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  • Akira Back In Cinemas In July

    Akira Back In Cinemas In July

    One of the greatest animated movies of all time, Katsuhiro Otomo’s universally acclaimed and genuinely ground-breaking anime Akira returns to the big screen to celebrate its 25th anniversary. Opening at UK cinemas on 13th July 2013.

    Akira is the movie that single-handedly started the anime revolution and defined the Manga brand as the world’s leading distributor of Japanese animation. A genre-defining classic and a major influence on countless sci-fi and fantasy movies, including live-action films such as “Chronicle” and “The Matrix”, over the years it has attracted legions of fans and admirers throughout the globe for whom its return to the big screen represents an unmissable treat.

  • The Seasoning House: Review

    The Seasoning House: Review

    To create a film set in the grim and harrowing world of a military brothel is a daunting project and one that could easily be steered into the sexploitive movie genre. This is perhaps what makes The Seasoning House, British special effects and make-up artist Paul Hyett’s debut feature, such a triumph. While the movie contains all of the disturbing and at times gory visuals associated with this theme, he manages to integrate and raise some poignant messages about feminism as well as the sex slave industry as a whole. The film itself could be described, perhaps not as a horror as it is advertised, but more of a dramatic thriller, combining a gripping and enthralling storyline with an overlay of some very relevant and contemporary atrocities that continue to thrive in the modern world.

    The story focuses on Angel (Rosie Day), a deaf and mute orphan, who is bought to the house after she, as is shown in a rather dramatic scene, watches her mother being shot. When kidnapped she is taken into the uncomfortable arms of brothel owner and sociopathic ex-militant Viktor, played brilliantly by Kevin Howarth. Angel is fortunately and at the same time not so fortunately chosen as Viktor’s personal pleasure and housekeeper, keeping the rooms up to shape and making sure the girls are drugged and placid for the many customers. The film does not shy away from the ruthless and brutal scenes, with one of the athletically intimidating soldiers paying extra to “play rough” with one of the girls. The atmosphere is beyond uneasy, as all of the male characters, be it soldiers, businessmen or doctors, seem to possess an inhumane lack of empathy towards the workers. But while this is a clear and upfront criticism for the business, there’s also the metaphorical statement, as Howarth mentions, through Angel’s role and her afflictions. “Be it by accident or be it by design,” Howarth says, “I feel that the metaphor of Angel being deaf and being mute is symbolic of the whole industry, that they don’t have a voice and they are afraid to say anything in fear of their lives.” And with Angel’s voiceless anger building, her imminent revenge could be a reason for the movie being so well received by it’s female critics: the damaged and suppressed girl finally gets herself heard.

    While the movie maintains an integral example throughout, it also packs a beating from the cinematic perspective. As Howarth mentions, “He (Hyett) comes from a world of detail and I think that’s why Paul’s made such a good debut feature because of his eye for detail.” When watching the film, there is a noticeable grey-brown hue to the camera, enhancing the dingy setting of the brothel. Hyett’s talents as a make-up artist assist the backdrop, with some realistic looking corpses of which the film is not short on. The cinematography is also what makes this movie unique, with the camera often following Angel in a floating dreamlike manner. For a movie that contains such a forbidding storyline, it’s one that is beautifully shot, a victory on Hyett’s part.

    With the acting being a mentionable feature in the film, the entire crew is worth a reference as not one actor in the film gives a particularly two-dimensional presentation of the role they hold. Although Angel’s part involved no lines, Rosie’s performance spoke volumes and as a viewer it’s impossible not to be spurring her on throughout. Assisted by this is Viktor’s character, a position that Hyett had all intentions of giving to Howarth from the beginning. Howarth’s suitable past experience was perhaps what made his acting so believable. He portrays professionally a ruthless and yet damaged man, creating a true and uniquely psychotic character.

    The Seasoning House is maybe not one to watch on a Sunday morning but what is certain is that here lies a film with a gripping storyline, decent acting and intelligent camera work making it one that was well received by its critics on the festival circuit. The DVD release is on the 21st of June so keep an eye out.

  • The Full Trailer For The Alan Partridge Movie, Alpha Papa

    The Full Trailer For The Alan Partridge Movie, Alpha Papa

    Here it is…!

    SYNOPSIS

    Steve Coogan’s famous local radio DJ / one time talk show host Alan Partridge is one of the UK’s most-loved comedy characters. He comes to the cinema screen in this summer’s unmissable British comedy ALAN PARTRIDGE: ALPHA PAPA.

    When Alan’s radio station, North Norfolk Digital, is taken over by a new media conglomerate, it sets in motion a chain of events which see Alan having to work with the police to defuse a potentially violent siege. Will Alan talk round disgruntled colleague Pat Farrell? Will there be shots fired in anger? Will Alan become a public hero or simply another footnote in the history of broadcasting?

    And here’s the first p

  • Possessed Messages!

    Possessed Messages!

    The Last Exorcism 2 is here!

    To mark the release Studiocanal have designed the Possessed Message generator, which is a good thing because HE’S COMING FOR YOU! Warn your friends and see your possessed message spelt out with demonic letters created by a contortionist in the style of the film’s iconic poster.

    Produced by acclaimed horror director Eli Roth, the chilling sequel to the Box Office Number 1 The Last Exorcism is directed by award winning Ed Gass- Donnelly, and sees Independent Spirit Award Nominee Ashley Bell reprise her acclaimed role as the troubled and tortured Nell.

    Check out the Possessed Message generator here or below!

  • Blood – Review

    Blood – Review

    Blood is a Friends Divided By Murder-Guilt Drama. If you haven’t seen one of these – Shallow Grave, Very Bad Things etc – the strength of the cast (Paul Bettany, Stephen Graham, Mark Strong, Brian Cox) is enough for a very slight recommendation, and if a Sad Police Murder story starring four of the most accomplished British Indie actors of the age is inviting to you, by all means check the film out, and stop reading this review now for fear of spoilers.

    For anyone who has encountered this well-worn ‘murder followed by paranoia followed by net-closing-in’ structure (or frankly anyone who’s even slightly film-literate), Blood is a plodding, frustratingly unoriginal film, whose total adherence to this tired formula left me impatient for the film to just hurry up and get to where I already knew it was going.

    Paul Bettany plays Joe Fairburn, a haunted bobby with a cold rage-on for justice. After the suspected murderer of a young girl appears set to walk free, Joe and his brother Lenny (Stephan Graham) take him to ‘the islands’ a place offhandedly recommended for torturing scum by their retired police chief, alzheimer-suffering father (Brian Cox). Push comes to shovel-to-the-head and now Joe and Lenny must cover their tracks before their own police comrades start investigating them. Of course the beta brother “can’t take the guilt”, the alpha brother goes mad, and the film pads its running time with terse family tears until the inevitable conclusion.

    The film’s main theme of A Family Divided is unfortunately hobbled from the start, however, as the main brothers are notably miscast. Stephen Graham convinces enough, but Paul Bettany is all wrong here, the physical difference between his tall blonde and Graham’s short brunette exacerbated by Bettany’s attempted London accent never fully covering his clipped RP drawl. They never appear like a cohesive family unit, so there’s not much to tear apart, lessening the weight of the drama from the get go.

    It also doesn’t help that film has the wrong protagonist in Bettany’s Joe. A better lead would have been Mark Strong’s loner copper (who we’re told is a loner but spends the establishing moments of the film making easy banter with his fellow co-workers) who slowly tightens the net around Joe and Lenny. His scenes are more interesting because its from his character’s perspective that the Fairburn family actually has any weight. He’s a mistreated, introverted outsider investigating an entire family of policemen, watching each other’s backs and some of the best bits of the film see him tiptoe across the boundaries of social acceptability in trying to gain clues from Joe’s friends and family members. Following Strong’s character might have given the whole film as sense of tension, the Fairburn family seeming a lot more convincing as a unit from without rather than from within. Instead, we’re left to follow Joe who simply does the generic ‘mad with guilt’ thing of lashing out at everyone close to him, fidgeting, hitting the bottle and constantly being one orchestral sting away from bursting into tears. It’s a one-note performance stretched out interminably, whereas Strong’s scant tale of a sidelined man gaining confidence whilst piecemeal taking down a corrupt copper family would have really benefited from the extra screentime.

    There’s an really interesting 15 minutes stretch of the film, however. After murdering the prime suspect, Joe discovers that it couldn’t have been him because his alibi seems to check out and for a brief moment, the film becomes a whodunnit wherein Joe is forced to keep investigating the girl’s murder, not knowing if he’s killed the right guy, or if the real killer’s just around the corner, or if he’s a hair’s breadth from being brought down by his own investigation. That is great. An interesting, but more importantly, unpredictable dynamic, because we as the audience don’t have all the facts. We don’t know who the killer is, so we can’t be sure if Joe is entirely damned or what the next plot beat will bring. Sure enough however, they find the real killer in the next scene so now we as the audience know everything, and we spend the rest of the film looking at our watch waiting for Mark Strong to get on with it and close the net. This frustration is multiplied tenfold by the fact that Paul Bettany spends the entirety of the film looking impossibly guilty, hunched over like the world’s most stricken gargoyle, smoking his murderer’s cigarettes with an I Just Straight Up Killed A Guy expression on his sad-sack face.

    And speaking of sad, my god the film’s dour. Scenes of cloudy beaches melt into scenes of granite crime scenes, into cloudy, muddy gardens into grey scenes set in grey council estates and grey police stations. Everything so overcast with a grim gloom that, whilst trying to match the sombre tone of the character;s actions, it instead had the converse effect of pulling us out of the drama because it’s trying so hard to look ‘worthy’.

    Bettany aside, however, the actors acquit themselves well. Brian Cox walks away with the whole film with his turn as the Fairburn father, no longer able to exercise his own brand of the law, and Stepham Graham throws everything he has into a thanklessly bland part.

    Like I say, if this is your first foray into this specific niche of cinematic thriller, your non-familiarity with the plot beats at play will make the film a much more effective and mostly well-preformed thriller. But otherwise, Blood is a by-the-numbers affair, a story that’s been told before and better, and that would feel uninspired as an ITV drama, never mind a big screen release.