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  • Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Solace – Kev Sutherland’s Review

    Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Solace – Kev Sutherland’s Review

    Skyfall is out! What better way to celebrate than to look back…

    Kev Sutherland is a comedian and comic strip creator.

    I have stolen his review of Quantum Of Solace. Enjoy, and arrest me later.

    “Just saw Quantum Of Solace and, though it’s a diverting two hours, it’s surprising shallow and disappointing. No characters that were in any way surprising or original, no twists in the plot to make you go “oh I never saw that coming” while realising you should have seen it coming, no sudden moments that made you gape with awe or smile at being second-guessed by a snappy writer and director. The ending anticlimactic and drawn out. And as for the misogynistic treatment of women, it was patronising, dismissive, fantasistic and quite unbelievable for any film made later than 1967.

    The superficial details are nicely polished, so if you’re a fan of glaring product placement or curious travelogues which take you to picturesque places only to point out how corrupt and dangerous they are so you’ll never want to actually go, then it could be for you. But surely you should feel something, or react in some way when watching a film like this ?

    Also frustrating is the cinema screen. Nice and big, with great sound, but it’s harder to see what’s happening than it is on your TV screen at home (for example the scene where they fall through that glass dome, shown on the TV trailers – looks fab on TV, it’s a blur on the big screen). Added to which it’s a Panavision film so, in the cinema, the tops and bottoms of the picture are missing (see the conversation scenes where Daniel’s Craig’s head goes off the top of the picture, then in 6 months time see how much better composed it is on DVD).

    A very very disappointing film, all the more so because of the incredible hype Bond films get.

    I’m old enough and ugly enough to know better. I remember seeing my first Bond film (Live & Let Die) and not having the faintest idea what it was all about. And I think every subsequent one has left me just as cold. Maybe these films are designed for over-testosteroned balding macho blokeys like your Johnny Vaughns, Tim Lovejoys and Alan Partridges, and not for the likes of me.

    (For the record, my favourite films are Reservoir Dogs and Spinal Tap, make of that what you will).”

  • Horror Week: DVD CATCH UP

    Horror Week: DVD CATCH UP

    By The_Reaper.

    I thought I’d be nice and share with you guys a little something… Halloween is approaching at an alarming rate and there’s nothing better than to have a small (and somewhat horrifying) gift for those horror lovers in your life. It’s just an idea… Remember TRICK OR TREAT!

    THE HORDE

    Assault On Precinct 13 meets Dawn Of The Dead in The Horde, the latest addition to the ever-rising wave of superlative French horror cinema. Winner of the International Fantasy Film Awards for Best Screenplay and Best Cinematography at the 2010 Fantasporto International Film Festival, this impressive debut feature from writing-directing team Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher is a must-see for zombie movie fans, not least because it features some of the most awesome, edge-of-your-seat, close-combat human versus zombie beat-downs ever committed to film. From what I have heard this is a must-see and believe me it’s already on my wishlist for DVD’s to own… so get it, now!

    FROZEN

    I simply cannot wait to get my hands on this puppy! Having already garnered rave reviews that have seen it hailed as “a gripping, intense and inventive horror-thriller” (Scott Mantz, Access Hollywood), “a triumph. relentless and harrowing” (Steve Barton, Dread Central) and “terrifying. will do for skiing what Jaws’did for swimming” (Brad Miska, Bloodydisgusting.com), Frozen is the latest shocker from writer-director Adam Green (Hatchet, Spiral) and producer Peter Block (the Saw movies, Daybreakers,CrankRambo).

    TWELVE

    Now I have not even heard of this movie (don’t judge me, I’m still stuck in the bundu’s), but as far as the info read, it seems somewhat intriguing… I mean it was the winner of Best Film at the 2009 annual International Horror and Sci-Fi Film Festival and apparently the tense and bloody horror movieTwelve adds a brand new recruit to the hallowed ranks of memorable screen psycho killers that include Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Leatherface and introduces a future Hollywood Scream Queen-in-the-making in the form of impressive newcomer Emily Hardy starring in her debut feature. Seems good, right?

    Directed by Robert Lieberman (The StrangerEarthseaFire In The Sky) and starring Erika Christensen (ParenthoodSwimfanTraffic), Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate HousewivesJohn Tucker Must Die) and horror genre favourite Bill Moseley (Halloween, Grindhouse, The Devil’s Rejects), The Tortured is a disturbing and gruesome vigilante horror movie from Oren Koules and Mark Burg, producers of the hugely successful Saw series of films. I was sold when i read Jesse Metcalfe… he’s the yummy that the screen needs. (okay I’m drooling at my own laptop background, but he’s really just so pretty!)

    There you go folks I did my good deed for the year, and if your house get’s egged or something, don’t blame me. Oooh! And I’m watching Trick ‘R Treat for my annual Halloween treat, what are you up to?

  • Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Sledge

    Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Sledge

    Skyfall is out! What better way to celebrate than to look back…

    Here’s what I thought of Quantum Of Solace on the day it came out.

    It’s okay. If I could describe the film to you via the art of movement, it would be a shrug. Loved Casino Royale. It worked when it shouldn’t. The second in the Craig trilogy reminded me just how much better Bourne is when it comes to action packed spy caperey.

    The intelligence, style and storyline of Casino Royale has been lost .

    The action sequences are good though (no surprise there really). Chases which uses every form of transport under the sun, and a nice bit of fighting too. The building-to-building foot chase is the highlight.

    The Greengrassesque camerawork took away some of the class of the scenes. But the brilliant and elaborate stunt work kept me interested.

    The plot? Ha ha!

    Dominic Greene didn’t scare or worry me in any way, which is a shame as he is a bond villain.

    The opening credits? Well, the silhouette women are back, and I like the song. The rest felt a bit empty for me. Nice oily scene involving the lovely Miss Fields. I liked that.

    To end – I will shrug.

  • Skyfall Is Out!  Casino Royale Review

    Skyfall Is Out! Casino Royale Review

    Skyfall is out! What better way to celebrate than to look back…

    Here is a review from Robert Mann.

    Casino Royale *****

    Casino Royale has been the subject of much criticism since it was announced that actor Daniel Craig would be the new 007. I was one of those who were opposed to his casting and I was expecting this film to be a bitter disappointment.

    But, rather than letting the Bond series down he in fact turns out to be one of the best things that ever happened to it.

    First of all I will say that Casino Royale is very different to all the James Bond movies that have preceded it. Unlike previous entries it isn’t just a popcorn action blockbuster, it is extremely classy. The action scenes are exhilarating just like in previous Bond movies but they are also extremely stylish, gritty and believable. The girls, whilst gorgeous are also intelligent and are more than mere eye candy. And the one liners are both inventive and stylish too.

    The film opens with a black and white sequence which shows Bond earning his 00 status by carrying out an assassination on a double agent who has been selling MI6 secrets. This sequence alone shows that this Bond is different to all the others. This one is brutal and tough. This then leads into the classy opening credits sequence which does away with the usual dancing girls. After this Bond goes from Madagascar where he chases a freerunning bombmaker through a construction site and atop a crane. Next, Bond goes to the Bahamas and onto Miami where he thwarts a terrorist plot to blow up a passenger plane in the film’s most exhilarating action sequence. He then goes onto Casino Royale in Montenegro where he faces Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen), a banker working for a terrorist organization. Accompanied by the beautiful and watchful Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) he must defeat Le Chiffre in a series of tense poker games. Meanwhile, Bond falls in love with Vesper. The finale of the film takes place in Venice where a run in with Le Chiffre’s employers leads to an exhilarating sequence inside a sinking house.

    Everything in this movie works. The performances are superb throughout with Daniel Craig being the highlight. He doesn’t just play James Bond, he is James Bond, albeit in a way he has never been seen before. This Bond is brutal and tough but he is also very human. When he gets into a fight he bleeds and after being tortured by Le Chiffre he is hospitalized. He even cries in this film. Daniel Craig does all this in a manner that is completely believable and at times moving. Other great performances include Eva Green as Vesper, and Mads Mikkelsen who proves to be one of the best Bond villains ever as Le Chiffre. Other great performances come from Judi Dench as M, Caterina Murino as the ill fated Solange and Jeffrey Wright as CIA operative Felix Leiter.
    Of course, it’s not just the actors that make this movie. The film is exceptionally well scripted with Bond veterans Neil Purvis and Robert Wade joined by Oscar winner Paul Haggis. And the action scenes are extremely well done, both eye-popping and realistic without any use of visual effects like in previous movies. Even the poker scenes inCasino Royale are tense and suspenseful. Casino Royale is without a doubt the best James Bond film ever made and Daniel Craig does the most original and interesting portrayal of James Bond ever. As someone who was opposed to this film in more ways than one it should really mean something when I tell you that you MUST see this movie. You won’t be disappointed.

    NOTE: This is a repost of a review that I wrote for the film back in 2006. If it doesn’t seem as good as many of my other reviews it is simply because my reviewing technique has improved considerably in recent years.

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  • Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Solace Review

    Skyfall Is Out! Quantum Of Solace Review

    Skyfall is out! What better way to celebrate than to look back…

    Here is a review from Robert Mann.

    Quantum of Solace *****

    Following up Casino Royale, the fantastic 2006 reinvention of the James Bond franchise, was always going to be an extremely daunting task. That film was widely regarded as a masterpiece on its release, and rightfully so, so it understandable that topping it would be an extremely difficult, or perhaps even impossible thing to do.  The second entry in the reinvented Bond franchise, ‘Quantum of Solace’ (which is the first ever Bond film to be a direct sequel rather than a standalone adventure) inevitably suffers from comparisons to its predecessor, being a great film in its own right but failing to live up to the extremely high expectations set by Casino Royale.

    Picking up with events one hour after the end of the last film, James Bond (Daniel Craig) has just captured Mr White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the mysterious organisation that Le Chiffre was working for and was responsible for the death of Vesper Lynd, the treasury agent who Bond had fallen for. Bond and M (Judi Dench) learn that the organisation Mr White works for has people everywhere and when they are betrayed by one of their own and White escapes, Bond goes on the pursuit of any lead he can as he attempts to uncover the identities of those behind the organisation. Pursuing a lead, Bond finds himself encountering the beautiful but feisty Camille (Olga Kurylenko), who has her own vendetta. She leads Bond to Dominic Greene (Mathieu Almaric), an environmentalist who is connected to the organisation, which is called Quantum. Bond discovers a plot by Greene and Quantum to take control of one of the worlds most important natural resources by aiding a deposed General in a military coup and finding himself in a minefield of treachery, murder and deceit, he must ally himself with old friends such as Felix Leiter (Jeffery Wright) and Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini) in order to uncover the truth. As he gets closer to the man responsible for the betrayal of Vesper, however, he must fight his desire for vengeance in order to unravel Greene’s sinister plan and prevent Quantum from getting its way.

    Right from the moment the opening credits start it is clear that Quantum of Solace is not going to be a match for its excellent predecessor. The opening animations and theme tune lack are really lacking and fail to set the kind of mood that the basic but effective opening for Casino Royale established. Unfortunately, such disappointment is pretty much present throughout the whole film. That’s not to say that the film doesn’t deliver though. The action sequences, beginning with a fast paced pre-opening credits car chase, are well staged and thrilling, even though director Marc Forster’s lack of experience does show and at times some of them feel more like they belong in a Bourne movie than a Bond one. As with most 007 films, the action is greatly superior to many other action movies around as of late and benefits greatly from the fact that it is (mostly) done for real, but for all the efforts of the production team, the action just lacks the scale and excitement of the action of ‘Casino Royale’. In terms of realism, this film really ups the ante with a real gritty feel that makes everything that happens completely believable, but it is taken so far that the class and sophistication of Casino Royale is lost. Daniel Craig is once again excellent as Bond, proving extremely capable at showing a range of emotions, but he isn’t given nearly as much opportunity this time round. He is backed up by strong performances from both Bond girls. Olga Kurylenko delivers a believable performance as a tortured soul out for revenge, while Gemma Arterton as Agent Strawberry Fields is excellently charming in a role which is far too brief. Again, however, the film falls victim of comparisons to its predecessor which neither Bond girl being even a tiny iota as good as Eva Green was in Casino Royale. This is much the case with the villain also with Mathieu Almaric delivering a strong, believable performance of a rather bland and not very menacing villain that really fails to live up to the character of Le Chiffre. This really is more down to the character and not the performance though. Returning cast members Judi Dench, Giancarlo Giannini, Jeffrey Wright and Jesper Christensen also deliver strong performances. The script is well written with a very good storyline that focuses heavily on Bond’s quest for revenge, but again it does not live up to Casino Royale. Overall,Quantum of Solace is a brilliantly made film (even if director Marc Forster possibly wasn’t the best person for the job) that is sadly not going to be viewed as such by many due to the extremely high expectations that many people have had for it. Viewed on its own terms it is a brilliant entry to the James Bond franchise but as a follow-up to the masterpiece that was Casino Royale it really is hard not to feel sorely disappointed. This is not really a criticism of this film though. Casino Royale was made too good and it was always going to be virtually impossible to live up to such expectations.

    NOTE: This is a repost of a review that I wrote for the film back in 2006. If it doesn’t seem as good as many of my other reviews it is simply because my reviewing technique has improved considerably in recent years.