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  • Matt Breaks Down The Welcome To Blumhouse Slate

    Matt Breaks Down The Welcome To Blumhouse Slate

    It’s no secret that streaming has taken an increased role in Hollywood, especially considering the current COVID-19 conditions. Studios are scaling back on theatrical content, leaving it to streaming services to pick up the slack this Halloween season. Thankfully, Amazon Prime is up for the task, debuting their “Welcome to Blumhouse” series to display the marquee horror studio’s latest content.

    Before delving into their slate, I do want to commend Amazon for experimenting with this release. Despite horror being among the most popular film genres, streaming services have largely ignored scary movies in favor of sprawling TV shows (Haunting of Hill House). This year has been a welcome change to that structure, with Prime and Netflix debuting a few much-needed titles for scare-obsessed audiences (Vampires vs. The Bronx and Hubie Halloween were welcomed surprises).

    Prime’s partnership with Blumhouse does create some mixed feelings. While Jason Blum has consistently proven his financial acumen, the horror studio’s slate has been the definition of a mixed bag. Breakout hits (The Invisible Man and Get Out) have often been followed up by uninspired missteps (Fantasy Island and Truth or Dare), leaving audiences on their toes with what to expect with each offering. With that being said, I decided to watch each “Welcome to Blumhouse” film and break down which films are worth your time (the list goes from best to worst).

    BLACK BOX Directed by Emmanuel Osei-Kuffour

    Synopsis: After losing his wife and his memory in a car accident, Nolan, a single father undergoes an agonizing experimental treatment that causes him to question who he really is.

    Presenting reflective thoughts on identity and it’s evolving relationship with technology, Black Box is delivered with the kind of weighty chilliness of Netflix’s Black Mirror anthology series. That’s not necessarily a bad trait, with Black Box spinning a high-concept yarn that keeps audiences on their toes throughout.

    Emmanuel Osei-Kuffour’s film trudges through some formulaic sci-fi elements, but his slicks presentation always keeps the narrative engaging. The central mystery is deployed with enough care to register a few genuine surprises, while Osei-Kuffour employs some creative visuals to display the character’s murky descent into his lost memories. Mamoudou Athie’s lead performance imbues some much-needed agency and humanity into Nolan’s journey of self-rediscovery (he and his daughter played by Amanda Christine share a genuine rapport). I also was won over by Phylicia Rashad’s icy performance as Nolan’s mysterious doctor, with the overlooked character actress conveying the stern menace that the script desperately calls for.

    Black Box ultimately restricts itself with relatively low aspirations. Intriguing questions that could derive from the subject matter are rarely addressed, with the script only incorporating these conceits through clumsy metaphors (the third act involves a physical fight inside Nolan’s head). There’s also little the film does that hasn’t been improved upon in other offerings, lacking the creative edge to reinvent its trappings.

    Unlikely to challenge viewers’ mindsets, Black Box still draws a compelling psycho-thriller from its meat-and-potatoes elements.

    EVIL EYE: Directed by Elan and Rajeev Dassani

    Synopsis: A superstitious mother is convinced that her daughter’s new boyfriend is the reincarnation of a man who tried to kill her 30 years ago.

    It may not be my favorite of the bunch, but I respect Blumehouse’s inclusive lens with Evil Eye (though one could argue they should be implementing that spirit with their big-screen offerings). Elan and Rajeev Dassani’s film represents their Indian culture with earnest sincerity, focusing on thoughtfully-constructed character dynamics over repetitive jump scares. Sarita Choudhury and Sunita Mani propel the film’s mother-daughter duo soundly, creating a lived-in dynamic that personalizes its familiar sentiments.

    Ironically enough, Evil Eye works best when it skates away from its genre trappings. Elan and Rajeeve’s visual aesthetics are largely unimpressive, relying upon shaky camera motions that blur any potential horrors. The script also doesn’t develop its narrative with much care. Its central mystery plays out with haphazard obviousness, merely revealing the key twist without a proper build-up. Considering the promising nucleus, it’s a letdown that the film’s genre elements are so timid and unimpressive.

    Evil Eye boasts some much-needed reinvention for its horror trappings, but that can only carry the middling genre elements so far. I am excited to see where Elan and Rajeeve’s career goes from here though, with the duo instilling a finite character-driven focus with their admirable misfire.

    NOCTURNE – Directed by Zu Quirke

    Synopsis: An incredibly gifted pianist makes a Faustian bargain to overtake her older sister at a prestigious institution for classical musicians.

    Similar to Evil Eye, Nocturne is somewhat timid in its genre approach (works more as an adolescent drama than a horror film). While that will turn off conventional horror fans, Zu Quirke’s mannered depiction of music’s cutthroat nature packs some appealing qualities. Quirke’s direction conducts a few enthralling sequences, with her bold use of color and framing depicting the allures of the character’s vivid illusions. Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney also serves as a solid protagonist, portraying Juliet’s insecurities and desires with genuine weight.

    Quirke’s amiable film ultimately derails itself through its lack of originality. Whether it’s dramatic heavyweights like Whiplash or surrealist masterworks like Black Swan, the dog-eats-dog culture of the refined arts has been depicted better by the film’s superior peers. As a screenwriter, Quirke’s effort lacks agency and dynamism, never digging underneath the surface of the school’s posh exterior. Qurike never pushes her narrative forward with a sense of discomfort, while her characters blankly stand in as generic stereotypes.

    Nocturne is competently constructed, but the film fails to excel in any specific manner. It’s too flat to strike on a dramatic level, while also being too pale to register impactful genre thrills (it may not be the worst “Welcome to Blumhouse” film, but it’s certainly the most forgettable).

    THE LIE- Directed by Veena Sud

    Synopsis: A father and daughter are on their way to dance camp when they spot the girl’s best friend on the side of the road. When they stop to offer the friend a ride, their good intentions soon result in terrible consequences.

    The Lie is a hard film to articulate my feelings towards, as its guilty-pleasure strengths are simultaneously the film’s stark falterings. Debuting back at the Toronto Film Festival in 2018 (it’s now infamously remembered as a centerpiece selection), Veena Sud’s woefully misguided attempt to ruminate on familial disconnect lands with a mawkish self-seriousness.

    That being said, I can’t deny The Lie’s inherent entertainment value. Sud’s screenplay spins a bevy of illogical twists, leaving viewers hollowing at their screens with each implausible turn. The direction’s deadpan solemnness only enhances these missteps, with the pretentious sincerity registering with an infectious “so-bad-its-good” energy. It helps that the central performance muster genuine dramatic weight, with Joey King’s empathetic turn as a depressed teen elevating the poorly-constructed character.

    Still, viewers will have a hard time ignoring the narrative’s apparent problems. The concept has the ability to connect to modern families’ apathetic tendencies, as they often highlight a superficial togetherness that masks their obvious disconnect. Sud’s script lacks the emotional intelligence to say anything of note, further distancing itself from reality with each passing twist. Everything concludes with one of the year’s most ridiculous finales, with the narrative woefully straining itself to a laughable degree.

    The Lie doesn’t really work, but it’s the kind of infectious flop that will entertain genre enthusiasts. For a streaming title, it scratches that campy itch with reasonable success.

    All and all, I enjoyed my descent into the “Welcome to Blumhouse” event. While these films don’t exhibit the best of what the studio has to offer, some of them are crafted with enough gusto and originality to please die-hard genre enthusiasts. I hope this becomes a recurring event in the future.

    You can check out the “Welcome to Blumhouse” films on Amazon Prime

  • Back To The Future: The Nation’s Favourite

    Back To The Future: The Nation’s Favourite

    A poll conducted by the Official Charts Company and FindAnyFilm.com to celebrate Must See Movies 80s, part of the National Album Day celebrations, has found that Back To The Future as the nation’s favourite 80s movie.

    The poll was launched to mark Must See Movies 80s, a promotion that saw participating stores including Amazon, ASDAHMV, Morrisons, and Tesco celebrate the very best of the decade with exclusive collections on DVD. Fans voted in the Official Charts Company poll across the month of October, allocating votes to their top three choices, with the 80s sci-fi classic coming out on top.

    Released in 1985 and starring Michael J. Fox & Christopher Lloyd – Back To The Future sees Marty McFly, a teenager accidentally sent back in time to 1955 in a time-traveling DeLorean built by his eccentric scientist friend “Doc” Brown. With its iconic soundtrack and 1980s fashion, the film has stood the test of time as a must-see for any film fan.

    Looking across the rest of the top 10 – festive-action classic Die Hard comes second, followed closely by iconic sci-fi Blade Runner. Coming in at joint fourth in the poll is adventure-comedy The Goonies and James Cameron’s acclaimed sequel, Aliens. Three more sci-fi titles come in at six, seven and eight in the form of The Empire Strikes BackE.T. & The Terminator. Completing the top 10 is horror The Shining at nine and romantic comedy classic, When Harry Met Sally at number ten.

    The Top 10 Movies Of The 80s, as voted by followers of the Official Charts Company & FindAnyFilm.com, are: 

    1Back To The Future (1985)
    2Die Hard (1988)
    3Blade Runner (1982)
    4Aliens (Joint) [1986]
    4The Goonies (Joint) [1985]
    6Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    7E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
    8The Terminator (1984)
    9The Shining (1980)
    10When Harry Met Sally (1989)

    For more information on the ‘Must See 80s Movies’ campaign visit – https://mustseemovies.co.uk/

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: The BRWC Review

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: The BRWC Review

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: The BRWC Review. By Alif Majeed.

    Preconceived notions are a hard thing to get rid of when you sometimes begin to watch a movie. Especially a film which comes with as much baggage as Borat 2. Or rather, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: The rest of the title is still quite a mouthful. Before you start watching Borat 2, you couldn’t help but think, why the hell do we need a sequel after all these years? What was the point? Yes, the first movie was a sensation when it came out and still has plenty of people quoting it after all these years. The series of films he subsequently made with diminishing returns also made the first movie lose its sheen. 

    But what we tend to forget about the first movie is that it was immensely quotable and super funny. And exactly how brave it was when it initially came out and how Sacha Baron Cohen was willing to give life and limb to provoke reactions out of people and for the sake of comedy. 

    So you can’t help but wonder if he can do the same thing again after all these years, or did lightning indeed strike just once in his case.

    The answer to that question is a resounding yes! There are times when the jokes might miss its mark, but overall this is a sequel that works surprisingly well and has its large heart in the right place.

    Borat, now set in present times (and boy does Sacha cut things as current as possible), and as a character, he has aged in real-time. He is in trouble in his home country for portraying them lousy manner despite becoming a celebrity after the first movie’s events. Banished by his countrymen and his family for shaming them, his only recourse to not get murdered is to go back to America and give present Vice President Mike Pence a gift. When his stowaway daughter eats the chosen gift, Kazakh Minister of Culture Johnny the Monkey (it gets as absurd as it sounds), he has no other option but to give his daughter away as a bride (having misinterpreted the word bribe). So begins his epic journey across America again to tutor his daughter in the ways of America while learning a few new things himself.

    The best thing about Borat 2 is the significant heart it shows. Right off the bat, he acknowledges how difficult it is to go undercover as Borat, as he has become synonymous with the role for better or worse. So he decides to hide in plain sight using several other disguises. 

    The first movie made Borat look pretty dickish, and it didn’t help matters when his lines became immensely quotable by people who often tend to miss the statement he is making. There is no doubt what statement he is making here as the movie is just as timely as any can ever be. 

    What also works is how he managed to somehow beat the odds and film this movie right under everyone’s noses, even creating a couple of incidents which did receive coverage for entirely different reasons at the time of filming. It is too good to spoil here, but you can’t help but be surprised and amazed at how he pulled it off.

    Sacha Baron Cohen has always been a person who has been pretty ballsy as an artist, which sometimes works against his favor. Like his ousting from Bohemian Rhapsody, part of which might have come about because of his persona and reputation. But it has been a good year for him with the one-two punch of Borat 2 and The Trial of Chicago 7. Both of which combine to show how much of an underrated talent he has always been. It’s easy to take for granted how easy he makes it looks despite leaving many people in the lurch baying for his blood—all for the sake of his movies.

    You initially miss Kenneth Davitian a bit, but you quickly realize the movie’s need to have Maria Bakalova as the daughter’s character as a replacement and surrogate. Being an unknown entity (both as a character and an actress), she inadvertently becomes his equal partner in crime. She is dead center in some of the movie’s best gags, which works because she was there matching Sacha Baron beat for beat.  

    The movie is as much about her as it is about Borat, and you appreciate how Sacha lets her gracefully take center stage when required. The gut splittingly shocking scene staged at a debutante ball or their meeting with a pro-life pastor is a testimony of it. They are as glorious and stunning as any among Borat’s best scenes. The heartwarming nature of their see-sawing relationship also stays with you as much as its most controversial or funny scenes.

    After the movie is over, you realize that though you came in with your preconceived notions about a sequel you believed had no reason to exist, you had the rug pulled right from underneath you, like many of Borat’s unsuspecting victims. What you get is a pretty funny movie, which was also a beautiful tale of a father and daughter’s journey across America for some sexy time.. Not!!

  • Bad Hair: Review

    Bad Hair: Review

    Premiering at this year’s Sundance Film Festival, Hulu’s Bad Hair is the latest feature from Dear White People writer/director Justin Simien. Simien’s latest endeavor observes the forceful assimilation of black culture through a distinct horror lens, marking his first foray into genre filmmaking. While there are a few missteps, Simien’s film thankfully finds a balance between thrills and substantive ruminations.

    Set in the late 1980s, Bad Hair follows Anna (Elle Lorraine), a TV executive for a freshly-developed hip-hop network. Despite her tireless work ethic, Anna never receives the promotion she deserves, leading to her acquiring a weave to fit into her corporate world. Her new hairstyle impresses her peers, but it proves to have a mind of its own when it starts to attack people.

    Similar to Dear White People, Simien mindfully works to construct equally thoughtful and relevant social dynamics. The high-concept premise works not only as an inventive horror showcase, but also as a potent avenue of deconstructing America’s degradation of the natural black image. From jump street, Anna is consistently ostracized by higher executives for her nappy appearance, forcing her to embrace a superficial reality that ultimately masks her identity. The portrayal of forced compliance is enhanced by Elle Lorraine’s assured lead performance, with the Insecure star tapping into the insecurity and muted pain that this decision brings.

    This foundation breeds promising opportunities for Simien to juxtapose the character’s inner-turmoil with visceral horror elements. As a director, he imbues some inspired craftsmanship choices that aptly harken to genre B-movies of yesteryear. Cinematographer Topher Osborn’s grainy aesthetic captures its finite late-80s period soundly, making a fitting canvas for Simien to unleash some campy, over-the-top setpieces that properly utilize the concept (his use of intense close-ups and cheeky practical effects are often quite fun). It could have been easy for this film to lose its tonal axis, but the different identities mesh with enough thought and balance to properly co-exist. Supporting performances from Jay Pharoah, Lena Waithe, and Vanessa Williams also bring the entertainment factor, with Williams shinning as a deliciously-stern villain.

    Bad Hair is always earnest, though some of the execution choices lack dramatic grace. Simien’s screenplay occasionally handles its vital conceits with clumsy heavy-handedness, implementing dialogue that lacks authenticity and nuance (similar to Dear White People, some lines read as overt ciphers for the screenwriter). I also wished the film’s second half bolstered more narrative ingenuity, rarely packing the kind of surprises that make horror films truly stand out.

    Still, Bad Hair’s imperfect form never masks its innate pleasures. Justin Simien’s latest offers a satisfying blend between thought and thrills, leaving me excited to see what the writer/director dreams up next.

  • Hocus Pocus: Disney+ Talk

    Hocus Pocus: Disney+ Talk

    This Saturday marks my favourite holiday: Halloween! And, while this year will be different, I will still be carving a Pumpkin, dressing up and watching horror films. However, this is a Disney article, so horror films aren’t an option here. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write about a Halloween-themed film!

    Originally, I was going to write a review on ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ which is one of my favourite Tim Burton films. However, I have seen this film so many times to the point of knowing the script by heart, so wanted to pick something different. And, after noticing how fondly some people speak of ‘Hocus Pocus’, I decided to watch this film instead. 

    ‘Hocus Pocus’ was a Disney live-action film that was released in 1993. After teenager, Max, moves to Salem and accidently awakens three 17th century witches, he, his sister Dani, his love interest Allison and a talking cat try to stop the witches from casting a spell over the town to regain their youth. 

    Admittedly, I have seen this film before, but when I was little. Therefore, the only thing I remember was the cat and the song ‘Come Little Children’ that is performed by one of the witches. However, after watching the film, I would definitely call this a perfect family Halloween film. Set during Halloween night, the film includes all the hallmarks of the seasonal holiday: a spooky house in the woods, cauldrons, a black cat, trick or treating and three evil witches, The Sanderson Sisters! 

    The Sanderson Sisters, played by Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy and Bette Midler, are fantastic as evil and creepy witch siblings, who now must adjust to the modern world for 24 hours, after being awoken 300 years later. Their view on the modern world brings in most of the film’s jokes, but they all bring in a serious tone, even from the opening scene. The idea of a child being sucked of her life so that the witches can regain their youth, to the child’s brother then being into a talking cat that is immortal is terrifying…and that’s just the opening scene! The portrayal of them is also almost animalistic; they’re mythical creatures that have literally been to Hell and back; they’re not supposed to be human. They can smell children and will hunt them in order to regain their youth, and that, in itself, is scary. However, they are siblings and have disagreements and fights, which gives them an oddly relatable charm, even if you don’t agree with their actions.

    Unfortunately, the film’s only issue is Max, the main character, played by Omri Katz. He starts as an annoying moody teenager, who hates his move from L.A to Salem, to someone that is solely responsible for awakening the witches. And, while he learns to like his sister Dani, he doesn’t really grow too much as a person. It’s a shame that he’s the main character because he ruins this film to an extent. Another issue, which is more of a small nitpick, is the CGI revolving around the cat whenever he speaks; it looks very cartoon-like. However, this was released in 1993, where CGI was not as mastered as it is nowadays so, like previously mentioned, this is a minor nitpick.

    Overall, ‘Hocus Pocus’ is a fun and perfect family Halloween film. While its main issue is the lead character, what brings it to life is The Sanderson Sisters and its fun story and spooky setting of Salem. The film oozes Halloween and would make for a perfect spooky, but safe, film for kids to watch during the holiday. Light the Pumpkin, dim the lights and enjoy!