Author: BRWC

  • Adonis And Aphrodite (2016) – Horror Short Review

    Adonis And Aphrodite (2016) – Horror Short Review

    By Last Caress.

    Adonis and Aphrodite, from the gleefully disturbed mind of David Chaudoir, is a hand grenade in monologue, a cautionary Jackanory for anyone who ever wondered whether the humdrum stupor of their middle class, middle aged suburban stasis might be enlivened by having impulsive group sex with the neighbours. And, well, haven’t we all wondered that? I’m wondering it right now, and I live next to a chicken shed.

    Mike and his wife live in a pleasant, quiet middle-class suburb in Barnsley, South Yorkshire. They’ve got new next-door neighbours, referenced throughout by the names emblazoned in etched marble on the front of the house: ADONIS AND APHRODITE. She’s a Greek Goddess, he’s… well, Greek (“That’s not racist, is it?” wonders Mike’s wife). The suspicion amongst the neighbourhood is that they’re nouveau riche; lottery winners, maybe. A Bentley here, a Ferrari there. Lots of building work being done to the property, some of it sumptuous, some of it too sumptuous. Be that as it may, our new Greek neighbours invite the rest of the street to a lavish party. Mike and his wife have a whale of a time but the most significant event of the evening occurs at the very end, as Mike and his wife announce their farewells. Aphrodite kisses Mike’s wife passionately, exciting her in ways she’d never previously experienced. Adonis gropes and fondles her behind, exciting Mike in ways he’d never previously experienced. Back at home, Mike and his wife have passionate sex. Twice.

    Adonis and Aphrodite 2

    The next day, Adonis and Aphrodite show up at Mike’s doorstep, and whisk him and his wife away for a meal at a well-heeled hotel. They take a room there. So begins the swinging.

    Okay, you can have that one. The swinging. That’s the first sharp left narrative turn taken by Adonis and Aphrodite but it’s not the last, and the others I shall not divulge. But be assured, this tale spins off of its axis again, and again, and again (and if you’re already aware that writer/director David Chaudoir, who also made the phenomenal Bad Acid, has a penchant for blackly humorous horror, you may be able to guess at which direction the tone of the picture may take at some point). Not bad at all for a twelve-minute short movie which isn’t really a movie at all in the traditional sense, but an Alan Bennett-style Talking Heads monologue delivered entirely from inside a greenhouse by Mike’s unnamed wife, played sublimely and with a misdirecting homespun Yorkshire warmth by Madeleine Bowyer, whom Mr. Chaudoir had specifically in mind as he crafted Adonis and Aphrodite, and one can see why. She is tremendous.

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    It’s high time now that David Chaudoir was afforded the opportunity to craft a full-length feature. Having now been delighted by both Bad Acid and Adonis and Aphrodite, I have no doubt it would be vaguely Lovecraftian in its content and uniquely British in its delivery, unabashedly retro-cool and laced with ink-black humour throughout. Can’t wait.

  • Keanu: The BRWC Review

    Keanu: The BRWC Review

    By Jay Connors.

    Following the departure of Dave Chappelle from the network, Comedy Central were desperate to find a new comedy sketch show to take it’s place. In 2012, ‘Key & Peele’ premiered utilising a similar format to ‘Chappelle’s Show’, with stand up interludes breaking up pre taped sketch pieces by a pair formerly known to viewers on MADtv. Despite some rough edges, by the 3rd season the show had shaken off any comparisons to the aforementioned sketch show, and had become a household name in its own regard. It’s combination of smart writing and larger than life characters, it quickly produced hit after hit, with sketches being shared globally within hours of air. After the conclusion of the 5th season, and 53 episodes, the pair announced that they would be finishing the show and heading to Hollywood.

    ‘Keanu’ is the first result from that transition, one which more often than not produces a painful movie that makes you question why those involved left a good pay check to produce something that barely has any laughs. After all, the most important thing for a comedy film is to make you laugh, and if it can’t do that… what’s the point?

    Luckily, ‘Keanu’ feels like a script that was worked on by experienced screen writers with the jokes hitting succinctly, beat after beat with barely a pause.

    As with a lot of less-than-serious films, and let’s be straight here – there’s not much about ‘Keanu’ that could be considered serious, the film starts with a more straight-laced approach than it continues with. After a fairly well choreographed massacre committed by a rival drug gang, a small kitten escapes the carnage before ending up on Rell’s (Jordan Peele) doorstep. After suffering a breakup with his girlfriend, Rell had been in a creative and social slump and welcomed the kitten in to his life, before a break in orchestrated by the ridiculously named 17th St Blips separates him from the kitten. Along with his cousin Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key), who’s on a mission to add some excitement into his life, the pair hunt down Keanu the kitten to bring him safely home.

    Side characters are provided by the always reliable Will Forte, Jason Mitchell (of last year’s NWA biopic), Method Man and a sadly underused Rob Heubel. It’s a solid cast that throws a few surprises into the mix too, undoubtedly involved due to the popularity of the key performers.

    The writing in ‘Keanu’ feels similar to the sketch show and uses this to its advantage, instantly providing it with an existing fanbase who should lap this up. The longer runtime force the duo into providing more depth to their characters, and allow them to evolve throughout the film while ensuring the audience are kept laughing the whole time. It’s an absurd little film which doesn’t quite show them at their top of their game, but at the same time doesn’t disappoint.

    If you’re a fan of the show, or have never heard of Key and Peele (despite them seemingly popping up in so many TV shows and movies over the last few years), it’s an easy to get into popcorn comedy that should leave anyone with a sense of humour smiling. It’s silly but not too crass, despite it’s R rating, and overall should be on your list to catch during it’s release even if it’s unlikely to be remembered by the year end lists. Key and Peele are a comic force that are here to stay, and I’m delighted that their first theatrical effort is as fun as I could hope for.

    *** 1/2

  • The BRWC Review: Everybody Wants Some!!

    The BRWC Review: Everybody Wants Some!!

    By Jay Connors.

    Being only 11 years old at it’s release, I didn’t see 1993’s ‘Dazed and Confused’ until several years later, after it had reached cult status. Whether I first taped it off satellite TV or bought one of the many VHS tapes with ghastly artwork that has plagued this wonderful movie’s life I can’t remember, but I do recall that it instantly became one of my all time favourites. Critics were split, some simply didn’t understand the appeal of a film that didn’t appear to contain any real plot. Taking place over a single day, the last day of school, in the late 70s it bounces around between different groups of students at different ages, concentrating on the relationships between people at that single point in time. It didn’t matter what happened the next day, whether new found love lasted or whether it was a short fling, and whether ‘Pink’ Floyd eventually did or did not play football in the fall is irrelevant. At the time it reflected a lifestyle I understood, despite it taking place 20 years prior. Never had I had such a connection with a movie and it’s characters. They felt like real people, and everyone who watched it knew where they fit in to the cliques on display. It’s a timeless classic that should resonate for many years to come.

    Over two decades later, not long after the release of ‘Boyhood’, director Richard Linklater made it clear that his next film was going to be a revisit to this universe. Not necessarily sharing characters or a timeline, but something that could be a companion piece. I have dread in my bones about Ridley Scott announcing a followup to ‘Blade Runner’, but Linklater bringing me something new in the same vein as ‘Dazed and Confused’? That’s a different story – it’s a reason to be truly excited.

    Now it’s finally here, and I’m truly overjoyed that it’s everything I could hope it to be. A film that I feel is almost perfect and standalone essentially has a perfect sequel. Everything feels familiar but new, and we’re thrown into a world where plot isn’t the selling point but being sucked into a world of nostalgia and character relationship is.

    The movie opens with Jake (Blake Jenner) arriving at his new house for the first year of college, and more importantly – college baseball. A hotshot pitcher at high school level, he quickly learns that this means nothing in his new world, and has to adapt to being on a team where everyone is a previous star player. The next three days are spent making new acquaintances, chasing girls, and attempting to not be one of the two designated ‘weird guys’ before school officially starts.

    Linklater takes everything that worked from ‘Dazed’ and utilises it again for ‘Everybody’, without it feeling a retread in any real sense. The casts are relatively unknown once again, and we all know what happened with Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich after being in ‘Dazed’, which instantly makes them feel like their characters as opposed to someone playing a part. Everyone has their own schtick, from the country bumpkin to the crazy pitcher, the weed smoking hippy to the resident asshole. But everyone fills out their role perfectly, the each member of the ensemble feels human and fleshed out rather than just acting a stereotype. The dialogue is, of course, wonderful and the jokes come regularly and hit with aplomb.

    The film is set in Texas in the year 1980 – before the true end of the 70’s and with disco still alive, albeit barely. Despite being set nearly half a decade after ‘Dazed’, it shares enough in common that it’s only the subtle differences that distinguishes it being a different time period. It naturally feels authentic to the time in terms of set and character dress, but intertwines the crude gags you’d expect from ‘Porkys’ and similar with a more grown up undertone of the more progressive 2000s. The result is a film that captures the time period with slightly rose tinted glasses, but spares us the embarrassment that re-watching movies made in this time period provides with regards to some of the attitudes of the time. It’s slightly whitewashing, but nostalgia often is.

    In any other hands this could have been a disastrous attempt to cash in on a classic work, but Linklater has proven once again that he can work magic in a variety of genres and techniques.  I never knew I wanted a followup to ‘Dazed’, but in retrospect it should have been obvious. Now I’m yearning for a third and final instalment of the trilogy, and if I have to wait another 20 years I’ll be content.

    **** 1/2

  • Best HBO Shows

    Best HBO Shows

    By Paul Sisolak.

    HBO has offered top-notch television for decades, bringing audiences into stories of everything from romantic escapades in New York City to mobsters in New Jersey. Though one could certainly argue for the superiority of one show over another — perhaps with references to the artful acting of the late James Gandolfini or the smart snark spouted by Hannah Horvath — the data speaks for itself.

    To determine the best HBO shows, PrettyFamous considered series with at least 10,000 IMDb votes. Shows were then ranked from worst to best based on their Smart Ratings, a score that examines ratings from Gracenote, Rotten Tomatoes, IMDb and Metacritic.

    #30. Girls

    Smart Rating: 75.80

    To call “Girls” a revamped “Sex in the City” would be a disservice to the series, the brainchild of creator and star Lena Dunham. The show, which comes to a close next year, follows the fictitious lives of four young women dealing with life, love, success and disappointment in New York City.

    #29. Da Ali G Show

    Smart Rating: 81.53

    Ali G, Borat or Bruno? Sacha Baron Cohen disappears into his trio of fake personas, trolling unknowing people into participating in embarrassing interviews on “Da Ali G Show.” Though it ran for only three seasons on HBO, the show was a true hit, as all three characters — most notably Borat — went on to score box office successes.

    #28. How to Make It in America

    Smart Rating: 82.26

    “How to Make it in America” didn’t quite make it big on TV, having failed to win over a willing audience after two seasons. But to executive producer Mark Wahlberg’s credit, the show was infused with the same semi-autobiographical tone as “Entourage.” In “How to Make It in America,” a pair of friends fight their way to succeed in New York City’s glamorous, competitive fashion scene.

    #27. Tales From the Crypt

    Smart Rating: 82.63

    “Tales from the Crypt” was a “Twilight Zone”-inspired anthology of scary vignettes adapted from classic EC Comics stories. Though the host was clearly a low-budget puppet, the Cryptkeeper was the scariest late-night personality this side of cable TV.

    #26. Bored to Death

    Smart Rating: 83.54

    Struggling writer Jonathan Ames (Jason Schwartzman) takes his love of old detective novels a bit too far in the HBO show “Bored to Death.” The series follows his experiences as a private eye, and was on air for three seasons.

    #25. The Leftovers

    Smart Rating: 84.06

    When 140 million people — 2 percent of the Earth’s population — simply vanish from the face of the planet, how do you find them? On “The Leftovers,” it’s up to a local police chief (Justin Theroux) to find out, as his wife is among the disappeared.

    #24. Treme

    Smart Rating: 84.10

    “Treme,” a series highly respected but now nearly forgotten by audiences, portrayed the denizens of Treme, a New Orleans neighborhood recovering after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. “Treme” ran for four seasons on HBO and remains a cult favorite.

    #23. The Ricky Gervais Show

    Smart Rating: 84.12

    If Ricky Gervais’ podcasts aren’t animated enough, “The Ricky Gervais Show” sets those commentaries to Flintstones-styled animation, where Gervais and partners-in-crime Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington satirize and comment on a range of topics.

    #22. In Treatment

    Smart Rating: 84.22

    “The Sopranos” artfully addressed the theory of a mob boss in therapy. Take it a step further — a show about a therapist in therapy — and you have the brilliant “In Treatment,” elevated by the lead performance of Gabriel Byrne. Each episode of the 3-year series focused on a new patient, and the second season of the show landed an Emmy.

    #21. Eastbound & Down

    Smart Rating: 84.49

    Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) shunned his hometown for Major League Baseball stardom, but when the big leagues don’t quite work out, he’s forced to return home to work as a substitute gym teacher. Produced by Will Ferrell, “Eastbound & Down” ran for four seasons, from 2009 to 2013.

    #20. Silicon Valley

    Smart Rating: 84.77

    Before he was known for “Beavis and Butthead,” Mike Judge cut his teeth as an engineer in Silicon Valley in the ’80s. His sitcom “Silicon Valley” pulls from those experiences, following the story of six geeky and brilliant programmers trying to get their startup to stand out in the competitive computer industry of the Bay Area.

    #19. The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst

    Smart Rating: 84.82

    Elusive, infamous real estate mogul Robert Durst is the subject of the esteemed “The Jinx,” currently airing on HBO as a documentary miniseries on Durst’s life, crimes and accused murders. In fact, Durst quietly admitted to the alleged murders while wearing his microphone for the series, leading to even greater speculation about a potential conviction.

    #18. Flight of the Conchords

    Smart Rating: 84.87

    Flight of the Conchords, a real-life, two-man band hailing from New Zealand, not only got laughs from its music but also from its show. The HBO show of the same name starred both Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement as fictionalized versions of themselves as they travel to the Big Apple with hopes of musical fame and fortune. Sporting their undeniable spunk, the quirky show only aired for two seasons, but thankfully, the real band is alive and well.

    #17. Oz

    Smart Rating: 85.19

    “Oz,” the moniker given to the Oswald State Correctional Facility, follows a group of inmates in an experimental unit of the penitentiary that focuses on rehabilitation and responsibility. The show ran for six seasons, ending in 2003.

    #16. Last Week Tonight With John Oliver

    Smart Rating: 85.25

    John Oliver was such a success on the writing staff of “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,” that he landed his own talk show. The result, “Last Week Tonight,” remains one of the top “Daily Show”-derived programs, where the U.K.-born comic reviews political, social and noteworthy current events of the last week.

    #15. Sex and the City

    Smart Rating: 85.33

    Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) is a sex advice columnist, but that doesn’t mean she or her friends have an easy time dating in “Sex and the City.” The on-set chemistry between Parker and her costars made the show a cultural phenomenon (much like “The Sopranos”), winning four Emmys over its six-year run, and spawning two theatrical features and a TV prequel.

    #14. Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Smart Rating: 85.56

    “Seinfeld” was the show about nothing but its lead characters’ own neurotic problems, so when creator Larry David decided to develop a new series, he took that notion a step further, playing himself in “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” The improvisational comedy, which ran for eight seasons, was never actually cancelled, though it remains on hiatus.

    #13. The Newsroom

    Smart Rating: 85.57

    Many movies and TV series glamorize the careers of journalists, but “The Newsroom” explored the more realistic, turbulent nature of today’s news industry. It tells the story of an aging anchorman (Jeff Daniels) who must adapt to a younger, newer team in the newsroom while still holding onto his old values in the face of a changing climate.

    #12. Deadwood

    Smart Rating: 85.62

    As the small encampment of Deadwood, South Dakota grows, so does its corruption, as illustrated by the greed of unscrupulous miners looking to strike it rich in the post-Civil War territories. Like “Rome,” this HBO series perfected the period piece, but it only lasted two seasons before its untimely cancellation.

    #11. Rome

    Smart Rating: 85.71

    Though relatively short-lived, HBO’s retelling of the rise and fall of the Roman Empire capitalized on the “Gladiator” craze and brought Julius Caesar, Mark Antony and Cleopatra to the screen in a modern twist on a historic epic. “Rome” won no awards during its cable run, but remains a cult favorite among fans of period pieces.

    #10. True Blood

    Smart Rating: 85.79

    A telepathic waitress and an undead vampire community in search of synthetic blood make for a very compelling plot in the popular series “True Blood,” adapted from Charlaine Harris’s “Southern Vampire Mysteries” novels. The series ran for five years on HBO, ultimately garnering an Emmy and a Golden Globe along the way.

    #9. Six Feet Under

    Smart Rating: 85.87

    “Six Feet Under” was an early, seminal entry into the network’s burgeoning series output, exploring the dysfunctional lives of the fictional Fisher family, who run a funeral home in Los Angeles. The show won an Emmy during its 5-year run and still maintains a large, influential fanbase.

    #8. Boardwalk Empire

    Smart Rating: 86.56

    Steve Buscemi was always respected as an actor, and was known for inhabiting his characters with verve and realism. As Nucky Thompson, he brought “Boardwalk Empire” to new levels as one of the most popular and award-winning shows of the century. Set in Prohibition-era Atlantic City, politicians and gangsters duke it out as City Treasurer Thompson plays both sides of the law.

    #7. The Wire

    Smart Rating: 86.88

    The seminal crime drama “The Wire” seamlessly blends storytelling, casting, acting and topical issues exploring Baltimore’s drug trade. The show, which ran from 2002 to 2008, was nominated for two Emmy Awards.

    #6. Entourage

    Smart Rating: 87.01

    What happens when a budding actor makes the trek from the streets of Queens to Hollywood — and brings his friends along? Loosely based on the life and early career of series co-creator Mark Wahlberg, “Entourage” ran from 2004 to 2011.

    #5. Band of Brothers

    Smart Rating: 87.36

    Over the course of its 10-episode run, “Band of Brothers,” a series produced by Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, chronicles the stories of several men in the “Easy” Company — the 506th Parachute Infantry Regimen — during World War II. In its first and only season, the show won an Emmy and Golden Globe.

    #4. Veep

    Smart Rating: 87.72

    Before Hillary ran for president, Selina Meyer was the first female VP, and later, President of the United States — at least on “Veep,” the critically acclaimed HBO comedy satire that’s won Julia Louis-Dreyfus four Emmy awards.

    #3. True Detective

    Smart Rating: 88.39

    The ensemble casting and format of “True Detective” have made this one of the most successful HBO installments, and the series explores the personal and professional challenges faced by separate groups of police officers. In the first season, a pair of Louisiana cops are on the trail of a serial killer, while in the second, a trio of detectives try to bust a corrupt politician.

    #2. The Sopranos

    Smart Rating: 94.79

    Not since “The Godfather” has a mob drama become so ingrained into the public consciousness, thanks to the late James Gandolfini’s compelling, humanistic performance as New Jersey mafia kingpin Tony Soprano. One of the seminal, early HBO dramas to debut in the late 1990s, the series won 21 Emmys and five Golden Globes over the course of its six seasons.

    #1. Game of Thrones

    Smart Rating: 96.82

    Following the successful trend of literary adaptations like “The Lord of the Rings,” George R. R. Martin’s “Game of Thrones” series is the highest-rated ongoing HBO series in the network’s history, following the fight between two families in a civil war to gain control of Seven Kingdoms.

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  • Actors With The Biggest Box Office Declines

    Actors With The Biggest Box Office Declines

    By Ben Taylor.

    If you want to know about Hollywood peaks, just ask Bruce Willis. After annihilating terrorists as Officer John McClane in “Die Hard,” Willis exploded into outer space with Michael Bay’s 1998 smash hit, “Armageddon.”

    A year later, he became a therapist, pivoting to a softer, more nuanced role in M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Sixth Sense.” Not only could Willis light up a room of goons — he could captivate the world from the side of a hospital bed. No matter what the subject, Willis had become a box office guarantee.

    Or had he?

    Since 1999, Willis has hit a box office slump. Here and there, his films have crossed the $100 million mark, but largely on the strength of reboots and get-the-band-back-together gimmicks (see “Live Free or Die Hard” and “The Expendables”). His biggest box office success since Haley Joel Osment saw dead people? “Over the Hedge,” a 2006 DreamWorks animation feature, where Willis did voice work for RJ the Raccoon.

    Bruce Willis isn’t alone. PrettyFamous, a celebrity and entertainment data site that’s part of the Graphiq network, set out to find the actors with the biggest career declines, using box office proceeds as a proxy for success.

    Ranking Hollywood’s biggest decliners is tricky. Some actors fade gradually. Others fall fast, then recover. Still others decline in a roller coaster of alternating hits and flops.

    In the end, the PrettyFamous team used the following factors to rank Hollywood’s biggest falls from box office grace. Most of the data comes from Gracenote, with some supplementary numbers from Box Office Mojo (all figures are domestic and adjusted for inflation):

    • Only actors whose movies have grossed a combined $2 billion were considered
    • The actor had to have at least 10 film credits both before and after the “peak” film (the actor’s most lucrative movie)
    • The actor’s post-peak movies had to average less than half the box office gross of all the pre-peak movies
    • No post-peak film could exceed $200 million or 75 percent of the peak film’s gross

    The resulting decliners enjoyed frequent box office success, followed by frequent box office disappointment. The final list is ranked by the difference between average box office proceeds for all films before and after the actor’s peak.

    The 10 Biggest Decliners

    1. Ving Rhames
    2. Robert De Niro
    3. Dennis Quaid
    4. Keanu Reeves
    5. Matthew Broderick
    6. Bruce Willis
    7. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    8. Bill Pullman
    9. Sigourney Weaver
    10. David Thewlis

    Note that the list is based on the money, not the individual performances. The methodology doesn’t factor in critic reviews or awards, and there’s no adjustment for the prominence of each actor’s specific role. Additionally, comprehensive box office data is limited or incomplete for some movies, particularly those made before 1985. Our coverage is close to comprehensive after that year, but we excluded actors who peaked before then, due to a lack of reliable data.

    Still, there’s enough data here to suggest the 10 stars on the list have passed their primes. What happened?

    The Textbook Cases

    Bill Pullman: recent movies make $60 million less than earlier movies
    Cuba Gooding Jr.: recent movies make $54 million less than earlier movies
    Dennis Quaid: recent movies make $15 million less than earlier movies

    Bill Pullman made a name for himself playing the boyfriends and husbands of female stars, from Earl Mott (“Ruthless People”) to Bob Hinson (“A League of Their Own”) to Walter (“Sleepless in Seattle”). His patience paid off with “Independence Day,” where he won his biggest role yet in President Thomas J. Whitmore — second only to Will Smith on the movie poster. The film made almost $500 million domestically.

    But that would just about do it for Pullman, whose films would surpass the $50 million mark only two more times throughout the rest of his career. It’s possible that Pullman simply cares less about box office glory than the average actor, content to pursue other passions and hobbies in his spare time. For a man who gravitates towards smaller, supporting roles, it’s oddly fitting that he had an uncharacteristic high point playing the highest office in America.

    Gooding’s decline — both in the box office and among critics — has been well chronicled in the film blogosphere. With “A Few Good Men,” “Jerry Maguire,” “As Good As It Gets,” and most lucratively, “Pearl Harbor,” Gooding looked poised to become the next Tom Hanks or Will Smith.

    Then the flops began. First, there was “Snow Dogs.” Then “Radio.” Then “Daddy Day Camp.” Some did okay in the box office. All were panned by critics. Gooding was nominated four times for “Worst Actor” by the infamous Golden Raspberry Awards. Unable to break out of his spiral, Gooding settled for a dozen direct-to-DVD films from 2008 through 2013.

    The box office success of “Snow Dogs” ($107 million in 2016 dollars) might have paradoxically hurt Gooding’s career, potentially branding him as a goofy B-movie performer, rather than a serious leading man.

    The silver lining? Gooding has made a small resurgence over the last three years. He can proudly add “Lee Daniels’ The Butler” and “Selma” to his résumé, while his recent TV series, “The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story,” has gotten rave reviews.

    America’s favorite film father (see “Frequency,” “The Parent Trap,” “The Day After Tomorrow”), Dennis Quaid saw his box office stock rise steadily from 1987 through 2004. After a series of modest hits throughout the ‘90s, Quaid kickstarted his career prime with “The Parent Trap,” playing the well-intentioned dad who just happens to fall in love with the wrong woman.

    He quickly became quarterback Jack ‘Cap’ Rooney in the classic football movie, “Any Given Sunday” (1999), then tacked on a supporting role in the 2000 hit, “Traffic.” By the time he was cast as Jake Gyllenhaal’s co-star in the controversial “Day After Tomorrow,” Quaid was as bankable as a cashier’s check.

    So what happened? Quaid likely wasn’t super hero or action film material (with the possible exception of “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra”). He kept up the dad shtick (2004’s “In Good Company”) and doubled down on the romantic comedy (2012’s “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” and “Playing for Keeps”), but none of these roles would capture the world’s attention like Lindsay Lohan’s befuddled father or America’s favorite veteran quarterback.

    The Blockbuster Series Stars

    David Thewlis: recent movies make $74 million less than earlier movies
    Keanu Reeves: recent movies make $23 million less than earlier movies
    Ving Rhames: recent movies make $9.4 million less than earlier movies

    David Thewlis is a special case. As Remus Lupin (the quirky professor and part-time werewolf from the Harry Potter series), Thewlis enjoyed consistent box office success from 2004 to 2011. Since then, he’s starred in a string of lower-profile roles — from an impatient landlord (“War Horse”) to a cheerful mentor (“The Theory of Everything”).

    The box office tends to favor some film genres more than others, such as action and fantasy. As older stars gravitate from dynamite to dialogue, from dragons to discourse, they tend to see a drop in box office proceeds, through no fault of their own.

    For Thewlis – like many of his Potter co-stars — you’d be better off calling his box office decline a return to reality rather than a fall from grace.

    It’s an old joke that Keanu Reeves is a bad actor, but give the man credit for “The Matrix” (1999), where the actor’s subdued, near-expressionless dialogue perfectly matched the role.

    Reeves peaked with the Wachowski siblings’ “The Matrix: Reloaded” (2003), right around the time the viewing public started to have second thoughts about the Wachowskis’ creative genius. By the time “The Matrix: Revolutions” (2003) notched a 36 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, both the series and Reeves were clearly past their primes.

    Without his Matrix success, perhaps Reeves would have landed more supporting roles in hit films (see his slacker boyfriend portrayal in the 1989 classic, “Parenthood”). Instead, Reeves had established himself as a leading man, and his hodgepodge of starring roles have only gotten worse — box office-wise, at least — since the turn of the millennium.

    Sub out “Harry Potter” or “The Matrix” for “Mission: Impossible,” and you can say much of the same for Ving Rhames, who played computer hacker Luther Stickell in all five Mission: Impossible films (his role was uncredited in “Ghost Protocol”). Of his 10 films to surpass $100 million, half come from the Tom Cruise action series.

    But to equate Rhames with Thewlis or Reeves wouldn’t quite be fair. Rhames’ non-Mission: Impossible hits include “Pulp Fiction” (1994), “Con Air” (1997) and “Entrapment” (1999). And that’s not to mention key supporting roles in both “Lilo & Stitch” (2002) and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007), each of which earned well over $100 million.

    Rhames has been just quiet enough over the last 10 years to earn a spot on this list, but so long as the Mission: Impossible bullet train keeps running along, he’ll have plenty of opportunity for a box office resurgence.

    The Late-Career Blockbuster

    Sigourney Weaver: recent movies make $73 million less than earlier movies

    Were it not for James Cameron’s “Avatar” — as of this writing, second all-time in the U.S. box office — Sigourney Weaver’s box office history would look much like other top female action stars. Weaver became a bonafide action heroine as the star of the Aliens franchise, then crushed the box office as the leading woman in the Ghostbuster films. Since that time, she’s had fewer and fewer prominent roles in hit movies, with the exceptions (“The Village,” “WALL-E”) dwarfed by the rule (“Tadpole,” “Cedar Rapids,” “Chappie”).

    Weaver’s journey is a common phenomenon for women in Hollywood: more high-profile roles in their 20s and 30s, with fewer opportunities as they get older.

    But Weaver’s portrayal of Dr. Grace Augustine in “Avatar” marks a dramatic uptick for the Manhattan-born actress. Director James Cameron — who also directed “Aliens” — brought back Weaver for his 2009 smash hit, which speaks to the power of ongoing director-actor collaboration. While Weaver hasn’t struck box office gold since “Avatar,” she’s slated to appear in “Avatar 2” (2018). In other words, Weaver looks poised to exit this list, stage right.

    The Aging Veterans

    Bruce Willis: recent movies make $46 million less than earlier movies
    Robert De Niro: recent movies make $11 million less than earlier movies

    Robert De Niro and Bruce Willis remain semi-bankable — they’re simply no longer the megastars they once were. For these two, their late-career box office results only look modest in the context of their early box office dominance.

    Consider De Niro. From 1986 through 2008, he was averaging nearly two $50 million films per year (adjusted for inflation). Several cracked $150 million. He made “Analyze This” his gold standard in 1999, only to top it one year later with “Meet the Parents.” By 2004, he was as bankable as Leonardo DiCaprio (see “Meet the Fockers”).

    His pace has since slowed to human-like levels, with “Silver Linings Playbook” and “American Hustle” his only bonafide, post-Focker hits (and that’s not to mention the boost each film likely received from co-stars Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper).

    Still, there’s no shame in a veteran superstar teaming up with fresher talent for late-career success. Just ask Peyton Manning.

    Ferris Bueller or Voice Actor?

    Matthew Broderick: recent movies make $45 million less than earlier movies

    While Matthew Broderick’s first genuine hit was “WarGames” (1983), he will always be known as Ferris Bueller, the cheeky, rebellious star of 1986’s “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”

    By the box office, however, “Bueller” is only Broderick’s sixth most lucrative film, falling behind “Godzilla,” “Inspector Gadget,” “WarGames,” “Tower Heist,” and most notably, “The Lion King.”

    In fact, “The Lion King” might serve as a good lesson for Broderick, whose Adult Simba voice helped earn Disney more than $600 million. Since the turn of the millennium, only five Broderick films have earned more than $45 million — and three of those five featured only Broderick’s voice (“Good Boy!” “Bee Movie,” “The Tale of Despereaux”). Put simply, he’d be perfect in “Zootopia 2.”

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