of local pet shop workers Dave (Johnny Simmons) and Heather (Kyla Pratt), as well as nearly store worker Mark (Troy Gentile) they set about creating a safe haven for stray dogs, building ingenious contraptions to help look after the dogs even when they are not there. Everything seems to be going well, as they rescue more and more dogs, and there is even some romance in the air, but when the neighbours complain about the noise coming from the hotel, they all find themselves in greater trouble than ever before as they attempt to protect the dogs from both the police and animal control, and make sure that every stray has its day.

    The main reason that Hotel For Dogs works so well as a piece of family entertainment is its sheer ingenuity in taking a concept that could have resulted in a tired and predictable family flick and making out of it a film that is both clever and inventive, and that manages to be both very funny and very moving at times. At the heart of the film is a terrific feel good story that tells a simple tale about caring for man’s best friend, while also telling a tale about two siblings who have lost their parents and who are desperately trying to stay together despite the system constantly working against them. The story is sweet and sincere and as you would expect has a great happy ending. There is plenty of humour packed into the story with the gags being funny and being completely free of innuendo or crudeness, and this even applies to the toilet humour. While the film is undeniably funny there is a more serious side as well, and the gags never get in the way of this. As viewers we actively feel for the characters (even the dogs) when things go wrong and we long for everything to work out well, which of course it does. One of the major strong points of the film, however, is undoubtedly the ingenious contraptions, which are truly inventive and make for some extremely set pieces. It is clear that a lot of work went into setting them up and the result does not disappoint. Another major strength is, of course, the dogs themselves. All real dogs – no CGI or animatronics here – the film works well for this simple fact. The set pieces really impress because what we see are real dogs performing real stunts, and this provides a level of entertainment that you won’t get from any film where the animals are merely computer effects. Just as importantly, the dogs are all extremely adorable, and each has its own unique personality that helps to identify each dog as a character in its own right, a character that we can empathise with and care about. The dogs steal the show pretty much whenever they are on screen but the human performances are worth mentioning also. While this film is certainly a step down for Don Cheadle after appearing in more ‘sophisticated’ films, he does bring with him a certain level of gravitas, even though his screen time is somewhat limited. The other adult actors also have rather limited screen time, but Lisa Kudrow and Kevin Dillon are nonetheless very entertaining in their roles for which they are extremely well cast. As for the younger cast members, Emma Roberts is her usual delightful self, delivering a typically likeable performance, and she is backed up well by Jake T. Austin, Johnny Simmons, Kyla Pratt and Troy Gentile who all deliver enjoyable performances. All in all, Hotel For Dogs is a good, wholesome film that the whole family can enjoy. It is unmissable family entertainment that dog-lovers will love and even those of you aren’t too keen on dogs should find charming. It is definitely one of the major contenders for this half term holiday and it certainly isn’t a dog of a movie.

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    The Pink Panther 2 ***½

    When it was released back in 2006, Steve Martin’s remake of the British comedy classic The Pink Panther was received with great dismay by both critics (though not this critic – I found it hugely entertaining) and fans of the original film series by Blake Edwards. However, this didn’t stop it performing well enough at the box office for the studio to immediately green-light a sequel, and now, three years later, it hits our screens. Judging by the film’s mediocre performance at the box office thus far, though, the decision to do a sequel may well be one that the studio comes to regret, but poor box office doesn’t necessarily reflect poor quality, and thus the question will be raised as to whether this sequel is any good. The answer depends entirely on your own personal taste in humour.

    Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin) the legendary French Officer of the Law, who single-handedly saved the priceless Pink Panther Diamond, has spent his time since writing parking tickets under orders from Chief Inspector Dreyfus (John Cleese), who just wants him out of the way. Recently, valuable artifacts from around the world have been stolen, including the Pink Panther, by a master thief known as The Tornado and Dreyfus is ordered to assign Clouseau to an international dream team of detectives. Thus, Clouseau, along with his partner Ponton (Jean Reno), finds himself working alongside detectives from all around the world including Vicenzo (Andy Garcia), Pepperidge (Alfred Molina), Kenji (Yuki Matsuzaki) and Sonia (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan). As the team travel all over the globe trying to catch The Tornado, the bumbling Clouseau finds himself not only trying to catch the thief but also vying for the affections of Nicole (Emily Mortimer), whom Vicenzo has shown an interest in. Can Clouseau overcome his constant accidents to win the girl and solve the case?

    No doubt many will judge The Pink Panther 2 without even giving it a fair chance. Anyone who saw the first Steve Martin entry into the franchise will already know exactly what to expect from this sequel. Those who hated it will probably avoid this film at all costs for its unsophisticated and predictable brand of slapstick comedy. Those who loved the first film will probably see this sequel for the exact same reason as those who hated it will avoid it. After all, comedy is purely a matter of taste. What one person considers to be comedy gold, another considers to be cinematic excrement, and this film is a clear example of this. There is nothing intelligent or witty about any of the humour on display here, yet this critic (as well as everyone else in the same screening) found himself laughing profusely at the film’s completely unoriginal but still side-splitting slapstick situations and set-pieces. Some of the sequences are actually quite clever and inventive in their execution, notably a sequence involving Clouseau, a falling wine rack and wine bottles being thrown around a restaurant in what is actually a very good piece of choreography. For the most part, the gags are extremely silly but anyone looking for true belly laughs will find it hard to contain themselves. However, there are a few gags that fall that, in particular one where Clouseau is taught political and social correctness that is extremely misjudged, and rather inappropriate for younger viewers. There isn’t too much of this though. The entire cast are game for all the situations they are required to be in, with Steve Martin delivering his usual ‘high standard’ of physical comedy, and Jean Reno and Alfred Molina also get some rather funny scenes. As a whole, however, despite the film’s very impressive cast line-up (which also includes Jeremy Irons, Lily Tomlin and Geoffrey Palmer in addition to those aforementioned), a lot of the actors seem rather wasted. In a film with so many talented stars as this, something special would be expected but despite the efforts of everyone, few of the cast members really get a chance to shine. Another issue that some may have with the film is that the plot is extremely predictable with virtually no surprises in store and a twist that many will see coming a long way off. This is probably expected though and doesn’t hold back what it is an extremely fun comedy. All in all, The Pink Panther 2 doesn’t quite replicate the level of humour that its predecessor reached, but anyone who likes their comedies to be stupid and silly will still have a great time watching.

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    Notorious ***

    As biopics go, Notorious has been more eagerly anticipated than most. Telling the story of the meteoric rise and fall of the rapper known as Notorious B.I.G., this film was actually produced by Voletta Wallace, the mother of the man himself and executive produced by Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs, the man who made him into a star. It is unlikely that two better suited people could have been chosen to produce the film as who could know the man better than those who were close to him and knew him personally. With such credentials and an extreme level of anticipation for the film, hopes were certainly high but word from the film’s US release is that it doesn’t quite live up to expectations, and this is most definitely the case.

    Charting the rise of rapper Notorious B.I.G., this film tells the story of Christopher ‘Biggie Smalls’ Wallace (Jamal Woolard), who starts out as an innocent child living with his mother (Angela Bassett) in a rough neighbourhood in Brooklyn, and who dreams of one day becoming a rap star. His transformation begins when his D-Roc (Dennis L.A. White) gets him involved into a gang of street hustlers who sell crack cocaine. Biggie finds himself with more money that he ever before dreamed of, but it isn’t long before he runs afoul of the law. When he gets out he decides to clean up his act for the sake of his newly born baby, and through sheer talent and determination sets about making his life long dream of becoming a rapper come true. With the help of Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs (Derek Luke) he defies expectations to become one of the greatest rappers of all time, completely revolutionising hip hop. At the height of his fame, he marries fellow artist Faith Evans (Antonique Smith), having an one the side relationship with Lil Kim (Naturi Naughton), and getting into a deadly rivalry with rapper Tupac Shakur (Anthony Mackie) that leads to the West Coast vs. East Coast war that culminates in the untimely deaths of both in drive by shootings.

    It certainly cannot be said that Notorious is a dull or uneventful film as the life of the real B.I.G. was packed full of incident, and this is reflected in the film. Starting at the end of his life (we are already well aware of how it is going to end), the film proceeds to show his life up to that point, detailing exactly how and why things ended that way. The transformation of the character is shown quite effectively and convincingly, as we see him change from innocent child living in a rough neighbourhood to crack dealing gang member, and then following his dream and becoming one of the most legendary rappers of all time. Most of what happens is completely believable and is aided by environments, situations and dialogue that all ring true to life. However, the film does falter in its handling of certain developments. Some things seem to be skimmed over, and this leads to some confusion over a number of plot and character developments, making it hard to follow some of what is going on. The film never fails to be plausible, however, and much of this could be attributed to the presence of both Voletta Wallace and Sean Combs as producers. Their involvement means that the film is extremely well researched, being put together by people who directly knew Biggie rather than a complete stranger with no direct knowledge of his background. While this is one of the film’s strengths, though, it is also one of its biggest weaknesses. The version of Biggie that we see in this film seems like a sanitised version of the man, with the filmmakers too determined to show him in a positive light and as a result overlooking or underplaying his negative aspects and shortcomings. While at times we see the character doing bad things, the negative actions are never explained or explored thoroughly enough and as such the film does not feel like it is an accurate reflection of the real life of B.I.G. and fails to provide a truly insightful look into his life. This isn’t for lack of trying on the part of the actor who plays him though. Virtually the entire cast deliver strong, believable performances, with the roles all being well cast, even though it is unlikely any of the actors will be winning any awards for their portrayals. Interestingly, the young Biggie is played by the real life son of the man himself. Whenever the actors are required to perform raps they do so with perfect precision, with all the rap sequences being quite expertly performed, and these make for some of the best sequences of the film. Overall, Notorious is a film that doesn’t deliver fully as hoped for, due to its rather one sided representation of the man and slightly disjointed storyline, but it does still make for quite interesting and engaging viewing, and it is definitely a must see for any fans of Notorious B.I.G., even if others won’t be quite as enthralled.

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    Reviews by Robert Mann BA (Hons)

    © BRWC 2010.

  • Gran Torino

    Director : Clint Eastwood

    Writer : Nick Schenk

    Starring : Clint Eastwood, Bee Vang, Ahney Her, Christopher Carley and John Carroll Lynch.

    The voice over in one of the short trailer’s for this film states “Eastwood is in total command.” For an acting career that begun in 1955 – that’s an incredible 54 years ago, not only would you expect this, but you would want nothing but the best – and that’s exactly what you get for your money from arguably the biggest movie star of all time.

    Where his fellow living legends Robert De Niro and Al Pacino seem to be on a decline in their careers, Clint Eastwood – Director, Producer, Song Writer & Composer – for those of you unfamiliar – and Actor consistently does all of these at now a staggering 78 years of age, not only it seems with ease – but to the highest of cinematic standards.

    Walt Kowalski (Eastwood) plays a hardened ex Korean War veteran who holds on to his prejudices for all to hear with his blatant, but often hilarious racial slurs. This is emphasized when a group of Hmong people – Chinese, although they like to distance themselves from this culture – move in next door. A scene has Walt invited over to the new neighbours home and with them all staring at him, he blurts out “What are all you fish heads looking at !”. This is just one of many, but in no way does this exceptional screenplay from Nick Schenk come across as racial but clever, emotional, funny and ultimately rewarding.

    A relationship is built with the young boy Thao from the Hmong family after he tries to steal -albeit bullied from the Asian street gang to do so – Walt’s prized possession, his 1972 mint condition Gran Torino. What runs parallel to this and again this makes the script first rate, are the friendships that grow with Thao’s sister Sue (Her) and the young priest Father Janovich (Carley) – which in particular provide stand out scene’s – do not miss one word of these.

    The young Bee Yang as Thao does not quite live up to the standards of acting required by a film of this calibre – along with one or two others, but this is something most would be prepared to over look when taking into account the film as a whole.

    Clint the Director has never ventured too far away from the fairly conventional methods of camera work. Often watching his films, you feel perhaps these striking pieces of cinema could be improved with just a hint of the approaches used by directors like Paul Thomas Anderson, Spike Lee or Brian DePalma.

    Rumours have Clint saying this is the last time he will be in front of the camera. After watching this stunning performance in which he echoes his characters from the Dirty Harry films and continues to use emotion just like he did to even more dramatic effect in Million Dollar Baby (2004), I for one am begging for him to change his mind.

    SUPERIOR SCENE : Walt takes Thao to his barbers place, which is also his friend Martin (Lynch, who is an extremely under rated actor) – not for a haircut but to show him how real men should talk to each other. Genius scripting, hilarious and very true to real life.

    QUALITY QUOTE : “I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house and sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack f**ks like you five feet high in Korea – use you for sandbags.” Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood).

    RATING : 4.5 / 5 stars

    © BRWC 2010.

  • BIFF

    The 15th Bradford International Film Festival (BIFF) opens on Friday 13 March 2009 at the National Media Museum. For the following two weeks, the Museum’s beautifully designed cinemas will host over 200 screenings, presenting films in every format, from 16mm and 35mm to 70mm, 3-strip Cinerama and IMAX 3D and featuring film from Mexico, Latvia, Japan, Korea, France, Australia, Great Britain, Canada, The Netherlands and the USA.

    This year’s festival selection was made from a record number of submissions and includes a wide variety of premieres and previews, a new documentary strand, a Widescreen Weekend and Uncharted States of America, which brings genuinely independent films from the US to UK audiences for the first time. The Shine Award will also be presented to the best new short film selected from hundreds of entries.

    Among the highlights are the opening film, Is Anybody There? starring Michael Caine and David Morrissey; Genova, directed by Michael Winterbottom and starring Colin Firth; and the hotly anticipated Polish drama Katyn. Other international highlights include Swedish vampire thriller Let the Right One In, black comedy Parking set in late-night Taipei and Encounters At The End Of The World, an Oscar-nominated portrait of Antarctica by legendary filmmaker Werner Herzog.

    Special guests visiting BIFF include UK screen legend Virginia McKenna, writer, director, actor and Monty Python star Terry Jones and filmmaker Peter Whitehead, each of whom will be the subject of retrospective screenings and take part in live Screentalk interviews. Virginia McKenna will receive the annual Lifetime Achievement Award. Her retrospective includes Carve Her Name With Pride, A Town Like Alice, Swallows And Amazons and Born Free, as well as a screening of the lost classic Play Of The Month: Passage To India. Terry Jones’ film career is represented by screenings of Personal Services, Erik The Viking and The Wind In The Willows, while his TV work will be screened in the Museum’s TV Heaven viewing facility. Peter Whitehead’s counter-culture classics Tonite Let’s All Make Love In London and The Fall play alongside Led Zeppelin: Live At The Royal Albert Hall and a compilation of his music promos featuring The Rolling Stones, Eric Burdon and The Animals, Jimi Hendrix, The Small Faces and Nico. James Bond series producer and BIFF patron, Michael G Wilson, will give a special Masterclass session on film production.

    The Widescreen Weekend strand will pay tribute to three movie icons: Sydney Pollack will be honoured with a 70mm screening of his film The Electric Horseman; a new 70mm print of Charlton Heston in Khartoum will be on the big screen; and a 70mm Richard Burton triple-bill will feature WWII classic Where Eagles Dare, Oscar-winning Becket and The Taming Of The Shrew, in which Elizabeth Taylor co-starred with her husband.

    BRWC will be hopefully covering the event. Watch this space.

    For full programme details, tickets and prices visit www.bradfordfilmfestival.org.uk

    © BRWC 2010.