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  • DVD Review – 13 Assassins

    DVD Review – 13 Assassins

    By Blitzwing.

    Japan in the 1830s, the former Shogun’s son Lord Matsudaira Naritsugu treats the world as his play toy. Unfortunately young Naritsugu considers playtime to be raping and killing at will. After he kills a man and slices his wife’s limbs off a local dignitary decides that enough is enough and approaches Shinzaemon, an old samurai to deal with the young Lord.

    Shinzaemon assembles a crack squad of samurai from his school. Before heading out on their quest the old samurai is visited by his former sparring partner Hanbei who is now head bodyguard to Naritsugu. He warns him off his task and promises that they will battle if it comes to it.

    Damn right it will.

    The gang of samurai assassins finally ambush Naritsugu in a small town only to discover that they are battling hundreds of men. The group of thirteen slowly dismantled the young Lord’s squadron before Shinzaemon and Hanbei have their final showdown. Then some other things happen but that would give away the ending.

    That’s a very vague overview of 13 Assassins and makes it sound like it lasts about an hour, everything happening a breakneck pace. This time though director Takashi Miike is in Audition and Agitator mode. There’s none of the kinetic editing of Dead or Alive or the mad roving camera of Ichi the Killer, 13 Assassins is allowed to flow along at a much more leisurely pace seemingly owing more to Takeshi Kitano and Yasujiro Ozu. Certainly this is one of the most straight forward films Miike has made in a longtime which isn’t to do it down. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Miike has made some very compelling, straight dramas. 13 Assassins feels like he has matured further as a filmmaker who is confident enough to allow a scene between two men talking slowly about bureaucratic policy last five minutes without cutting every two seconds. The photography is as sublime as most of Miike’s films, supplied by first time collaborator Nobyasu Kita. The blood and mud of the final battle are rendered strikingly authentic.

    The final battle is worth a mention alone. Taking up a decent forty minutes of the runtime the ambush plays out with no music and little dialogue. Single samurai’s take on swathes of bodyguards all at once – none of this standing in a circle waiting to have a crack at the assassin – blades sweep through flesh and explosions are the only consistently percussive sound. It’s an amazingly well crafted sequence that is as enjoyable as it is impressive. Imagine the entire Siege on the Third Castle sequence from Ran extended to 40 minutes. By the end battles end you may feel as fatigued as the samurai’s themselves.

    The acting is uniformly strong. Koji Yakusho as the head assassin is the very meaning of stoic heroism. His nobel countenance is underpinned with the knowledge that he can kill with one stroke of his sword. Much in the same vein as Seven Samurai the remaining crew of assassins have their own distinct personalities. Some stronger than others but there is an attempt to give each one separate characters traits, you wander who will come through the climatic battle alive.

    The initial hour and half may disappoint viewers wanted a blade and gore action epic. Much time is dealt on introspective moments of quiet reflection and meetings delivered in hushed tones. It’s a real testament to Miike as a filmmaker that he manages to give what is essentially a drama such a compelling action packed climax. It is a truly impressive action sequence and may end up on repeat in my DVD player.

    13 Assassins – ****

  • The Best Apps For Film And For Watching TV And Movies

    The Best Apps For Film And For Watching TV And Movies

    With our busy and hectic lifestyles and jam-packed personal lives it’s easy for us to miss out on the films and shows we love so much. And while TV catch-up and other services are useful, they don’t allow you to enjoy your favourites while you’re on the move from a simple touch of your mobile phone. For simplicity and flexibility like that, you need to invest in the best film and TV apps around so that your mobile experience is a good high quality one.

    A brilliant app definitely worth your time is MovieQuest. This easy-to-use fully-featured widget lets you stream movies effortlessly to your mobile phone. Furthermore, not only does it have an enormous selection of movie titles, but it also categorises them for you – meaning that finding your favourites is even simpler than before. Although this is currently only available to iOS systems it is an app that every serious movie fanatic should have downloaded to their phone. It will not disappoint.

    Another fantastic app is of course Netflix; many would rightly assume that this app goes without saying, but it’s still important to cover exactly what you get from this service. For a small subscription fee each month you receive unlimited access to all the shows and films you love, which is pretty impressive for saying how many films and TV programmes you can watch in one month for such a low cost. Moreover, this app is completely free to download on the iPhone 5 or any other mobile, meaning that no extra cost is added to your subscription pay outs. There’s really no reason not to install and try this app, many others have and they are benefiting from seamlessly watching whatever they want from wherever they are. It really is like having your TV and DVD player combined in one easy-to-carry device.

  • Five Of Maya’s Finest

    Five Of Maya’s Finest

    By Spencer Blohm.

    During Maya Rudolph’s seven year run on Saturday Night Live she went from an unknown talent to one of the major leading female comedians in Hollywood. Her comedic timing and uncanny ability to impersonate practically anyone quickly endeared her to SNL audiences and, no doubt, miffed a few accurately portrayed celebrities. Among those she convincingly skewered were Diana Ross, Christina Aguilera, Condoleezza Rice, Jennifer Lopez, LaToya Jackson, Maya Angelou, Lucy Liu, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Paris Hilton, Patti LaBelle, and Tina Turner. So, in honor of Maya’s birthday let’s look at her hilarious and wild tenure on SNL, remembering some of her best, and most missed characters.

    Donatella Versace: From 2001 to 2007 Maya played the infamous Italian fashion designer Donatella Versace a whopping 13 times, making her Maya’s most frequently parodied character. As Donatella she chain smokes, guzzles champagne, and flies into wild fits of rage, all while surrounded by hunky male beefcakes. Perhaps the reason why this is one of her best characters is because Donatella Versace herself called her and gave her tips on how to play her!


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    Whitney Houston: Coming in a close second with number of appearances is Maya’s impersonation of Whitney Houston, played an astounding 12 times. During the majority her emergences, Ms. Houston crashes the Weekend Update and various hijinks ensue. She tends to share shocking and inappropriate anecdotes about her life -such as the time she lost bowel control when she caught husband Bobby Brown in a hot tub with other women, or the time she assaulted him with a bag of chicken nuggets, shouting, “Bobbbbbay!”

    Nuni Schoener: Another popular character of Maya’s is the eccentric art dealer Nuni Schoener. The oddball Scandinavian art dealer has a passion for all things modern, along with her husband, also coincidentally named Nuni Schoener. With an impossible to place accent and strange assortment of outfits, Nuni is always on the forefront of what’s happening. Together with her husband, the avant-garde couple became SNL mainstays for years.

    Jodi Dietz: As one half of the hosting team for Bronx Beat, Jodi Dietz ain’t messing around. With her brash demeanor and “don’t screw with me” attitude, her and co-host Betty Caruso (Amy Poehler) gossip, complain, and dish about life. In between smacks of gum, she drools over  any attractive male guests featured on Bronx Beat. Jodi Dietz is the sassy, slightly tacky, stay at home mom we all know -but would never want to mess with.

    Beyoncé: It’s not an easy task, playing the reigning queen of music, but Maya skillfully appeared as Beyoncé a total of 8 times! Maya’s Beyoncé would frequently arrive as a guest of Prince on “The Prince Show” skit, but during Maya’s final portrayal featured Beyoncé at home with her new daughter, Blue Ivy. Maya’s Beyoncé often appears in stage costumes, and is fond of breaking out in song mid-sentence. Maya’s over-the-top caricature of the pop diva is always spot on.

    Spencer Blohm is a freelance entertainment, film, and television blogger for www.getdirecttv.org. He can still be found attempting to master Maya’s impersonation of Whitney Houston (Bobbbaaaay!). He lives, works, and plays in Chicago.

  • Juro Dreams Of Sushi Review

    Juro Dreams Of Sushi Review

    By Gordon Foote.

    Jiro Ono is eighty-five.

    Every day, he gets up, rides the train to his 10-seat restaurant, situated in a Tokyo basement, and makes sushi.  He has followed this routine, day-in-day-out, since the war.

    Jiro makes sushi.

    He does not make noodles.
    He does not make yakizkana.
    He does not make tempura.

    He makes sushi. Everyday. In his 10-seat, triple-Michelin star rated restaurant, in a Tokyo basement.

    For over half a century, Jiro has given his life to the goal of perfecting sushi making.  His every waking moment and, as the title suggests, many of his sleeping moments, are consumed by the desire, the need even, to improve;  to refine his process yet further to create the perfect flavour.   So sought after are Jiro’s skills that one must book three months in advance for a seat at his restaurant, and the cheapest meal offered costs in the region of ¥30,000(£200).

    It is safe to say that the man at the centre of David Gelb’s 2011 documentary is a fascinating figure.  An inspiring man whose dedication and on-going pursuit of quality draw the audience in and keep them gripped for the full 81 minute running time.  Having set foot in a Japanese restaurant only three or four times in my life, and not being a particular fan of sushi, it’s difficult to believe just how absorbed in Jiro’s story I became; agog at the man’s unrelenting attention to detail, watching his constant self-critique and training of his staff (apprenticeships at Jiro’s last for ten years; the first few months of which, you merely wring out hot towels.  Until that skill is mastered, you are not permitted near the food).  It’s bizarre to think that such a one dimensional character, a man completely consumed by his love of sushi, could be so incredibly interesting to watch!

    Though the obsession, the passion, is endearing, instilling a sensation of respect and awe, it simultaneously forces one to wondering what he has missed out on while focusing so intently on sushi.  He freely admits that he was not there much for his two sons, describing himself as “…more like a stranger” than a father.   Also, the documentary gives no time at all to the woman behind the man.  Jiro’s wife is conspicuously absent, as are any scenes in, or even references to, his home.  It serves excellently to keep the focus on the food, but does paint a rather sad image of children who could not compete for their father’s affections with raw fish, and a woman who, for all intents and purposes was a single mother; a sushi-widow, as it were.

    There are a couple of scenes where Gelb decides to follow Yoshikazu, Jiro’s eldest son, for a short time; one such scene sees him selecting stock from their network of trusted vendors at the fish market.  It is a weird and wonderful scene as we glimpse other people who are totally consumed by their chosen careers, and yet, even then look up to Jiro, always hoping to find that piece of fish which will make them say, “Ah…that is worthy of Jiro”.  The spectacle of a Japanese tuna auction is not to be missed.

    Throughout, Jiro Dreams of Sushi is entertaining and well constructed, not over-staying its welcome.  Gelb’s direction pushes the players to the forefront and gives them space to tell their story without competing for the limelight.  Each scene is presented well and timed excellently, never being allowed to grow stale before moving on.  The documentary paints a vivid picture of the life the world’s best sushi chef has made for himself, and the amount of work it takes to get to that level.   He is the best and as, food critic, Masuhiro Yamamoto laments towards the film’s conclusion, “When Jiro retires, or the inevitable happens, Sushi may never reach that level again…”.

    4/5

  • Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God – Review

    Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence In The House Of God – Review

    Documentary guru Alex Gibney gives us an very direct insight to the tragic and infuriating world of Catholic priest abuse.

    Often when reviewing I write with a fairly sarcastic tone, mostly to amuse me and in the hope that the two of you who read my ramblings might find it entertaining. With a film such as Mea Maxima Culpa, it would seem churlish. I’m sure I won’t be able to resist now and then so let’s see how it goes.

    The documentary focuses on four men who attended St. John’s School for the Deaf as boys. Whilst there they were molested by the school’s head teacher who is also a priest. Discussing what happened to them and the steps they took to gain justice the film begins to unravel and display the mass cover ups that go on within the Catholic church to hide these criminals.

    On first hearing about Mea Maxima Culpa I wondered about the need for another film investigating abuse in the Catholic church. Over the past two decades it seems we can’t go a handful of months without another horror story of young, vulnerable people being subjected to crimes that would satan weep. Many of these stories have been told to use through feature films, mostly investigative documentaries. It’s hard to disagree with their existence. It’s also hard to watch them. The prospect of seeing another film about priest paedophilia was not one I relished.

    Fortunately Alex Gibney is a man who knows the right angles from which to approach a story, he has also brought us some of the most high profile documentary releases of the last ten years; Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, Taxi to the Dark Side and We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks. He is incredibly prolific for documentarian but you never feel he is short changing his subjects. With Mea Maxima Culpa he goes so far as to literally give a voice to the four men recounting their stories of abuse. With each man telling his life through sign language, their voices are provided by actors Chris Cooper, John Slattery, Ethan Hawke and Jamey Sheridan. Their line readings add some weight to the stories being conveyed, but it could be argued that essentially “dramatising” these mens words brings the film into borderline ‘docu-drama’. The first half of the film concentrates on the young men as they attempt to tell their neighbourhood about the priest who abused them. As it becomes apparent that they are hitting dead ends the film begins to focus more intently in the Vaticans systematic cover ups and under-the-rug sweeping of criminal priest. It’s here that the film changes from an devastating personal confessional to a political and sociological study of why pedophiles seem to be so prevalent in the cloth. Academics, theologians and journalists make up the majority of talking heads. All seem to be in agreement. Yes, abusing children is bad. These priests are bad. They should be prosecuted. Sick as it may sound I would have like to have seen some deranged souls attempt to defend the actions if only to see what a real cretin looks like.

    Despite it being common knowledge that Pope Benedict XVI, whilst still going by the handle Cardinal Ratzinger, was the chief investigator/cover-up-man of alleged abuses within the church. Gibney seems to take delight in detailing the comfortable lives Ratzinger arranged for Priests. We also get to see a rare moment of anger as the future-Pope is blind-sided by a journalist.

    The film’s figurative and emotional climax comes when two of the former students of St. John’s track down the Priest who abused them. Living in a lovely situated home in the country the men film themselves as they attempt to confront their former tormentor. The situation manages to dumbfound and infuriate. Which is main emotions you may take away from Mea Maxima Culpa. But after an hour and half of head shaking and fist clenching Gibney allows hope to creep in as we see how the men have progressed with their lives and continue their fight to seek justice against those who wronged them and so many others.

    Hopefully some people who believe that this is not a major issue within the Catholic church will see this film and begin to have a good think about their views. There’s a good chance it could happen but also a good chance that this will be merely be preaching to converted. People who are angered by this subject and will continue to be angered until men who hold more power than they should decide to do something good with it and make the moral choices they should find so easy to make.