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  • iSteve: An Unlikely Biopic

    iSteve: An Unlikely Biopic

    When it came to a biopic movie of Steve Jobs’ career, I would not have immediately jumped to the idea of a parody comedy done by Funny or Die. Coinciding with this I would not have thought Funny or Die’s first feature length movie to cover such a, what could have been, serious topic. However, creator Ryan Perez decided to write and produce this ambitious production and do it in no less than five days, a risky deed amidst the two other supposedly more accurate Jobs productions currently in the pipeline.

    Calling this movie a documentary would be a loose mistake; even with no real background knowledge of Steve Jobs myself, I was still very aware of the fanciful nature of the story. Upon research it seems that there are some factual snippets such as the release date of the Macintosh, the hiring of John Sculley and the development of the Apple 11 (although in reality Jobs was probably not finding his inspiration from acid tabs retrieved from Asia). In between these connections to the truth, Perez weaved into it a rather comical, rather hilariously typical plot line with clichés such as Job’s downfall from the villain Sculley, his fight back to the top amongst an intertwined love story, his mentor George Lucas and the many amusing and, quite obviously, computer based montage scenes. The blatant mockery of such against-the-odds style films is reminiscent of the stupid humor found in likewise parodies such as Airplane and Walk Hard, which could, combined with the universal appreciation for Steve Jobs and the Apple line, be the reason for the release generating such mixed reviews.

    Latter to the extended release date, the movie received some harsh criticisms relating to the silly humor and inaccuracy of the plot, as well as the shoddy and rushed production. One of the harshest of all being the review in Wired magazine, describing the movie as “profoundly unfunny” and going on to say, “this movie is worse in every way than a sidewalk dentist in Bangkok sans anesthesia.” A little harsh some may say, and also probably coming from someone who was expecting a factual or even a more mature account of Jobs’ life. The problem for critics seems to be the context of the movie more than the actual entertainment value. For many it was a disdain and almost an insult to the late and universally admired Steve Jobs and the imprecision of facts and lighthearted humor made many viewers angry. However, coming from a person who watched the film without such a setting, I think it was pretty enjoyable, not to mention impressive for the amount of time is took Perez to compose. What’s important not to forget is that this is essentially an extended tape from the website Funny or Die; it’s not meant to be an epic production but more of a buoyant take on what could be a rather dismal subject.

    So let’s talk about the more funny moments such as the fight scene between “good friends” Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, preceding the cleverly orchestrated Mac and PC adverts that originally featured actor Justin Long, who is in the film playing Jobs himself. Along with the virtual reality sex sketch and the various Apple Acid montages, moments like these in fact reminded me of the silliness in more recent South Park episodes, which is never a bad thing.

    Although many critics felt strongly adverse to the impreciseness of iSteve, I amongst others found it to be an entertaining watch, which I was not expecting. It’s trivial, it’s rushed and maybe it’s not ideal for hardcore Jobs fans but taken out of context or with a pinch of iSalt, it is an engaging and funny look at the life of the creator of Apple.

  • The Story Of O: Untold Pleasures – Review

    The Story Of O: Untold Pleasures – Review

    The Story Of O: Untold Pleasures is an American erotic drama that was directed by Phil Leirness and originally released in October 2002.  It stars Danielle Ciardi, Neil Dickson, Max Parrish and Michelle Ruben and is an adaptation of the famous French erotic novel Histoire d’O by Pauline Reage.  Unsurprisingly, given that it revolves around the domination and objectification of women for male pleasure, it has been filmed many times although never as badly as this.

    It tells the story of ambitious young photographer O (Cardi), whose feckless lover Rene (Parrish) introduces her to the wealthy Sir Stephen (Dickson).  Stephen happens to be a bit of a perv who likes nothing better than whipping young women across the buttocks and sponsoring ambitious young photographers.  O puts two and two together and is soon being whipped across the buttocks in exchange for the cash she needs to put her latest photograph album together.  But she finds the terms of her agreement with Stephen are affecting her relationships with Rene and model Jacqueline (Ruben).

    The erotic drama was a staple of the direct-to-video scene in the 1990s and made minor stars of the likes of Shannon Whirry and Shannon Tweed.  They basically provided teenage boys and dirty old men with moving images of T&A in the pre-internet era but inexplicably tried to make out that they were ‘artistic’, which in practice meant lots of soft focus photography, billowing white sheets, doves, candles, bubble bath and all that sort of thing.  However, once the internet provided the means for infinite varieties of pornography to flood the world the requirement for erotic dramas dropped off overnight.

    This version of The Story Of O came right at the fag end of that cycle and, viewed now, shows what a self-defeating sub-genre it really was.  It’s all very well showing lots of wobbling boobs and arses but, let’s face it, the Carry On series was offering that thirty years previously.  As Roman Polanski once said, if you’re making a film about a man whose head is cut off, you have to show the head getting cut off otherwise it’s like a joke without the punchline.  So if you’re making a film that’s all about sex, well, you can fill in the blanks yourself.

    And speaking of blanks, the actors in erotic dramas were cast for their looks alone with the natural consequence that the acting is appalling.  Which is certainly the case here: Danielle Ciardi doesn’t for one second convince you as someone who could drive a man insane with lust and poor old Neil Dickson, who had the starring role in the flop movie version of Biggles in 1987, looks thoroughly embarrassed – as well he might – as Sir Stephen.

    To do proper justice to a novel such as Histoire d’O requires either the no-holds-barred bad taste of someone like Jess Franco or the detached voyeurism of a master technician like Stanley Kubrick.  Unfortunately, director Phil Leirness is neither.  There’s plenty of nudity and some mild S&M but nothing even remotely decadent, let alone depraved.  The score gives away how bland this film really is, being the sort of music you might hear being piped through the duty free shops on a cross-channel ferry.

    So ultimately The Story Of O: Untold Pleasures is nothing more than an historical example of a now all but extinct type of movie making, and a bad example at that.

  • KONGA!

    KONGA!

    Network Distributing is delighted to announce the home entertainment debut of one of the first monster movies to be made in colour! Cult classic KONGA, an alternative interpretation of the King Kong Story is available to own on 13 May 2013.

    Michael Gough is Dr Decker – a botanist and university professor – but also the sole survivor of a plane crash in Africa. When he returns from the jungle he brings with him a baby chimpanzee, ‘Konga’. During the course of his experiments, Decker discovers a serum that causes Konga to grow to the size of a gorilla – and, eventually, to obey his will. Encountering both opposition to his experiments and following a love affair thwarted by a rival, he decides to put the supersized ape to terrifying use that terrorises London…

    This entertaining film directed by Canadian John Lemont and shot at Merton Park Studios for Anglo-Amalgamated is finally available in a brand-new transfer from the original film elements in its as-exhibited cinema aspect ratio.

  • Quick Chat: Spartacus’ Simon Merrells

    Quick Chat: Spartacus’ Simon Merrells

    With the legendary TV series Spartacus has come to an epic end on SKY, Simon Merrells who played Crassus – the richest man in the Roman Republic who brought Spartacus to his eventual demise – was interviewed on SKY Radio on Monday and was recorded as saying if there were to be a Caesar spin-off show now that Spartacus has died, he would “be in there like a shot”:

    SKY INTERVIEW:

    Is SPARTACUS done and dusted then? Will it come back in any way shape or form.. Can you give us some sort of hope?

    “Well, you’re asking a mere actor – and obviously the makeup girls and the cleaners will find out before me. There has been rumbles about a spin-off, ah, a Caesar spin-off which could or could not involve my character Crassus, certainly historically they went on for a while. I have no idea to be honest, you hear rumbles but Steven De Knight and Starz are the people who would be talking about that.”

    On SPARTACUS – Have you been surprised it’s got as popular as it has got?

    Simon Merrells said: “I’m not surprised really because there were three seasons before I joined and when I auditioned and then got the job I did a lot of research and became, and became very impressed with it and then found out that it had this enormous fan base, which I wasn’t surprised by it because it’s a fairly unique show, there’s nothing quite like it on TV. I think The Guardian said “No show takes its remit to entertain as fully and as seriously as Spartacus” and I’d go along with that. No I’m not surprised, it’s a worldwide phenomenon – massive in the states. Here (UK) it’s got a big fan base, it’s more a culty thing here I think but it’s certainly grown over the years.”

    You must have enjoyed working on Spartacus?

    “Oh my god, yeah, job of a lifetime – fantastic experience right from the word go from being trained in boot camp which was painful but a wonderful experience, the peerless stunt team run by Al Poperton, those guys trained us all – got us all up to scratch. I think I lost about 9kg in three and a half weeks. And then there’s the double sword training, the stunt training, I learnt to ride – it was such an experience, I had the time of my life.”

    Would you work with them again?

    “Absolutely, they are a lovely bunch of people and I’d be in there like a shot”

    The epic final season of the TV Series SPARTACUS: War of the Damned will be available to own on DVD and Blu-ray from 29th April. Starring Liam McIntyre as Spartacus, Simon Merrells as Crassus, Manu Bennett as Crixus and Dustin Clare as Gannicus, this epic conclusion of a legendary journey also introduces a young Julius Caesar into the story, played by Todd Lasance. The SPARTACUS final series “War of the Damned” will unleash a battle unlike anything ever seen before.

    Creator and Executive Producer of SPARTACUS, Steven S. DeKnight has worked alongside fellow Executive Producers: Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert and Joshua Donen and Starz Entertainment to bring audiences an exciting, modern new look at the legend of Spartacus which has developed die-hard fans throughout its 3 seasons and prequel: Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena and Spartacus: Vengeance. The series is inspired by the historical figure of Spartacus, a Thracian gladiator who from 73 to 71 BC led a major slave uprising against the Roman Republic.

    Thom Leaman, Marketing Manager from Anchor Bay Entertainment said “We are delighted to be bringing the epic finale of Spartacus: War of the Damned to DVD and Blu-ray. Spartacus has continually rewritten the rule book as far as primetime TV goes – but I think it’s fair to say they’ve saved the best till last. Going out with a bang doesn’t even cut it! We’re incredibly proud to be part of this legacy of larger than life storytelling and we hope Spartacus fans will help us celebrate the breath-taking end to one of the most popular shows on the planet.”

  • The Lords Stream Their New Single!

    The Lords Stream Their New Single!

    “One of the best songs I’ve listened to in a very long time! It’s like having hot water poured directly into your brain. Powerful, absorbing and mind-controlling” Unknown Underworld, April 2013.

    Even in a year filled with success stories for experimental music so far, it’d be hard to deny that 2013 hasn’t so far belonged to The Lords. In a new music world where everything you need to know about a band is readily available on the internet, The Lords have succeeded in being heard whilst staying firmly in the shadows. Their debut single ‘The Lords of Salem’ has found HUGE success receiving undulated praise from every newspaper, magazine and website around.

    ‘The Lords of Salem’ was written way before the hype headed from the underworld to the cosmos though. It’s repetitive hook will swirl menacingly around you for days upon end. It’s that unshakable! Their effortless production is a perfect exercise in the simpler the better.

    Now listen to the full single!

    ‘The Lords’ feature in Rob Zombie’s latest film ‘The Lords of Salem’ out on DVD 22nd April through eOne Momentum.