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  • SCENES OF THE CRIME BLOG-A-THON: Mr Nice

    SCENES OF THE CRIME BLOG-A-THON: Mr Nice

    By Robert Mann.

    The legendary Howard Marks – drug trafficker, spy and world-class charmer. Born in South Wales in 1945, his beginnings were as unremarkable as anyone else, yet he went to live a life that has included careers as a teacher, a drug smuggler, an author, an actor, a campaigner for the legalisation of cannabis and even an (unsuccessful) politician.

    Through supposed connections with groups such as the IRA and the Mafia and high profile court cases he achieved notoriety as an international hashish (a particular preparation of cannabis – Marks refused to deal with hard drugs) smuggler and at the height of his career it was said that he controlled 10% of the world’s hashish trade. He was eventually caught by the American Drug Enforcement Association and served seven years in a prison in Indiana. And while Marks’ life may sound like a work of complete fiction, it is quite remarkably true, and his imprisonment isn’t where his story comes to an end as, following his release, he went on to publish the best-selling 1996 autobiography Mr Nice – which is the inspiration for this very film – as well as several follow up works and has had several small acting roles/cameo appearances in films like Human Traffic and Killer Bitch, not to mention his campaigning work and his standing for election to Parliament in 1997 with the single issue of the legalisation of cannabis, something which prompted the creation of the Legalise Cannabis Alliance in 1999. And now, following all of these things that have happened in his remarkable life, not to mention him touring the world with his own one-man show and being the subject of Sky 1 documentary Stoned in Suburbia, Howard Marks is receiving his very own big screen biopic (and he even collaborates with British artist Kav Sandhu on the track Mr Nice for the film) in the form of Mr Nice, with the title role of Marks himself going to fellow Welshman and acclaimed actor Rhys Ifans and the job of both writing and directing going to the somewhat unobvious choice of Bernard Rose, who is perhaps best known for 1992 horror film Candyman. But there is nothing horrific about his latest movie except for perhaps the fact that it is nowhere near as good as you may have been told it is.

    From humble beginnings in South Wales the intelligent Howard Marks (Rhys Ifans) wins a place at Oxford University in the 1960s. Howard is initiated into the world of drugs by his girlfriend, Ilze (Elsa Pataky), but the death of a friend from a heroin overdose forces him to straighten out. He gets his degree and returns to Wales to be a teacher, as does Ilze. Boredom sets in after he and Ilze are married and, at a party in London, Howard encounters the temptation of drugs and a lithe young lady named Judy (Chloe Sevigny). When an old friend asks Howard to bring a carload of hash back from Germany, the near-calamitous journey ends with Howard winning both the respect of established traffickers and the love of Judy. The game is well and truly on as an unbelievable adventure begins for Howard and Judy, one that sees him doing business with the likes of Kabul drug supplier Saleem Makik (Omid Djalili), IRA member Jim McCann (David Thewlis), American drug dealer Ernie Combs (Crispin Glover) and crooked accountant Patrick Lane (Jamie Harris), recruited into MI6 by old friend Hamilton McMillan (Christian McKay) and pursued by DEA agent Lovato (Luis Tosar).

    It could be said that Howard Marks has lived a very exciting life and you would certainly expect any film based on it to be exciting as well. Exciting, however, is not a word that can be used to describe Mr Nice. It isn’t that the film isn’t interesting because Howard Marks’ life story is an interesting one no matter it is presented, him having lived more in his life than most people, but the presentation here is that of a dull biopic rather than a truly engaging drama, the kind of thing that might pass in a television documentary but as a movie just doesn’t cut it. What we actually see of Marks’ drug smuggling operation is generic, the kind of thing that we have seen before many times in other movies and, while his cleverness occasionally shows through, most of what we see is just dull. It’s certainly in keeping with a key theme that is present in the film – the life of a drug dealer is NOT a glamorous one – but it doesn’t make for anything truly enthralling from the perspective of the moviegoer. In portraying the man behind the legend the film is considerably more successful with a fair amount of time put into showing Marks’ personal life and the characters mostly being very well developed, Marks in particular coming across as a very well rounded character for whom the title of Mr NICE is really quite accurate as he is presented not as some evil criminal mastermind but rather as a human being who doesn’t believe he is doing anything wrong and who never resorts to violence or the pushing of hard drugs. Consequently, he is a character who we can feel empathy for even and actually care about as he flouts the laws of different nations. Even the character based stuff, however, fails to be particularly gripping. The blame for this likely goes to Bernard Rose for his writing, despite offering up some good dialogue and employing the smart approach of presenting Marks’ story as it is being told to a live audience at his one man show (voiceover being used very effectively here), is very lacking in the plot department and as the film progresses it begins to feel rather repetitive, even longwinded. In terms of the direction, however, Rose fares much better with a number of stylistic touches ensuring that this is, at the very least, a film that looks good.

    The film starts out in black and white as we are introduced to the completely sober Howard Marks before he is introduced to the world of drugs and only when he takes his first drag of cannabis does the colour start to drain in, this touch not being especially original but proving very effective. Colour in general is used effectively here with a strong contrast between duller colours when Marks is sober and vibrant, brighter ones when is stoned, something that effectively distinguishes the two different worlds between which Marks steps foot. The cinematography in general is excellent and the way in which the film has been shot often gives it a trippy, psychedelic look, something that is very appropriate given the themes that the film explores. The film has also been shot in such a way that is actually looks like a film that was made during the 60s, 70s or 80s with the picture quality being very much like what you would have seen in a film from any of these decades (the same decades over which the film’s events take place) and there is also effective integration of real life archive and news footage, something that gives the film a look and feel that is authentic to the periods. The performances on display are also excellent with Rhys Ifans, in particular, standing out and once again demonstrating why he is one of the finest actors of his generation. His performance is note perfect and whether he is playing Marks completely sober or stoned out of his mind he never fails to convince or bring on the charm. His co-stars are also superb but the real scene stealers come from the likes of David Thewlis, Christian McKay and an almost unrecognisable Crispin Glover. Unfortunately, neither the strength of these performances or the quality of the visuals is enough to overcome the fact that the film as a whole really is quite tedious viewing. The story never really engages, making it hard to really get into what is happening and the overall film is a real drag (pardon the pun). So, Mr Nice is a not a film without its strengths, being very technically proficient and boasting great acting but its failure to really enthral us with a truly engrossing storyline makes for a film that you won’t love, rather just consider to be nice.

  • May I Kill U? – Review

    May I Kill U? – Review

    I have to be honest I’ve never cared for Kevin Bishop’s comedy show when it was on British TV. It consisted of broad impersonations of celebrities that most school boys could (with the subtle humour to match). Although it is heartening to note that he played Jim Hawkins in Muppet Treasure Island. That aside seeing his name above the title did little to excite me about this film. Luckily Bishop doesn’t get to break out his arsenal of stupid impressions.

    He plays Officer Baz who whilst cycling away from a community meeting is assault by a local crim. Sustaining a bad concussion he starts to experience blinding migraines which also gives him the urge/brainwave to kill people who witnesses breaking the law. You may have guessed from the titles use of the letter “U” that the films plot heavily relies on all the mod cons; texting, YouTube, i-Pad apps all feature heavily in the story. This is just a straight forward Death Wish rehash, our anti-hero likes to record his killings and put them up online as some sort of deterrent to the residence of East London. Worried about licensing laws or even being charged with murder he asks each victim “may I kill you?” befor clubbing, strangling or electrocuting people to death. I’m not entirely sure it works as a defence in court – not sure Boston Legal covered that.

    may-i-kill-you

    There are some slick moments where text bubbles appear on screen when characters receive them. It’s a trick that seems to associated with TV’s Sherlock but it should become a standard way to deliver these message. Assuming texts will be around for a couple more years at least, it makes a change to them being read out or having to cut to a phone for 10 seconds in order for the audience to read them. May I Kill U? also is one of the first films I can think of that utilises phone and desktop apps. Most of us use them now. Again it’s a plot device which will probably start be used more often in films.

    But technological inventiveness aside May I Kill U? doesn’t have a whole lot else to recommend. It seems to be aiming for some sort of biting social satire. But it’s not funny when it tries to be or horrific enough when it needs to be. You could read the tone of the film as being judgemental toward viewers appetite for murder and death on the web. The overall tone though feels more like a wish fulfilment for anyone who’s been annoyed by thugs in the street or thought “castrations too good for them” when they see stories about sex traffickers. In this world you can murder folk, tweet about it, build up an online celebrity status, get an attractive girlfriend and have people applaud you for it. This is fantastical realism in it’s extreme. Director Stuart Urban has a slick visual eye and knows how to use his locations well. Sometimes the acting needs reigning in but for the most part the cast are solid. Stuart Urban the writer though needs to find the right balance in his story – is this thriller? Comedy? Horror? Throw in some almost random Oedipus subplot and the story seems a little all over the place. Overall May I Kill U? is a film once seen and quickly forgotten.

  • SCENES OF THE CRIME BLOG-A-THON: Miller’s Crossing Review

    SCENES OF THE CRIME BLOG-A-THON: Miller’s Crossing Review

    By DeeDee Spears.

    This is another one of those films that I saw a few years ago but at the time I never fully appreciated how brilliant it really was. When it comes to the works of the Coen brothers there are so many bloody good films to chose from. Whether its oddball comedy or thought provoking drama, chances are the Coen brothers have had a “go” at the Genre. Im usually not an avid fan of “Period Piece” films as I have seen a few of them done terribly but in watching this film I was amazed at how much attention to detail there was going into the film which was a pleasant surprise compared to some of the terrible period pieces I have seen in the past. “Millers Crossing” features 2 Actors whom I believe never really got the credit they deserved in Hollywood and 1 Actor whom I believe should of been Giant among the more mature Actors of today.

    I’m referring to Steve Buscemi and Marcia Gay Harden. Steve Buscemi is usually used as the punchy bit part Actor who makes a huge Impact in the short amount of screen time he is given (Desperado, Con Air, The Big Lebowski) the man has this down to an Art Form. To be able to do this requires a “Hell” of a lot of skill and charm. In his scenes in most films people find themselves drawn to his characters and in this film he is no different. Than we have Marcia Gay Harden. I first noticed her in Frank Darabont’s “The Mist” which her portrayal of Crazed Religious fanatic “Rose Barlow” honestly “creeped the shit outta me”.

    She was that convincing to a fault. Than I got to see her work again in Clint Eastwoods powerful “Mystic River” in which I felt she stood out amongst the “Stacked” ensemble cast which she worked with in that film which is by any means no small feat. Than we go onto the Actor whom I feel was the Power behind “Millers Crossing” and I believe should be up amongst the Deniro’s and Pacino’s of our time. Albert Finney (you thought I was gonna say Gabriel Byrne dind’t you) I believe is an Actor who IS being under utilized by Hollywood and. Albert Finney and Brian Cox (I know but I couldn’t help myself I’m a huge Brian Cox fan) are 2 Actors whom I believe should have greater status in Hollywood. Both are renown Powerful performers who flawlessly portray any emotion they are given. Albert Finney pretty much sets the tone for “Millers Crossing” with the brilliant finishing touches provided by Gabriel Byrne, John Turturro and the rest of this brilliant cast.

  • Opinion – Why Dredd Was The Best Comic Book Movie Of 2012

    Opinion – Why Dredd Was The Best Comic Book Movie Of 2012

    Coming on the back of the excellent news that Dredd 3D has debuted at the top of the Blu-Ray and DVD charts for this week, I thought it was appropriate to finally lay the case that Pete Travis’s big screen adaptation of the helmeted law enforcer from Mega-City One was by far and away the best comic book movie of last year

    Set in the not too distant future, America is now a radiated wasteland and a sprawling urban jungle stretches across the East Coast. With crime an increasing problem, enforcers known as Judges are bestowed the power of being judge, jury and executioner to help keep the peace. Judge Dredd is the most feared; and after investigating a call to one of the many vertical townships, he becomes confined in the huge 200-story complex with Rookie Judge Anderson. The only way out is to fight, as he and Anderson aim to stop the drug-lord Ma-Ma, who has seized control of the building. Simple premise yes, but it’s as bombastically entertaining as it is basic in narrative.

    Although encouraging seeing it shifting units in the DVD market, it is somewhat of a scant consolation considering the disappointing box office numbers from both over here, and especially across the pond. Incorrectly and unfairly perceived as a remake (and even a sequel) of the 1995 Sylvester Stallone tepid action flop, the Americans couldn’t seem to grasp that it wasn’t, in any way, connected. Couple this with a non-existent marketing campaign and it being issued the dreaded, yet utterly nonsensical, R rating, the film was always destined to struggle in the States. While it faired slightly better in the UK, where Dredd is one of the country’s most famous comic book characters, it barely made a dent and disappeared after just 3 weeks. Ultimately, it was such a shame for a film that delivers what many an action film fan had been craving for years; a brutal, 90 minute long, 18-rated, no holds barred depiction of a classic law enforcing anti-hero…but unfortunately for Dredd, Gareth Evans’s The Raid had been released months earlier and its story was very, very similar.

    the raid

    Harsh accusations of plagiarism engulfed the release of Dredd, despite production companies sitting on Alex Garland’s superb portrayal of the 2000AD gruff lawman for years. And even though the premise of both films is hardly ground breaking (see Die Hard, Escape from New York, Game of Death), it did undoubtedly affect the film’s credibility as an original piece of cinema merely because The Raid was released first. Internet a**e-holes (commonly known as trolls), slated the film before even seeing it, citing it as a “Raid Rip-off”. The demographic that Travis and Garland were relying on turned against the movie, and for no real reason. But let’s not dwell on why the film failed, let me explain why Dredd was superior to the other 3 powerhouses of comic book folklore that appeared on the silver screen in 2012: Spiderman, Batman, and of course, The Avengers (I’m not counting Men in Black 3 because a. I haven’t seen it and 2. I can’t bring myself to suggest anything is better than Will Smith).

    Is Dredd really better than these behemoths?
    Is Dredd really better than these behemoths?

    All 4 of the major comic book movies released last year were entertaining in their own right. Christopher Nolan’s high concept conclusion to a stunning trilogy was a rip roaring success at the box office. Joss Whedon’s incredible ability to make The Avengers work, and work so well, was fantastic to watch unfold. And Marc Webb’s difficult task of getting everyone’s favourite neighbourhood Spiderman back on the big screen so soon after Sam Raimi departed the franchise was a solid and entertaining, if a little pointless, effort. I liked them all, no question, but we had seen them before. The Dark Knight Rises had nothing on its predecessor. The Avengers, while excellent, tried too hard to share screen time between its five thousand included heroes and The Amazing Spiderman was yet another origin story that no one really needed, or even wanted. Dredd however, felt utterly refreshing in an overly saturated and increasingly common genre.

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    2000AD is a comic book aimed at adults. The producers took a risk that films seldom do these days; it was an 18. It wasn’t watered down for the appeal of the Orange Wednesday crowd, and while this was likely the reason for its meagre box office takings, it was all the better for it artistically. Mega City One is unforgiving and brutal; to limit its portrayal to align with the standards of the BBFC would have been a mistake. So to see bullets tearing through the flesh of drugged up criminals in slow motion is like seeing the hand drawn panels of Carlos Ezquerra come to life. While bloody, ruthless and explicit in its violence, it wasn’t overly gratuitous or gory for the sake of it; it was essential to the ethos of Judge Dredd and Mega City One. …And wasn’t it odd in The Dark Knight Rises to see a gunned down police chief just lying on the floor in his pristine police uniform?

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    My main gripe with The Dark Knight Rises was that the story had far too many ridiculous bits in it. In an attempt to create a sophisticated comic book movie, Christopher Nolan inadvertently treated his audience like they were idiots. Like we wouldn’t notice the long list of infuriatingly stupid moments if we were distracted by a complicated story line (as humorously pointed out in this honest trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJuGeqdbn4). The film was good, but only if you didn’t take any time to think about it. Harkening back to early John Carpenter classics like Escape from New York, Alex Garland took the simple route when writing a story for Dredd’s second outing on the silver screen. Its simplicity was most definitely one of its strongest points and even computer game like in its approach; varying levels of increasing difficulty culminating in a final face off with the big boss. That was it. The film wasn’t bogged down with an hours worth of character origin, ala The Amazing Spiderman and it wasn’t over complicated in an attempt at being sophisticated, like The Dark Knight Rises. And while The Avengers jumped straight into it from the off, Marvel did need to push out 4 stand-alone movies to enable it to do so.

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    I miss the days of self-contained 90-minute movies. Everything has to be at least 2 hours long these days and The Avengers, TDKR & The Amazing Spiderman took full liberty with that trend. All pushing close to 3 hours, you really have to set aside a big chunk of your day just to watch them, so it was refreshing to be able to see a film that can be watched at around 10pm and still get to bed before midnight. Not to complain about lengthy films or anything, because sometimes it’s needed and often great to be fully immersed in a cinematic spectacle for a few hours, but it just puts a bit of a limit on repeat viewings. Some of my favourite films are just that because I can watch them at any time. I don’t have to be in the right frame of mind to whack on The Warriors for instance, I can just chuck it on and be entertained for a solid 90 minutes and then get on with my day. Dredd will definitely fall into that category once it’s purchased on Blu-Ray (from HMV).

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    (BEWARE SPOILERS) If you’re familiar with the comics, you will know that Judge Dredd is a wry, no-nonsense tough talking bad ass, and Karl Urban completely nailed it. Not only did he keep the helmet on (as he famously does in the comics), he balanced his performance with a stunning level of humour and had that sternness you would fully expect him to have. Spiderman however, was just a bit of a dick. It was good to see Andrew Garfield maintain a quite cocky and sarcastic demeanour, as Spiderman is in the comics, but there were moments when it teetered on the edge of him being unlikeable. It’s fair to say that this version of the Web head was more aligned with the character than the wet flannel that was Tobey Maguire, but don’t make a promise to a dying man who saved your life, only to completely ignore it after you fail to even turn up to the man’s funeral. That’s just harsh. As for Batman, well we just didn’t see enough of him in The Dark Knight Rises and that was quite irritating. Batman is quite possibly the best comic book character of all time; so to see him relegated to about 45 minutes of screen time only to retire was a bit disappointing. The Avengers? Well Marvel know their characters well enough to portray them perfectly, and portray them perfectly they did. Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk was the best on screen portrayal of the not-so-jolly green giant and was quite simply superb.

    The casting of Karl Urban was perfect
    The casting of Karl Urban was perfect

    05

    3D is a fad. No question, but somehow, the 3D in Dredd wasn’t actually that bad. If I had a choice I would’ve shunned seeing the film in 3 dimesions as I had done for both The Avengers and The Amazing Spiderman. It just doesn’t do anything for my peepers. My brain is more than capable of judging perspective in a 2D image, and I like the colour of films to be rich and vibrant, seeing a film with special glasses makes it dull and lifeless. The cinematic release however was a strictly 3D affair, but its use was limited and used in the right way. It enhanced the antagonists’ use of Slo-Mo, the time altering drug that features in the film, and genuinely created a real sense of euphoria that the drug is supposed to provide. The Slo-Mo sequences looked stunning and were a stark contrast to the grim and depressing reality of Mega-City One. Colours pulsated, light shimmered and the world transformed into an exhilarating, soft focused, false façade the audience could share. It was a wonderful juxtaposition with what was the harsh reality of a dystopian future, and what was enhanced through the use of narcotics. The sequences may have been overused a tad, but when they looked that good, it’s no real surprise to see Pete Travis milk it a little bit. To then see that a film can look so good, and be made at a fraction of the price as its contemporaries, is a testament to the production team behind the film. Of course, it didn’t rake in anywhere near as much the others, but then that was never going to happen. It might be ridiculous, even controversial, of me to entertain the idea Dredd is superior when you look at the figures, and figures don’t lie, but then Transformers continues to make millions and millions of pounds and they are awful films. Think about that.

    Alex Garland has plans for a trilogy of Dredd movies, but after its abysmal performance at the box office it is unlikely his promising adaptation of such a cult hero will see the light of day. The Blu-Ray charts are encouraging though, so if units continue to shift then we might once again see Karl Urban don the helmet and grimace…but it needs to shift big. If you haven’t seen it, and enjoy a good old-fashioned action romp with unabashed violence, then it’s a must see. I might buy 3 copies just to help it get the sequel it really does deserve.

    Dredd is available on Blu-Ray and DVD now. Go and buy it. Help the cause.

  • Fear And Desire – Review

    Fear And Desire – Review

    Stanley Kubrick has dismissed Fear And Desire, his 1953 feature debut, as  a “lousy picture, roughly and poorly and ineffectively made”. Its hard to argue with the late great auteurs’ own assessment, at times the film feels amateurish in its execution particularly in the technical aspects of filmmaking, poorly dubbed dialogue and rough sound editing often detract from the narrative. However there are moments within the film which stand out as pure Kubrick both in their execution and the way they deal with certain themes that the director would later explore in his later, more well known, work.

    Fear And Desire is an existential war story which, as a narrator informs us at the outset is ‘outside history, only the unchanging shapes of fear and doubt and death are from our world’. As such there is no clear setting or cultural context for the film to operate in, leaving us with only the characters to navigate some unknown world. The narrative follows four soldiers trapped behind enemy lines as they struggle to survive. The characters themselves are archetypes, the standard soldiers we have seen in countless war films since — the by the book leader, the gruff second in command, the nervous young recruit. The fact that these men can often seem robotic or inhuman could be considered a major flaw in the film, not allowing the audience to connect to the protagonists. Alternatively this could be the exact point that Kubrick and his screenwriter Howard Sackler are trying to make. The dehumanising effect of war would later go on to become a key theme in Kubrick’s seminal Full Metal Jacket (1987) and it’s not hard to see the themes, and techniques the director uses to convey them, begin to take shape here. In a standout sequence the soldiers brutally slaughter a group of enemy combatants and proceed to calmly finish their dinner, the scene is expertly cut with extreme close ups of faces and hands, more than a little reminiscent of the shower scene of Hitchcock’s Psycho.

    Parallels can also be drawn between the characters of Pvt. Sidney (Paul Mazursky) and Pvt. ‘Pyle’ (Vincent D’Onofrio) in Full Metal Jacket, as the two men similarly descend into madness. However it is the former that remains the more chilling and effective as a combination of over acting from Mazursky and a somewhat rushed transition from innocence to outright lunacy takes place within the Fear And Desire‘s admittedly short running time (at just over an hour, it barely qualifies as a ‘feature’)

    Unfortunately the filmmaking of Kubrick’s debut struggles to effectively put across a clear message. Whether this is due to Sackler’s at times overly simple, at times overly philosophical, script or the wooden performances is hard to tell but as Kubrick himself suggested “the ideas which we wanted to put across were good. But we didn’t have the experience to embody them dramatically”.

    For die hard Kubrick fans and cinephiles, Fear And Desire will no doubt provide new material to study and analyse, for general audiences however it is a perplexing and often sterile exercise, a rough sketch from a director who would go on to become one of cinema’s greatest artists.

    Fear and Desire is out on Blu Ray and DVD on 28th January