Author: BRWC

  • Nicolas Winding Refn Talks The Neon Demon

    Nicolas Winding Refn Talks The Neon Demon

    By Paul Heath.

    Nicolas, you co-wrote the script and came up with the original idea. I just wanted to chat about the origins of The Neon Demon?

    NWR: I wanted to make a film about beauty. So I thought what if I made it into a teenage horror film. But then I wanted to do it as a comedy as well and add a lot of camp, because I love camp and vulgarity. Then it also had to have a little bit of science fiction and a bit of melodrama.

    How does it all start for you? There quite a vivid image right at the beginning of the film of Elle Fanning’s character on a couch with her throat cut and her eyes wide open – which really sticks in your memory….

    That’s how the movie began. I came up with this idea of an opening not really knowing where it was going to lead to. I actually spent a couple of years really trying to figure out where it was all going to lead to, or at least NOT lead to.

    You’ve been quoted in saying that the film is really about the sixteen year old girl in all of us. What did you mean by that?

    I think that everyone has a sixteen year old girl in them that desires beauty and understands the power of it. I think that it’s something that men will never be able to experience – the power of it.

    Of course this is the polar opposite of your last couple of films like Drive and Only God Forgives and we have largely female protagonists. In fact the male characters are very much…

    They’re puppets.

    Yes. Was it your intention to make something completely different with this?

    Yes, I thought that I wanted to make a movie about women and the world of women, and everything that that would mean. Therefore all the male characters became more archetypes rather than part of the storytelling. You can say for example the boyfriend – the young man she sees at the beginning – kind of represents morale, society, acceptability. He has the right thoughts, parked in the right place, all of the good morals, and of course he’s the one that challenges that [Jesse] is about more than just beauty. But then the designer says that if she wasn’t that beautiful then you wouldn’t have looked. She’s also very hypocritical, which we all are. A lot of the time beauty is all superficial nonsense but at the same time we desire it, we need it, we dream about it.  You have Keanu Reeves who represents the male threat to virginity – the predator. Women are preyed upon in the entertainment industry as well as everywhere else.  Then there’s the fashion photographer who, while he seems in control, all he is is a gateway. And then of course you have the designer who is the high-concept version of the obsession. Even though what he says is so extreme there is a lot of truth to it.

    And you mention Keanu. He’s not really the obvious choice for his role in the film. How did he become involved?

    I met Keanu some years ago. I’ve always been very fascinated by him and so I picked up the phone and asked if he would come down and drink bad coffee and sit in a plastic chair and he said yes, sure.

    He’s quite the cool guy and he’s made some amazing choices in his career.

    Keanu is amazing. Keanu is so unique that he’s going to be around a lot longer than most of us.

    In terms of his age?

    Yes, but in terms of how he chooses, how he looks at life. He’s a very, very inspiring person. He’s the only one who has defined all genres that Hollywood now makes.

    You have Elle Fanninf in the main role. How did she become involved? It’s probably the most important character to cast.

    It was all about her. The question was ‘who is going to play [Jesse]’. I didn’t really know and I was in Hollywood casting the film and we had to find someone who was going to have the believability, the looks and of course the acting skills to take it to that level. Those three things do not go hand in hand, so it was a bit like ‘fuck, what do I do?’ My wife had seen a movie she had done and said she was really good and the casting directors had worked with her on another movie and we were like ‘maybe Elle is the one’. Elle’s manager had sent me a photo shoot that she had done – a fashion shoot – and she was amazing, and I was like, right away, ‘it’s her. I don’t care. I don’t need to see her. Just hire her.’

    Nicolas Winding Refn
    THE NEON DEMON Film-maker Nicolas Winding Refn in conversation with James Bond writers Robert Wade and Neal Purvis at the Prince Charles Cinema, Leicester Square.

    She was just sixteen when you shot it?

    Yes. She’s very skilled. She does the Michael Caine acting. She’s so good an actress that you can’t tell.

    And this story is set within the fashion industry out there, but it could be any industry couldn’t it?

    It’s beauty. It’s what we all obsess about.

    Yes. We’re all a little bit vain.

    Absolutely. Even the ones who say they’re not. They’re lying.

    There’s a lot of symbolism in this particularly film.  Obviously there’s the use of a lot of mirrors but there’s the constant triangles. What did they represent?

    Triangles represent the three women. The three women represent the three main desires. Gigi, who is not born beautiful but who tries to artificially create herself, Sarah, the supermodel who is afraid of age and longevity, and then Ruby who desires purity and virginity. All those things essentially equal beauty because beauty is both inner and outer. I wanted The Neon Demon to have a symbol – like an identity, so I came up with this neon triangle because neon is very analogue, but its very futuristic at the same time. It’s very fashiony also, it’s very chic, flamboyant and as a triangle the three women were represented.

    There’s also the perfect symmetry of a triangle?

    Yes, and also it’s also a female symbol of power. Once the male characters have outplayed their part, they disappear from the film. It’s nothing to do with men. It’s all about the world of women.

    You debuted the film in Cannes. How was it to premiere the film out there as you’ve first shown your last three films at the festival?

    I love it. I love being the eye of the hurricane.

    The first press screening got as many boos as cheers. How did you feel about that?

    It’s great. You know you’ve done something right. Polarisation is very difficult, so it mean’s you’ve actually done something right.

    You talk about Hollywood as well. This is your second film to be set in Los Angeles following Drive. How do you find the place as both a person and a filmmaker?

    I love Hollywood and I love Los Angeles as a city. I find it very inspiring. I find it very poetic and strange and alien and unique. There’s no other place quite like it. It’s one and its own.

    Have you had the temptation to be lured by the industry to tackle a big mainstream blockbuster rather than these very unique smaller films?

    I would love to do a big blockbuster movie, I just don’t know whether they necessarily want me to do it. I would love to try one. I watch them and I find them very entertaining, especially when I’m on a plane as I’m afraid of flying. They take away my attention. There’s a certain understanding when you make those films that there’s a trade-off. There hasn’t been that trade-off that’s been worth it for either side, but yes, I would love to do one – one of those big superhero movies with a lot of people running around.

    The studios seem to be going for more independent directors for those kind of films now though.

    It seems to me like a lot of studios, as I hear, are understanding that they need more voices in their filmmaking but I mean, don’t kid yourself, in the end it’s marketing groups, focus groups, test groups that’s going to determine how that movie is going to turn out.

    You must have complete creative control in everything that you do.

    Yes. It’s what makes you get up in the morning. I have always said it’s very important that creative freedom out-weighs any amount of money that they can ever pay you – as long as you’re in okay shape, but if you were to switch it around you have to lose your control. My world is that it just has to be worth it for both sides of the coin.

    Where do you draw your influences from as a filmmaker?

    I just make films based on what I would like to see. Everyone is inspired by what they experience growing up or around them continuously, and you kind of take that and you go on to what you do. I don’t always think that it’s healthy to try and figure out the inspiration because it becomes more about categorising or almost figuring a way to put it in a box. Like Bronson says, ‘you can’t put me in a box mate.’

    The Neon Demon is released on DVD, Digital HD and Blu-ray on 31st October, 2016.

  • What To Watch Over Halloween: The BRWC Ghastly Guide!

    What To Watch Over Halloween: The BRWC Ghastly Guide!

    By Last Caress.

    HALLOWEEN! It’s almost upon us, and whether you’re raising a goblet of blood-red claret to the occasion this Saturday or on the night itself – this coming Monday – you’re going to need something to put you in the spooky spirit, and keep you there. So the graverobbers at BRWC have set their most fiendish crypt-kicker, Last Caress, the task of guiding you through the choicest seasonal cuts, grouped loosely by type and/or suitability so you can pick a couple of late chillers or plan a full “Halloweekend” of fearmongering! Come inside, guys and ghouls; we won’t bite… much! BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAA!

     

    1. FILLER MATERIAL: 100% FRIGHT-FREE

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Scaredy Pants/I Was a Teenage Gary (1999)

    Halloween

    Nothing says “Halloween!” to me more than an animated frolic or two, and this episode from the very first season of SpongeBob SquarePants back in 1999 ticks every box. We even get treated to Californian surf act The Ghastly Ones’ take on the SpongeBob theme.

    What’s New, Scooby-Doo?: A Scooby-Doo Halloween (2003)

    Halloween

    Is there a cartoon more suited to Halloween than Scooby-Doo? No sir! My pick for the season is A Scooby-Doo Halloween from 2003, in which Velma, Shaggy and the gang attend a KISS concert. KISS!

    The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)

    treehouse-of-horror-vi

    There are of course a good couple of dozen Treehouse of Horror episodes to pick from at this point in The Simpsons‘ long – some might say overlong – run, but my favourite comes from season seven back in 1995. You know the one: The giant billboards come to life, we’re treated to a terrific A Nightmare on Elm Street parody starring Groundskeeper Willie and, finally, Homer stumbles into the third dimension!!

     

    2. FAMILY FUN

    ParaNorman (Butler/Fell, 2012)

    Halloween

    From Laika, the stop-motion people who brought us Corpse Bride (Burton/Johnson, 2005) and Coraline (Selick, 2009) – either of which would also make a fine Halloween-time feast – comes this tale of a boy who, like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense (Shyamalan, 1999), sees dead people.

    Frankenweenie (Burton, 2012)

    Halloween

    Hankies at the ready for this remake of director Tim Burton’s own 1984 short about a boy who uses electrical current to resurrect his dead pet. It’s a warm, funny family film, but it’s a tearjerker too.

    Goosebumps (Letterman, 2015)

    Halloween

    Self-aware meta-fun abounds in this movie based on the children’s book series by R.L. Stine, starring Jack Black as R.L. Stine himself, doing battle against the very monsters he created.

     

    3. RETRO THRILLS

    Ghostbusters (Reitman, 1984)

    Halloween

    “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost!” Could there be a more iconic piece of cinematic ’80’s nostalgia than Ghostbusters? Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis’ tale of scientists starting up a ghost-capturing company amid a ghost explosion in New York City still delivers the goods to this day. Oh, and whilst the 2016 reboot isn’t a patch on this one, it’s nowhere near as bad as you might have heard, either. You could do a lot worse than giving both a whirl this Halloween.

    The Frighteners (Jackson, 1996)

    Halloween

    It’s another poor soul (Michael J. Fox) who “sees dead people”, except this guy uses that to his advantage, befriending a couple of dearly departed and getting them to haunt peoples’ houses so he can come along and “exorcise” them, for a fee of course. All good fun, until the spirit of a serial killer (Jake Busey) decides he wants to continue his murderous spree.

    The Monster Squad (Dekker, 1987)

    Halloween

    Kids do battle with the Universal Pictures monsters in this kiddie classic from 1987, in a battle for a magic amulet which could spell the end for the monsters or the end for the rest of us! In truth, this isn’t the greatest movie on Earth – it’s my least favourite on this list, in fact – but its “Monster Mash” aesthetic goes down brilliantly with the young ‘uns and it looks great at this time of year.

     

    4. SPINE-TINGLERS

    The Cabin in the Woods (Goddard, 2012)

    Halloween

    Here we have another monster mash-up, this time with a smart nod and a wink to modern horror tropes. A typical band of jocks, chicks and assholes led by a pre-Thor Chris Hemsworth repair to a cabin in the woods for a saucy weekend but end up getting not only more than they bargained for, but considerably more than we bargained for, too.

    1408 (Håfström, 2007)

    Halloween

    “It’s an evil f*cking room.” So warns Gerald Olin (Samuel L. Jackson), manager of the Dolphin Hotel in NYC, in trying to convince mythbusting skeptic Mike Enslin (John Cusack in the form of his life) not to spend so much as an hour in room 1408, site of scores of unexplained deaths. Mr. Enslin doesn’t heed the warning however, and we all get to see how that turns out for him. (sings) We’ve only just beguuuuuuuuuun….

    The Conjuring (Wan, 2013)

    Halloween

    Positing the exploits of real-life paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren – specifically in this movie, the Perron family haunting of 1971 – as genuine supernatural events, I really didn’t expect much from this big studio effort, but The Conjuring is the real deal, with horror maestro James Wan ratcheting up the tension with impeccable timing.

     

    5. ALL HALLOW’S EVE

    Trick ‘r Treat (Dougherty, 2007)

    Halloween

    Starring Brian Cox and Anna Paquin among others, Trick ‘r Treat is an anthology of five loosely related tales, all happening in one town on All Hallow’s Eve. Perfectly capturing the Halloween vibe, if you can only fit one movie in over the Halloween period, make it this one.

    Tales of Halloween (Various, 2015)

    Halloween

    Starring Barry Bostwick and Sam Witwer among others, Tales of Halloween is an anthology of ten loosely related tales, all happening in one town on All Hallow’s Eve. Perfectly capturing the Halloween vibe, if you can only fit one movie in over the Halloween period, make it… hang on, haven’t we been here already? Well, yes, but Trick ‘r Treat and Tales of Halloween are very similar in terms of their sense of fun and occasion (although Tales of Halloween might be a shade cheaper and gorier). Oh, and if you really can only fit one film in over the Halloween period… squeeze some other facet of your life and find the opportunity to watch both of these! What’s wrong with you?

    Halloween (Carpenter, 1978)

    Halloween

    There are better horror pictures. There are better John Carpenter pictures. There are better slasher pictures… Hell, there are even better Halloween pictures. But THIS one is the grand-daddy, Halloween, and it’s as much a part of this time of year to me as Brussels sprouts are to Christmas so, let’s all take a trip to Haddonfield, eh? (NOTE: I don’t actually permit Brussels sprouts at Christmas – or at ANY time – anymore, but you know what I mean.)

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Wallace, 1982)

    Halloween

    See, a movie franchise by the name of Halloween should have been able to spread its wings past the humble slasher genre, it really should. John Carpenter certainly believed so, and that vision almost came to pass with this, the third film in the franchise and the only one not to feature Michael Myers. Instead, we have a typically Halloween-like tale of a sinister company making Halloween masks which will kill their wearers upon a trigger to be broadcast on Halloween night. It’s a bit silly and, if you’re a big Michael Myers fan (no, not that one. Schwing!) you probably didn’t appreciate how this one stuck out like a sore thumb in the middle of the franchise, but I think it’s a great slab of camp Halloween fun. Masks on, everyone! Happy, happy Halloween…

     

    6. NIGHT TERRORS

    The Lords of Salem (Zombie, 2012)

    Halloween

    Probably the most unusual of Rob Zombie’s films, this tale of an ancient coven of witches returning to Salem to play havoc with a local disc jockey (Sheri Moon Zombie. Who else?) is also possibly Zombie’s most restrained picture too, until it takes a swan-dive off of the edge of reality towards the end. Still, it sticks with you, this one.

    The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)

    Halloween

    Spawning an entire franchise of its own – including a TV series which only debuted last month – with degrees of success ranging from “Yeah, that’s not too bad at all, really” (William Peter Blatty’s own The Exorcist III, Paul Schrader’s Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist) to “Sh!tting bumwrong! What the fudding fud was THAT?!?” (John Boorman’s Exorcist II: The Heretic), The Exorcist nevertheless remains one of the most outstanding movies ever made, not to mention among the most terrifying to this day, taking horror and ancient, biblical evil just about as seriously as cinema ever could or ever will take it. A must-see for anyone who loves film.

    The House of the Devil (West, 2009)

    Halloween

    From young pretender to the horror crown Ti West comes this glacially slow but gloriously intense and retro love letter to the Satanic Ritual pictures of the late seventies/early eighties, in which a babysitter accepts a gig to watch a strange older fellow’s ailing mother while he and his wife go out to observe a lunar eclipse.

     

    So, those are my tips for your cinematic entertainment over these final few days of October. Enjoy, guys and ghouls, and I’ll see you all safe and sound on All Saints Day… those of you who survive the night, that is. BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAA!!

  • Halloween Horrors: 13 Terrifying Horror Characters

    Halloween Horrors: 13 Terrifying Horror Characters

    As Halloween approaches, here’s a rundown of the 13 most frightening vampires, monsters and madmen to appear in horror films and TV shows – and which might well be knocking on your door on the night of October 31st!

    Diana in Lights Out

    This year’s horror hit, based on an acclaimed short film with millions of views on YouTube, features a nasty nightcrawler called Diana, who creeps towards her victims in the dark. It is nerve-shredding stuff. So whatever you do this Halloween, keep the lights on.

    Jason Voorhees in Friday 13th

    If you go down to the woods today… watch out for Jason, the hockey-masked maniac with a penchant for killing campers. So far, there have been a dozen films featuring Jason. The original, from 1980, features the mother of all twist endings. See it, and you won’t sleep for a week.

    The devil in The Exorcist

    There’s no point trying to keep the devil out – he’s already inside! In 1973’s box office smash The Exorcist, arguably one of the most frightening films ever made, teenager Regan (Linda Blair), is possessed by an unimaginable evil, which turns her from a sweet girl into a foul-mouthed, violent monster whose head spins round 360 degrees.

    Jack Torrance in The Shining

    If you hear someone shouting “Here’s Johnny!” on the other side of the door, for God’s sake don’t let them in. In fact, you might not have a choice – ax wielding Jack Torrance (played by Jack Nicholson), driven mad by the hotel Overlook in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, will probably just hack his way in anyway.

    The gremlins in…. Gremlins

    These furry pets might look cute, but break one of the three cardinal rules – feeding them after midnight, for example – and they turn into diabolical critters capable of terrible mayhem. Do not, repeat do not, open the door to the gremlins. Bad things will happen, as is evidenced when a dear old lady greets some carol singers on her doorstep in the 1984 film.

    Radioactive ant in Them!

    The worst that you can expect from ants are that they’ll try and steal a sandwich from your picnic, right? Wrong. As this classic 1954 horror film shows, if you are going to do atomic testing in the desert, make sure you don’t turn little ants into giant radioactive monsters.

     

    Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys

    Santa Carla, a small coastal town in America, has a peculiar problem: it is being plagued by a gang of young vampires, led by the charismatic and evil David. “You never grow old, and you never die,” David says, trying to tempt another mere mortal to become one of them. And it is tempting: the gang ride motorbikes, listen to rock music and generally seem to have a great time. As the tagline for the film says, “It’s fun being a vampire.”

    Bill Wilkins in The Conjuring 2

    A young girl in a North London suburb is terrorised by the spirit of an old man, Bill Wilkins – time to send for paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren. What makes this year’s hit sequel all the more terrifying is that it was based on a true story. Sweet dreams.

    Sam in Trick ‘r Treat

    This underrated horror film from 2007 has gained a cult following since its release, and makes the perfect Halloween film. It features four different Halloween set stories, all connected by Sam, a child wearing orange pyjamas and a sack mask over his head. If you hear some kids yelling ‘trick ‘r treat’, and you open the door and see Sam, shut the door, lock it, hide behind the sofa, and pray.

    Vampire in Salem’s Lot

    This fanged ghoul, that caused many a childhood nightmare when Salem’s Lot was first broadcast in TV in 1979, was inspired by one of the very first horror films, Nosferatu, is still guaranteed to send shivers down the spine. The scene where Danny Glick visits his friend – by floating outside his window – is a truly chilling moment.

    Pennywise in Stephen King’s It

    Tim Curry plays the screen’s most horrible clown, Pennywise, in this truly scary adaptation of Stephen King’s novel of the same name, where a group of adults return to their hometown to defeat this evil apparition once and for all. Remember, next time you see a creepy looking clown peering out of a drain, and offering you your wildest dreams, just say “NOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

    The Toy Clown in Poltergeist

    Take one look at the toy clown in the superb 1982 horror chiller, and you can tell something is not quite right. Add to that the fact it seems to move around the room of its own accord. If I were a parent I’d take it straight back to Toys R Us and change it for a Power Ranger or something.

    The doll in Annabelle

    What could possibly go wrong, having the blood of a Satanist dripped onto your elegant Victorian doll during a home invasion. Plenty! A couple of handy hints – throw out the creepy old doll. And don’t watch this film alone. Watch out for the sequel next year.

    All these titles are available from Warner Brothers Home Entertainment. The Shining – Extended Cut, is out on Blu-Ray now. Lights Out is released by WBHE on December 12

  • Review: In A Valley Of Violence

    Review: In A Valley Of Violence

    By Last Caress.

    In a Valley of Violence, the new movie from horror maestro Ti West, is the latest in a string of recent revival westerns which include Bone Tomahawk (Zahler, 2015), The Hateful Eight (Tarantino, 2015) and the remade The Magnificent Seven (Fuqua, 2016) among several others. But is it any good?

    In a Valley of Violence
    In A Valley Of Violence

    A drifter going by the name of Paul (Ethan Hawke) and his dog, Abby, wander into the almost deserted, former mining town of Denton and are immediately set upon by the town braggart, Gilly (James Ransone). Paul dismisses this idiot with a single punch but the set-to brings the attention of the town Marshal (John Travolta), who also happens to be Gilly’s father. The Marshal ascertains quickly that this drifter, Paul, is a deserter from a lethal post-Civil War military kill squad currently assigned to indiscriminately wiping out the entire Cheyenne nation and decides to defuse the situation by agreeing not to turn Paul over to the army provided he and his dog leave Denton immediately, and never return. And that should have been that, except that the Marshal’s gormless son’s pride has been wounded in front of his hee-haw buddies, he needs reparation.and, if you’ve seen John Wick (Stahelski, 2014), you may have an idea as to how he decides to go about it. When will movie bad guys learn that you can mess with a man’s lady, but when you mess with a man’s canine, you reap the whirlwind? The rest of this economical little revenge western more-or-less tells itself.

    In a Valley of Violence
    In A Valley Of Violence

    In a rare break from his more familiar slow-burn horror territory, In a Valley of Violence was written and directed by Ti West (The House of the Devil, The Innkeepers, The Sacrament), and to be honest I wasn’t sure I was going to enjoy it at all, initially. The set of Denton didn’t look very well aged and the paucity of extras gave everything a decidedly on-the-cheap feel. Also, I felt that Ethan Hawke and John Travolta, both of whom I like generally, were miscast. But, as the movie progressed, the stripped aesthetic grew on me and so did Mr. Travolta’s performance; his character, at first glance a stock crooked small-town tyrant, is in fact closer to Gene Hackman’s character “Little” Bill Daggett in Unforgiven (Eastwood, 1992): A hard guy placed in a bad spot. I still don’t feel that Ethan Hawke’s your man if you’re casting a haunted, no-nonsense agent of death but the dog is worth the ticket price on it’s own (as is the magnificent spaghetti western-inspired title sequence) and, overall, In a Valley of Violence is well worth a look; it’s certainly the liveliest Ti West film I’ve ever seen, by some measure.

  • My Kaiju-thon Weekender! Day Three

    My Kaiju-thon Weekender! Day Three

    By Last Caress.

    KAIJU! (and goodnight)

    It’s the third and final day in my Kaiju Marathon Weekender (check out Day One HERE and Day Two HERE) and, far from being sick of the sight of them, I’m going to miss them on Monday. I’d like to think my wife feels exactly as I do about them too. I’d like to think it; I bloody don’t think it, though. What I DO think however is that my bowl of Shreddies tastes suspiciously like Redex this morning. Hm. Let’s finish this before she finishes me, eh?

    GODZILLA, MOTHRA AND KING GHIDORAH: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK

    Kaiju

    Every bit as fantastic as it is ludicrously titled, Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001) is in all probability my favourite Godzilla movie. For this picture, Toho brought in Shusuke Kaneko, the genius director of the Gamera trilogy in the 1990s, and he brought them exactly what they would’ve hoped from him. Here, Mothra and Ghidorah (along with second tier beastie Baragon) are reimagined as Gamera-style “Guardian Monsters” who exist to defend Japan from the terrifying Godzilla who, this time, is on a revenge mission: He’s been reimagined too, see, as carrying within him the souls of the fallen Japanese WW2 soldiers, all of whom require Godzilla to get them some retribution for Japan’s failure to win the war. Smart new twist or needlessly distracting lapse in taste? It certainly could have been a bit of an own goal but Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is far too much fun to dwell on whatever McGuffin Toho have employed to haul the big guy out of the Pacific this time.

    GAMERA 3: THE REVENGE OF IRIS

    Kaiju

    And from Kaneko-san’s triumphant spin on Godzilla we move straight to the brilliant conclusion of his equally triumphant Gamera trilogy: Gamera 3: The Revenge of Iris (1999). Predating the present superhero movie trend for forcing the good guys to face the consequences of their deadly approach to global security by a good couple of decades, Gamera 3: The Revenge of Iris places Gamera in the path of a creature driven entirely by the hatred felt for Gamera by the girl who raised it, a hatred which began when Gamera inadvertently killed the girl’s parents during the climactic battle with the Gyaos in the first picture of the trilogy, Gamera: Guardian of the Universe. In fact Gamera is losing friends and alienating people all over: An early brouhaha with the returning Gyaos in this movie sees Gamera once again emerge victorious but at the cost of 20,000 innocent lives, causing the Japanese government to declare Gamera an enemy of the Empire. From a genre as daft, light and fun as Kaiju usually is, Gamera 3: The Revenge of Iris has balls like grapefruits. It doesn’t even give us a happy ending, concluding as it does with Gamera about to charge into an insurmountable amount of Gyaos. Exhausting stuff, and not just because it’s the tenth Kaiju pic I’ve seen in three days.

    PACIFIC RIM

    Kaiju

    It’s a dumb movie, Pacific Rim (2013, del Toro). From start to finish, it’s beset by some of the most shamelessly cheesy dialogue and cornball characterisations ever heard or seen in a picture house outside of the 1980’s. But where Pacific Rim delivers, it delivers BIG, and where Pacific Rim delivers BIG is with its Kaiju. And when you’re after as much Kaiju action as you can crack into a three day binge, Pacific Rim‘s plus points far outstrip its shortcomings. From the very start of the movie, the Kaiju are front and centre, as awesome as Kaiju have ever looked or will ever look, and they just keep on coming. Do we get three monsters? Five? Six? Eight?? Pfft. Pacific Rim pulverises us with no less than fifteen of them. Fifteen! Bloody hell. And, given the way in which Charlie Hunnam and Idris Elba chew the scenery to pieces in every single scene, you could even argue that they qualify as two more.

    GODZILLA

    Kaiju

    And nooow, the end is neeeear, and so I face, the final Kaiju… (sorry)

    I suppose it was always going to be right and fair that I conclude my Kaijuthon with the Elvis Presley of the monster world, the King of Kaiju: Godzilla. And it would of course be properly right and fair if the Godzilla pic I’d placed in the headline slot had been Godzilla (Honda, 1954), the pic which introduced us to the big guy in the first place.

    But I’m not watching that one this weekend. No, my son and I will be sitting down to that gem at Christmastime. It might not seem a particularly festive treat but, honestly, ALL films are festive if you watch them on 24th/25th/26th of December. Playing us out today is Godzilla, the 2014 US reboot from Gareth Edwards, in which Godzilla lays waste to the west coast of America battling another couple of Kaiju while the US Navy attempt to exterminate all three monsters. It’s a decent picture, this; I was fairly ambivalent towards it upon its release but it’s grown on me. Yes, it could definitely have done with a bit more of Bryan Cranston, and personally I could have done with a whole lot LESS of Aaron Taylor-Johnson, but having to put up with Kick-Ass is a small price to pay for getting to see Godzilla really kick ass. And, as with Pacific Rim before it, the cgi and the effects for the monsters is outstanding.

    So, that’s that! Twelve Kaiju movies in three days, and I’m cross-eyed with exhaustion, but in the good way. The wife however has been looking ready to garotte me for several hours now. I reckon I’ll leave it a couple of days before telling her I’m going to watch thirty spaghetti westerns in thirty days, all through November. Spiritu Sancte!